“You think this looks cute, but blood flow is being restricted to my lower extremities due to the weight of the groceries. The face I’m making is an attempt to draw your attention to the pain I’m in as I am not yet capable of expressing myself. Also, if I’m wearing a jacket, please remove it before securing me in the automobile. Baggy clothing like coats can render restraints less effective in the event of a collision.”
I read the “ingredients”.
@narfcake
Quark? Is that you?
Please don’t forget I am still in here!
“To Serve Man”
What do you mean you still have to buy milk?!
I am not the shrimp you are looking for
Fish dicks again?
So much ramen, but I’m not ready to go to college yet! WHAT ABOUT MY CHILDHOOD?!?!?
@djslack
/wootstalker https://shirt.woot.com/offers/top-college-cuisine
Top College Cuisine
Price: $19.00
Condition: Probably New
1720mg of sodium?!
Am I the only one that noticed…
WE WENT RIGHT PAST THE ICE CREAM SECTION & GOT NOTHING?
@daveinwarsh Ice cream sandwiches are literally the first item in the foreground. Is this some inside joke I am not getting?
@daveinwarsh @DrWorm Those are snowboard sandwiches.
Mmmmm…snowboards…
@daveinwarsh @DrWorm @medz Mini Snowboard Sandwiches.
@DrWorm oops.
I had no idea what a ‘snowboard sandwich’ is. I hereby withdraw my joke.
Or… Revise it to:
“We see a box of ice cream bars! I want one now!”
“You think this looks cute, but blood flow is being restricted to my lower extremities due to the weight of the groceries. The face I’m making is an attempt to draw your attention to the pain I’m in as I am not yet capable of expressing myself. Also, if I’m wearing a jacket, please remove it before securing me in the automobile. Baggy clothing like coats can render restraints less effective in the event of a collision.”
/image debbie downer
“THIS is what they plan to feed me?”
I told them PORK!
These caretakers never seem to understand me.
Now that you’ve piled all this food on and around me, I suppose this isn’t the best time to tell you I just soiled my diaper.
But I have a seafood allergy!
I see your little, petrified skull… labeled and resting on a shelf somewhere.
When you decide to go ahead and get your lifetime recommended sodium allowance out of the way in one huge mukbang.
@tnhillbillygal Mukbang, nice.
Target is having a baby sale. I got the last one.
You’re taking away my fort!!!
“Fried Green Tomatoes? Dad, seriously? Just wait ‘til that hits the nappy, then ponder the wisdom of this moment.”
@ruouttaurmind bonus point for “nappy”
I gotta poop, get me outta here!!!
NO more preservatives. Sheesh.
All this piled high around me, and no actual food…
Oh no , I am looking at the Ramen noodles and scared because my daddy calls me his little shrimp:(
“Not another party!”
I pooped
Why must food stamps only come once a month?
The Future of America. Chemical kids.
I don’t wanna grow up, I’m a Sugar, Unbleached Enriched Flour (Wheat Flour, Niacin, Reduced Iron, Thiamine Mononitrate {Vitamin B1}, Riboflavin {Vitamin B2}, Folic Acid), Palm And/Or Canola Oil, Graham Flour (Whole Grain Wheat Flour), High Fructose Corn Syrup, Cornstarch, Cocoa (Processed With Alkali), Salt, Baking Soda, Natural And Artificial Flavor, Caramel Color, Soy Lecithin. Contains Wheat, Soys are us kid.