@PHRoG I would buy this in a heartbeat and put Wendi on its back if it weren’t so speedy. Kirk could live right next to it! Oh or transplant kirks head onto it.
@ChadP@compunaut You know what else would help?..inviting 60 or so of the closest Meh-mbers to your personal space to get a real feel for what you are looking for…just sayin…
@ChadP I have recently made 2 different desk lamps… I would be more than happy to create you one… lets just say I may or may not have a 7ft tall mannequin in my garage just waiting for the right level of inspiration
Good luck with your quest. At the beginning of the pandemic, I made a list of items I wanted to upgrade in my house, and a floor lamp was the most problematic. I searched multiple websites for months, and even raised my budget to $500, with no luck. I finally found the perfect one 6 months later on the NextDoor app, and for only $50. I then paid another $50 for a new shade, but I now have something that I am happy with.
@sammydog01 Thanks - it is solid wood heavy AF. It was such a relief to stop the incessant searching after six months!
@tinamarie1974 I got mine at Target as well, kinda old but still goes with my current décor. If I replace the couch I might consider trying to reupholster the chair myself. Never attempted before, but this seems like the perfect chair to practice on due to its simple design.
@Kidsandliz wow, I wonder if I bought that monkey one if it would actually look like a bad Photoshop of a lamp in person? Because there could be something to a lamp that could look like a bad Photoshop in real life. It might be worth $300.
@Kidsandliz no I’m serious. You think I was picking out good lamps and not “good” lamps? I’m just in awe that that site would try to pass that off as a $300 lamp. So I figured it must be a magic lamp that looks like a bad Photoshop, that’s the only way it’s worth that kind of dough in my book.
They did have some cool little robot guys with light bulb faces that sit on a shelf or desk on that site. As soon as I visited their site once, 70% of internet ads switched to showing them. So I’ll make sure to click if I’m not busy just to chuckle at the robots and increase their ad budget.
@djslack I certainly would have expected it to be way cheaper. There is no way I’d buy either of those lamps although I do think they are funny in a laugh at them way.
My go to basic floor lamp is the Not from ikea, but it looks like it’s been discontinued and replaced by the Tagarp. https://www.ikea.com/us/en/p/tagarp-floor-uplighter-with-light-bulb-black-white-40464045/
Looks like maybe some small changes including getting taller. It’s a great lamp, nothing fancy but gets the job done for cheap. The version with the adjustable reading lamp on the side is also great.
@metaphore I have Not lamps in 3 rooms here. Great lamp to just get the job done. Was in Ikea when they were on final clearance and bought one just to have around in a box, come in handy. The new ones have a much smaller dome and do not have the side lamp, which I actually like (even though doesn’t look as clean). Too bad Ikea always seems to get rid of anything I like.
@Raider it looked like there was a version of this new one with the side lamp too. Super lame that the new one has a smaller dome and probably isn’t as good. I’ve bought like 3 or 4 Not lamps over the years but ended up not taking any in a move last year and figured I would just pick a few new ones up later, but now it might not be worth going to ikea ever again.
@metaphore It seemed that every time I needed to throw a lamp somewhere I picked up another as looked good enough and worked well. Good to see that they added a side lamp option to the replacement. Looking through it’s possible they had the Hektogram on display with the clearance Not’s prior to others availability. (https://www.ikea.com/us/en/p/hektogram-floor-uplighter-with-light-bulb-black-white-90459428/) . Next time happen into an Ikea will try and check the new lamp out, run out of places for them but have family members moving into dorms in a year so good to know.
@marklog You know you are forever part of meh lore and history. Right? You were discussed not so long ago in the meh memories thread - well you and your dog story was.
https://www.amazon.com/LCNINGTD-Fabric-lampshade-postmodern-Decorative/dp/B07R52DMXB
@dave looks like we have a winner
@dave dammit, I just came here to post that!
https://www.dhgate.com/product/christmas-bones-floor-lamp-chrome-black-resin/516827433.html
@sillyheathen
yessssss!
@PHRoG I would buy this in a heartbeat and put Wendi on its back if it weren’t so speedy.
Kirk could live right next to it! Oh or transplant kirks head onto it.
Also I need coffee.
@sillyheathen You could make that- I’ve seen your skills.
@sammydog01 @sillyheathen good way to hide the bodies!
@sammydog01 Or this could finally be the @sillyheathen / @koolhandjoe collaboration we’ve been awaiting!
@mossygreen @sammydog01 @sillyheathen If not now… one day… and it will be glorious!!!
I like the minimalism of this one:
https://lightsmoon.com/products/modern-minimal-led-corner-lamp
@Kyeh
That is totally awesome, especially in rainbow
I also liked
and
PANS! GLANDS! CRAYONS! AWESOME!
@Kyeh This totally has my vote…
I know it is a table lamp but was worth posting anyway.
@cbilyak i wholeheartedly approve of this lamp
@carl669 @cbilyak That’s a great lamp.
@carl669 @cbilyak
FTFY.
There are so many. The problem is not finding a “good” one, it’s only getting just one. Why can’t we have all the lamps?
This thread accurately describes the struggle of trying to find a lamp to perfectly fit a space.
@ChadP maybe you’d be better off finding the lamp you like and then moving to find a space that works with the lamp
@ChadP Define/describe the space. Photos would likely help.
@ChadP @compunaut You know what else would help?..inviting 60 or so of the closest Meh-mbers to your personal space to get a real feel for what you are looking for…just sayin…
@ChadP I have recently made 2 different desk lamps… I would be more than happy to create you one… lets just say I may or may not have a 7ft tall mannequin in my garage just waiting for the right level of inspiration
Good luck with your quest. At the beginning of the pandemic, I made a list of items I wanted to upgrade in my house, and a floor lamp was the most problematic. I searched multiple websites for months, and even raised my budget to $500, with no luck. I finally found the perfect one 6 months later on the NextDoor app, and for only $50. I then paid another $50 for a new shade, but I now have something that I am happy with.
Doesn’t Moose work for a lighting company now?
@Trillian I like it!
@Trillian like it and I use to have that chair…got it at target
@sammydog01 Thanks - it is solid wood heavy AF. It was such a relief to stop the incessant searching after six months!
@tinamarie1974 I got mine at Target as well, kinda old but still goes with my current décor. If I replace the couch I might consider trying to reupholster the chair myself. Never attempted before, but this seems like the perfect chair to practice on due to its simple design.
@sammydog01 @Trillian would be q great chair to practice on for sure! I kept mine for a while and passed it along to my parents for my dads man cave
@tinamarie1974 @Trillian the chair is adorbs!
/image boring floor lamp
I mean, just look at it. It used to be boring. Now it’s a fingerprint collecting nightmare!
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07BJ2TMPJ/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_glt_fabc_TDKGKXEZA0B9V98EP29R?psc=1
@tinamarie1974 “Swing arm!”
I like this one, which you turn on/off by shaking its hand.
@rockblossom And you can sit on it too!
https://www.costco.com/industrial-pulley-floor-lamp.product.100481774.html
Our antique mall has one of these:
/image casella brass floor lamp skyscraper
@ybmuG Where does the light come out?
@sammydog01 The top. It’s a torchiere
Kind of makes me think of this
What’s your budget? https://www.stardust.com/fdvcollectionthegreatjjflrlmp.html
@dave Luxo Sr. ?
I’ve been looking for a bargain on something like this:
/image vintage metal camera tripod floor lamp
/image vintage modern searchlight floor lamp
Depends if you’re looking for diesel or gasoline.
For diesel, I’d go with: https://www.constructioncomplete.com/wacker-wide-body-light-tower.html
Whereas if you are a gasoline guy, I’d inquire about one of these:
https://www.towerlight.com/products/light-towers/diesel-line/mt2-light-tower/
@er1c Diesel is probably safer for the living room.
@er1c @sammydog01 however…fumes…
@amehzinggrace @sammydog01 You don’t have an outdoor living room?
@er1c @sammydog01 alas…lack of fundage…I have grass/weeds and dirt…also dog poop…and rocks…
https://www.litfad.com/brown-bell-shaped-stand-up-lamp-contemporary-stylish-1-light-fabric-floor-lamp-with-monkey-design-s-156411.html?language=en¤cy=USD
https://www.litfad.com/blue-soft-dinosaur-floor-lamp-cartoon-1-bulb-fabric-stand-up-lamp-with-flared-shade-s-236320.html?language=en¤cy=USD&gclid=CjwKCAjwlrqHBhByEiwAnLmYUPQpddqBCa8erF0VM6boL2fz6Nirg-y1hpu5iTMzCQPfVMSvoZjvJxoC2FYQAvD_BwE
@Kidsandliz wow, I wonder if I bought that monkey one if it would actually look like a bad Photoshop of a lamp in person? Because there could be something to a lamp that could look like a bad Photoshop in real life. It might be worth $300.
@djslack Well I was looking for silly ones since this thread had already gone sideways.
@Kidsandliz no I’m serious. You think I was picking out good lamps and not “good” lamps? I’m just in awe that that site would try to pass that off as a $300 lamp. So I figured it must be a magic lamp that looks like a bad Photoshop, that’s the only way it’s worth that kind of dough in my book.
They did have some cool little robot guys with light bulb faces that sit on a shelf or desk on that site. As soon as I visited their site once, 70% of internet ads switched to showing them. So I’ll make sure to click if I’m not busy just to chuckle at the robots and increase their ad budget.
@djslack I certainly would have expected it to be way cheaper. There is no way I’d buy either of those lamps although I do think they are funny in a laugh at them way.
@Kidsandliz I’m am so intrigued and tempted by the dinosaur lamp… If it were a tad cheaper, it would have a place of honor in my living room!
/image floor lamp
I have one of these that my wife absolutely hates. She tried to get me to throw it out when we got married over 30 years ago
I will chime in with the observation that IMNSHO, the overpriced OttLite lamps are just that; overpriced. If ChadP needs a movable free-standing lamp for reading or close work, I’d go with something like this one https://smile.amazon.com/Stepless-Temperatures-Eye-caring-Adjustable-Gooseneck/dp/B08BY9124H/ref=sr_1_6?dchild=1&keywords=led+floor+lamp+arm&qid=1626313946&sr=8-6
@werehatrack
FTFY:
https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B08BY9124H
You don’t need the tracking info in the link.
@mike808
Noted. Had actually known, but wasn’t paying attention.
My go to basic floor lamp is the Not from ikea, but it looks like it’s been discontinued and replaced by the Tagarp.
https://www.ikea.com/us/en/p/tagarp-floor-uplighter-with-light-bulb-black-white-40464045/
Looks like maybe some small changes including getting taller. It’s a great lamp, nothing fancy but gets the job done for cheap. The version with the adjustable reading lamp on the side is also great.
@metaphore We have that lamp. It’s a’ight.
)
(See what I did there?
@compunaut @metaphore I have a few of those from Target. College move-in time is when they’re available. Which is now.
@metaphore I have Not lamps in 3 rooms here. Great lamp to just get the job done. Was in Ikea when they were on final clearance and bought one just to have around in a box, come in handy. The new ones have a much smaller dome and do not have the side lamp, which I actually like (even though doesn’t look as clean). Too bad Ikea always seems to get rid of anything I like.
@Raider it looked like there was a version of this new one with the side lamp too. Super lame that the new one has a smaller dome and probably isn’t as good. I’ve bought like 3 or 4 Not lamps over the years but ended up not taking any in a move last year and figured I would just pick a few new ones up later, but now it might not be worth going to ikea ever again.
@metaphore It seemed that every time I needed to throw a lamp somewhere I picked up another as looked good enough and worked well. Good to see that they added a side lamp option to the replacement. Looking through it’s possible they had the Hektogram on display with the clearance Not’s prior to others availability. (https://www.ikea.com/us/en/p/hektogram-floor-uplighter-with-light-bulb-black-white-90459428/) . Next time happen into an Ikea will try and check the new lamp out, run out of places for them but have family members moving into dorms in a year so good to know.
/image modern black satellite floor lamp
https://www.amazon.com/HROOME-Contemporary-Decorative-Adjustable-Standing/dp/B07G33YDM5/ref=asc_df_B075SXGTVN/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=232831470222&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=3876530762507068900&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9023681&hvtargid=pla-386002906697&psc=1&th=1
@digitaljanitor I have this in my wishlist! They also have a pupper one.
@digitaljanitor so if I drop $200 I can pair them up and have them in socially unacceptable poses? I’m in.
@digitaljanitor @djslack you mean by the man lamp fingering the dog lamp? (calling @marklog)
@digitaljanitor
@tinamarie 1974 beat you to it, very first post…
@digitaljanitor @Kyeh @tinamarie1974
Short link tip for folks linking to amazon:
All you need is
e.g. the one above becomes:
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07G33YDM5
@digitaljanitor @djslack @Kidsandliz cmon…
@mike808
I like this link better.
https://www.amazon.com/HROOME-Contemporary-Decorative-Adjustable-Standing/dp/B075SXGTVN/ref=pd_day0fbt_img_1/134-1031755-9385308?pd_rd_w=IPw2C&pf_rd_p=545835f2-026e-49e0-9bb9-cf77c31d380c&pf_rd_r=CEZDHVD0M7DWNPRA8MWV&pd_rd_r=cafb89b3-5312-4881-b7c2-d46e92231de3&pd_rd_wg=vIQ23&pd_rd_i=B075SXGTVN&psc=1
HEY, LONGEST LINK CONTEST EVERYONE!
@sammydog01 Please no.
Keep your referrral links to yourself, please. Be part of the solution, not the problem.
@mike808 My bad. Have some apology flowers.
https://www.amazon.com/Benchmark-Bouquets-Flowering-Fields-Flowers/dp/B00KWX688S/ref=sxin_12_alexaas_0_B00KWX688S?cv_ct_cx=Flowers&dchild=1&keywords=Flowers&pd_rd_i=B00KWX688S&pd_rd_r=b6c92689-9895-4c78-8f1a-48a8e8e7a3f2&pd_rd_w=fuxYc&pd_rd_wg=fAyaS&pf_rd_p=0ba9ec09-8e28-4b22-8e68-77e0fdc8b488&pf_rd_r=1T7BMRS4Z5MG6J9QK6N8&qid=1626388471&sr=1-1-509f3c19-353d-402d-9e8e-afdddb9f06c9
@marklog You know you are forever part of meh lore and history. Right? You were discussed not so long ago in the meh memories thread - well you and your dog story was.
I like the image that goes along with this topic…unless @ChadP is female and I made an incorrect assumption…then it is totally appropriate and my bad.
69 comments? Nice.
… now 70.
@mbersiam I think @carl669 is going to hate you for doing that