@2many2no@awk My wife is a vegan and she gets things like that for me to try all the time. I actually really do like these and the Morning Star Grillers Original.
I have not found a good breakfast meat replacement, so I still eat regular bacon and sausage. Cheese replacements are usually disgusting. Vegan pizza is ewwww.
@awarren@evilstan60 Clear plastic window curtain, I assume. Which could be used as a shower curtain liner, but if it was made for a kitchen window, could be a tad short in the bath. Prolly better to use is as the bathroom window curtain, where it is more likely to fit.
I don’t think I am going to buy any incongruous face/teeth products from here. Not after the “alkaline battery charger”.
“Shirley,” I thought, being half-asleep, “if that is not a legit product, nobody would have manufactured it in the first place. Nobody would sell a device for exploding alkaline batteries on television.”
Personally, I’m holding out for the sand-enhanced eye wash. Really helps to get that morning gunk out of the eyes.
Meatless hamburgers
Vodka hangover cures
Bamboo pillows?
@2many2no You mean like these strangely-branded Meat Lovers Vegan Burgers?
I think they should’ve gone with “Meat Haters Vegan Burgers”, but what do I know.
@2many2no @awk
/youtube impossible burger
@2many2no @awk My wife is a vegan and she gets things like that for me to try all the time. I actually really do like these and the Morning Star Grillers Original.
I have not found a good breakfast meat replacement, so I still eat regular bacon and sausage. Cheese replacements are usually disgusting. Vegan pizza is ewwww.
@2many2no @awk @RiotDemon @MagnaVis
/youtube Adam Savage impossible burger
If you sell Tide pods at a decent reduced price, I will buy them. I love them for washing clothes.
@RiotDemon Once, I ordered the largest container of Tide Pods from Jet.com and they sent me TWO containers by mistake.
/giphy tide pods
@RiotDemon and I love them for a delicious snack!
@RiotDemon I hear they’re even better with a charcoal dip.
@RiotDemon Set a wootstalker alert for these:
https://home.woot.com/offers/tide-pods-laundry-detergent-81-pods-5
WD40 personal lubricant
@hchavers
/image gun oil personal lubricant
@RiotDemon HAHA, a little CLP for your piece. Have to be tip top shape for cave combat.
@MagnaVis
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.theblaze.com/news/2015/09/23/man-uncovers-epic-hysterical-fail-on-walmarts-part-after-checking-out-gun-oil-product-at-the-gun-counter/amp?source=images
@RiotDemon nice find, and what great branding!
B.O. cologne? 3000 mAh battery drainer? Carbon depositing fuel additive? Clear plastic curtains?
None of those are very good. But, i typed them, so they’re not going to waste.
@evilstan60
3000 mAh battery drainer? You mean an iPhone?
@evilstan60 Wouldn’t a clear plastic curtain just be a shower curtain/liner? Great idea!
@awarren @evilstan60 Clear plastic window curtain, I assume. Which could be used as a shower curtain liner, but if it was made for a kitchen window, could be a tad short in the bath. Prolly better to use is as the bathroom window curtain, where it is more likely to fit.
I don’t think I am going to buy any incongruous face/teeth products from here. Not after the “alkaline battery charger”.
“Shirley,” I thought, being half-asleep, “if that is not a legit product, nobody would have manufactured it in the first place. Nobody would sell a device for exploding alkaline batteries on television.”
If Meh ever sells a red wine/grape soda based carpet cleaner/toothpaste, I’m in for three.
Wasabi eye drops
Charcoal douche, perks you up like a teenager!
@cranky1950 dear god, is there a rectal version!? You have a sensation on your hands!