@tinamarie1974 Nope. Not kidding. The wedding was in a field at almost 10,000 ft. It used to be a Boy Scout camp. They (mostly) were able to clear the field of meadow muffins before the wedding. It was actually nice, you just had to adjust expectations.
Wherever I am when the urge hits. I can wait and “skip a turn” if needed but why would I want to do that (unless the only available option is disgustingly filthy)? Consequently, this is probably the only $$ McDonald’s ever gets from me since I will occasionally stop there during a road trip if they are the next convenient exit, and I always feel like I should make at least some purchase for the use of their facility…
Pooping is one of those universal activities that we are way too sensitive about…
@chienfou McDonald’s usually has good, clean facilities. Having bladder issues, I’d say they are my favorite rest stop. Though I don’t feel the need to pay for the service every time, or I’d be broke.
@cengland0 oh my gosh that sounds painful and severely uncomfortable. My body deals with that on a daily basis just from being almost 50. Pooping anywhere works great.
In the toilet. I have toddlers. This is all I ask. I will say the 4 year old needed to go in a port-a-potty a few days ago and that resulted in blue liquid splashed on his bum
When I worked out there amongst the hoards I used to enjoy pooping at work, because paid to poop is pretty nice. But now that I have the bidets I don’t like to poop anywhere but in my own comfy bathrooms. I still need to put one in down at my summer office by the pool.
@mike808 You know I have looked at those. If I did any traveling, it would be in my carry-on with my CPAP, medication, and other medical devices. And a roll of decent toilet paper.
@therealjrn It’s handy when visiting the uncouth relatives that don’t have one. Or when staying in strange hotels/AirBnBs. And especially roadside pit stops at gas stations/C-stores.
@mike808@tinamarie1974 I don’t ever watch his videos. Besides he added it after I had already responded. It’s probably a butt plug or something.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@InnocuousFarmer@therealjrn I’m self employed, but I know human nature. I know that generally larger organizations and buildings where the bathrooms are shared amongst several companies (one bathroom on each floor) the toilet paper sucks. Maybe it’s just because they’re cheap, not because anyone steals it.
@Fuzzalini@therealjrn First you steal my time, and toilet paper, with those “bathroom breaks”, and now you steal my time again, with your forum shenanigans?! Next you’ll be saying I don’t own you.
@chienfou@MattAurich@therealjrn Even a more “real time” view is pretty awful. I believe it is someone who does this as a service to the community, trying to highlight the plight of the homeless. The image that Google brought up doesn’t quite look like what I have seen before, but perhaps it is because it is the full 8 years. The one I recall is here: http://mochimachine.org/wasteland/
Either way, it is a huge problem.
@chienfou@MattAurich@therealjrn@ybmuG I witnessed a street pooper in SF when I lived there about a decade and half ago. The only place I’ve ever seen that happen. The only place I saw a lot of other things happen too.
@chienfou@Gypsigirl213@MattAurich@therealjrn if you follow the link I posted, it is definitely intended to highlight the plight of the homeless. It has been used by others for political purposes, but it is still true that the problem is enormous and current solutions, political or otherwise, are not making an impact. Maybe a little now, but not when I first saw this a few years ago.
@mike808 The full verse goes:
In days of old, when Knights were bold
and toilets weren’t invented,
you left your load by the side of the road
and walked away contented.
Home or buc-ees. I had a coworker once that said we would take the interstate from Austin to San Antonio after lunch because “Buc-ees is the only place I’d rather take a dump than my house, so we’re stopping there.”
I estimate there is a 99% chance that whichever outlander outhouse I venture to vault will not have my butt bidet. This feasible fecal fallout of possessing a polluted posterior is simply something I cannot capitulate.
At least none of you sickos didn’t say anything about the infamous human centipede!
Fortunately for all you guys, i’m not able to share a visual, you’ll have to Google/safari it yourselves. Yeah, I know!
Work, because paid to poop. Gives a new meaning to the phrase “I don’t get paid enough for this shit”
In a cup. With two girls.
@mike808 ew. Nobody should ever have known what this is. The internet is a terrible place.
@mike808 @therealjrn Right?! More nightmare fuel.
In the lobby of one of Trump’s hotels.
@UncleVinny Won’t let up into the suite with the gold toilet huh? Sucks to be you. lol
@UncleVinny make sure to eat nothing but Taco Bell for a full week before.
was actually the facilities available at my nephew’s wedding…
@ybmuG Side-by-side? How romantic!
@ybmuG cozy!
@therealjrn someone suggested you could hold hands…uh…no thanks
@ybmuG Holy crap crackers
@ybmuG please tell me you are kidding!!
@tinamarie1974 Nope. Not kidding. The wedding was in a field at almost 10,000 ft. It used to be a Boy Scout camp. They (mostly) were able to clear the field of meadow muffins before the wedding. It was actually nice, you just had to adjust expectations.
@tinamarie1974 @ybmuG actually that’s pretty cool. Sounds like a memorable experience!
Wherever I am when the urge hits. I can wait and “skip a turn” if needed but why would I want to do that (unless the only available option is disgustingly filthy)? Consequently, this is probably the only $$ McDonald’s ever gets from me since I will occasionally stop there during a road trip if they are the next convenient exit, and I always feel like I should make at least some purchase for the use of their facility…
Pooping is one of those universal activities that we are way too sensitive about…
@chienfou McDonald’s usually has good, clean facilities. Having bladder issues, I’d say they are my favorite rest stop. Though I don’t feel the need to pay for the service every time, or I’d be broke.
@mediocrebot What is wrong with you, Mediocrebot?
Home, because bidets.
Right inside my cage.
In a toilet
There is no other place but home. Must hold it until you get back home, even if it’s all day long.
@cengland0 omg, no. The older I get the less tolerance I have for being an excreter manqué.
@UncleVinny It’s hard to accomplish but if you curb your eating until you get home and only eat once a day, you can do it.
@cengland0 oh my gosh that sounds painful and severely uncomfortable. My body deals with that on a daily basis just from being almost 50. Pooping anywhere works great.
My colleague likes to poop at work because then she doesn’t have to buy as much toilet paper at home.
/image shitter’s full
@chienfou GENIUS!!
In the toilet. I have toddlers. This is all I ask. I will say the 4 year old needed to go in a port-a-potty a few days ago and that resulted in blue liquid splashed on his bum
@memini
Unlimited poop paper and another floor are the best reasons for dumping at work.
When I worked out there amongst the hoards I used to enjoy pooping at work, because paid to poop is pretty nice. But now that I have the bidets I don’t like to poop anywhere but in my own comfy bathrooms. I still need to put one in down at my summer office by the pool.
@therealjrn There are pocket/travel bidets.
@mike808 You know I have looked at those. If I did any traveling, it would be in my carry-on with my CPAP, medication, and other medical devices. And a roll of decent toilet paper.
@therealjrn It’s handy when visiting the uncouth relatives that don’t have one. Or when staying in strange hotels/AirBnBs. And especially roadside pit stops at gas stations/C-stores.
@mike808 @therealjrn that looks very similar to something else, just sayin
@therealjrn @tinamarie1974
FOR EXTERNAL USE ONLY!
@mike808 @tinamarie1974 I don’t ever watch his videos. Besides he added it after I had already responded. It’s probably a butt plug or something.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@mike808 @therealjrn
That clears things up!!
And it is just a hand held, travel bidet! I would only be concerned about butt plugs if @mfladd posted the video
@mfladd @mike808
Thank you for your courage, @tinamarie1974.
@mfladd @mike808 @therealjrn is it courage or stupidity on my part? Lol
@mfladd @therealjrn @tinamarie1974
Depends. How often do you say “Hold my beer”?
@mfladd @mike808 @therealjrn uummm. DO NOT break the seal!!
@ThatsHeadly this was a genius response! My favorite episode of all time…
@ThatsHeadly Home bowl.
All else equal, and if you don’t work hourly, the toilet paper at home is probably not so thin and sandpapery.
@InnocuousFarmer I think they do that so you won’t steal the toilet paper.
@Fuzzalini Is… rampant toilet paper theft a problem, that you have seen?
Or do you mean “theft” in the capitalist sense of employment of human resources. As in, “use”.
@Fuzzalini @InnocuousFarmer
Is an exchange, not a theft. If one is underpaid, go get a better jerb. 'Merica!
Maybe if the workers were more grateful Management would buy better toilet paper. Now go get back to work. ; )
@InnocuousFarmer @therealjrn I’m self employed, but I know human nature. I know that generally larger organizations and buildings where the bathrooms are shared amongst several companies (one bathroom on each floor) the toilet paper sucks. Maybe it’s just because they’re cheap, not because anyone steals it.
@Fuzzalini @therealjrn First you steal my time, and toilet paper, with those “bathroom breaks”, and now you steal my time again, with your forum shenanigans?! Next you’ll be saying I don’t own you.
The gall!
@Fuzzalini @InnocuousFarmer @therealjrn
WE even have them stealing the spring loaded roll holders… had to go to those covered double roll dispensers…
@InnocuousFarmer
K-Mart. there’s never anyone there and the bathrooms are cleaned daily.
@Zyphamon Don’t expect it to be around much longer. Empty stores don’t usually survive.
Anywhere and everywhere
@MattAurich San Franciscan I take it?
@MattAurich @therealjrn
/image poop map San Francisco
@MattAurich @therealjrn @ybmuG well, that is an 8 year window, and how do they determine ‘human waste’? And who is the person that does that job?
@chienfou @MattAurich @therealjrn Even a more “real time” view is pretty awful. I believe it is someone who does this as a service to the community, trying to highlight the plight of the homeless. The image that Google brought up doesn’t quite look like what I have seen before, but perhaps it is because it is the full 8 years. The one I recall is here:
http://mochimachine.org/wasteland/
Either way, it is a huge problem.
@chienfou @MattAurich @therealjrn @ybmuG I witnessed a street pooper in SF when I lived there about a decade and half ago. The only place I’ve ever seen that happen. The only place I saw a lot of other things happen too.
@Gypsigirl213 @MattAurich @therealjrn @ybmuG Ewww! And I thought the amount of piss you smell in Paris was a problem.
Or maybe highlight the “problem” the homeless create to drum up anger/frustration with them.
@chienfou @Gypsigirl213 @MattAurich @therealjrn if you follow the link I posted, it is definitely intended to highlight the plight of the homeless. It has been used by others for political purposes, but it is still true that the problem is enormous and current solutions, political or otherwise, are not making an impact. Maybe a little now, but not when I first saw this a few years ago.
In days of old, when knights were bold,
you left your load beside the road,
and walked away contented.
@mike808 The full verse goes:
In days of old, when Knights were bold
and toilets weren’t invented,
you left your load by the side of the road
and walked away contented.
@TexterTusher Yeah, PEBKAC. My brain was saying it but my fingers didnt type it.
Blame the scapegoat.
@mike808 @TexterTusher had to look up PEBKAC… like that and will file for later reference!
Have you been to the toilets on 12th? It’s like going on holiday! I now try not to go at home, now.
It’s much easier to put my catheter in my gut, hang my gravity bag with soap and water and let it do its thing for an hour at home.
Work, every chance I get.
If you’re good at something, never do it for free.
@awells88 Then again, you know you really love something, if you would do it for free.
You are truly blessed if you are good at doing something you love.
Home or buc-ees. I had a coworker once that said we would take the interstate from Austin to San Antonio after lunch because “Buc-ees is the only place I’d rather take a dump than my house, so we’re stopping there.”
I estimate there is a 99% chance that whichever outlander outhouse I venture to vault will not have my butt bidet. This feasible fecal fallout of possessing a polluted posterior is simply something I cannot capitulate.
Butt Bidets for everyone!
@goldnectar -
@aetris @goldnectar This is the first thing I thought of.
/image arod toilet
“In the woods”?
What the hell do you think we are, a bunch of fucking bears?
At least none of you sickos didn’t say anything about the infamous human centipede!
Fortunately for all you guys, i’m not able to share a visual, you’ll have to Google/safari it yourselves. Yeah, I know!
@Lynnerizer I love how you called all of us "sicko"s, and then proceeded to do the thing that you implied a sicko would do. Eww! Yuck!
Who’s buying this crap?