There was that nice young man recently that had a song about how well he could dance and how well you would be impressed by his dancing if you could see it, and how we all ought to dance more often, and wouldn’t that just be swell! I liked that one.
Oh, also, there was that song from the animated movie about how it was a time for dancing, and how much the singer liked dancing with his girlfriend or whatever, and then there was a break, but it was still basically party party party all through the song, and it was pretty much a great time to listen to it. I also liked that one!
@givancic The folks at meh understand their core demographic: people who don’t go to parties (or really, interact voluntarily with people except via cyberspace) and wouldn’t know a real party song from a fake one.