So, I’ll just take this to a dark place Answering first question: When I had my thing, I had a really super bad infection and they almost had to take my left arm. And I’m a lefty. Thankfully that didn’t happen. I still have some nerve damage but that’s healing. Answering second question: I coached youth softball and every kid on the team had a nickname. Our catcher’s last name was Yoder so we called her Yoda. So, yeah. I know Yoda.
So, I’ll just take this to a dark place
Answering first question: When I had my thing, I had a really super bad infection and they almost had to take my left arm. And I’m a lefty. Thankfully that didn’t happen. I still have some nerve damage but that’s healing. Answering second question: I coached youth softball and every kid on the team had a nickname. Our catcher’s last name was Yoder so we called her Yoda. So, yeah. I know Yoda. 
“Then there was a lot of this.” Hahahahaha.
I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah…