Hopefully, nothing, because I don’t have any. The last time I ended up with candy corn it went onto a compost heap where I hoped the sun and rain would reduce it to something useful. Nope. It’s apparently indestructible. Even the raccoons who raid the compost for edibles backed away and said “Nope!”
@cinoclav@ELUNO
That’s the only problem you see with cake? Besides the fact it looks like diabetes waiting to happen, you couldn’t pay me to eat a slice.
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@Ignorant Well, that takes a lot of work out of cooking for Thanksgiving. Just add some sodas:
and you have a meal, though you will still need something for dessert besides the pie/corn.
Hopefully, nothing, because I don’t have any. The last time I ended up with candy corn it went onto a compost heap where I hoped the sun and rain would reduce it to something useful. Nope. It’s apparently indestructible. Even the raccoons who raid the compost for edibles backed away and said “Nope!”
Also…
I’m slightly disappointed the cake layers are upside down.
@cinoclav that’s how the kernels go into the ear. White part down.
@cinoclav @ELUNO
@cinoclav @Ignorant Exactly!
@cinoclav @ELUNO
That’s the only problem you see with cake? Besides the fact it looks like diabetes waiting to happen, you couldn’t pay me to eat a slice.
@cinoclav @ELUNO @Star2236 more for me.
@Ignorant candycorndogs!
@rockblossom yum, dip them in some funnel cake batter and fry them up!
@Ignorant Okay, but then you absolutely must put them on long bamboo skewers and whirl them in cotton candy.
@rockblossom of course.
@Ignorant @rockblossom
And then some buttercream frosting. With sprinkles.
@Ignorant @mike808 @rockblossom And as a chaser maybe some insulin?
@cinoclav @ELUNO @Ignorant
@mike808 @rockblossom I think we are ready to open our stand at the local fair.
/giphy flushing toilet
No… Not really. Folks don’t flush trash down toilet. Throw it in the trash
Waiting for candy corns to come and go so it gets to be Aldi Advent Calendar season…
No. This is meh jelly bean season candy corn is a spring meh food.
They run 5 months behind
@CaptAmehrican And delivery runs two month so they need to run 7 months behind to be on time.
I leave them at the store for the vultures to take.
@Star2236 Don’t you mean leave them at the store for meh to buy as leftovers for us?
I hope the Meh buyers are ready.
https://www.brachs.com/products/halloween/turkey-dinner-candy-corn.html
@Ignorant I’ll probably buy a bag on clearance just to try the abomination.
Maybe get some soda to go with?
/image Jones soda Thanksgiving
@RiotDemon it’s like we’re living in the future.
@Ignorant Well, that takes a lot of work out of cooking for Thanksgiving. Just add some sodas:
and you have a meal, though you will still need something for dessert besides the pie/corn.