Am I the only one? (November 2017 nominations for scapegoat)
16As much as we’ve enjoyed @RiotDemon’s spookier side in her month of goatdom, all good things must come to an end.
Soooo … who will become Meh’s next victim candidate for scapegoat of the month?
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The time has come. An age of enlightenment is upon us. And who better to guide us into the light than one of the most intelligent, helpful, humorous and well rounded individuals in the forums?
It other words, let’s knock him down a peg or two. His elevated game is making the rest of us slackers look bad.
Vote @djslack for November Goat!
@ruouttaurmind damnit. First in the comments list is a bad place to try to lay low.
I thought I was just acting like a blowhard on the internet every day, but you go and think it’s all these intelligent and humorous things. I will admit to being very round, though.
I cannot promise any kind of elevated goat game. The bar has been set pretty high of late and I might just be clumsy enough to knock it down.
Surely there is someone who deserves this honor more than me, though. It’s early in the nomination process yet.
@djslack he who is nominated first wins? Happened my month and you are far more deserving that I was (grin).
@djslack Hmm. Not many votes for my nomination yet. OTOH, you are running without opposition at this time.
/giphy writing on the wall?
Oh, that right there is just creepy. That’s what that is.
Giphy has spoken, and so it shall stay…
@djslack wrote:
Finally! Someone that takes this goat shit so seriously as to not show up.
Or, maybe I’m just too high and I’m rea… wait a sec, yup! High again!
Whatev - You’ve got my vote.
@djslack There was no elevated goat game out of me, “they” were warned this would be the case and I was drafted anyway… Pretend you are following me instead of @riotdemon and then there is no place to go but up.
/image low bar
@Pavlov Could you share a few oz with @djslack to guarantee a high goat performance?
@OldCatLady performance enhancing drugs will get me disqualified, so bring on the good ideas!
@djslack Be eViL!
@mfladd sorry I haven’t been a very evil goat.
@RiotDemon You have been a great Goat!
Unfortunately, the goats of old are fading away. Day by day, the Dark Goats crumble to dust until all that will be left is myths and stories. Mothers telling their children, “If you don’t got to bed the Dark GoaTs will come and visit you during the night.”
Sadly, all things come to an end.
I seem to recall
@huja was a candidate
that begged off before.
In any case we
can’t have a goat election
with one nominee.
@2many2no You’re right. @huja has probably been laying low for a reason.
I nominate our favorite VMP - @unixrab. For chemically induced cheesy bliss.
I wish I could find his old meme.
“One does not just dismiss @unixrab”
@mfladd
@unixrab That was the one! Nice.
@mfladd
Is this an official nomination?
@f00l
@mfladd All nominations need to be new comments. This is a protocol violation.
/giphy you should be spanked
@sammydog01 Yeah, as if @unixrab is goatable. He’s not. The odds of that happening are on par with a staffer being goat.
@sammydog01 Which is why it sits where it does
Also, are you teasing me with that gif?!
@mfladd I guess me and Sammy think alike, eh, eh, wink, wink, nudge, nudge, where’s your thread? Lol
@RiotDemon I swear it’s coming.
@narfcake
@mfladd
/image that’s what he said?
@RiotDemon “That’s what he said” is not a thing. Quit trying to make it a thing.
@therealjrn but it’s literally what he said.
@RiotDemon lol
I nominate @CaptAmehrican because she does sneaky hit and runs slinking out of view close to the nomination dates - but then is active on the nomination threads voting for people and commenting. Plus I said I’d get her back by nominating her. So I have. Even if she loses this month we need to keep her on the radar as she will likely try to
/giphy sail away
@Kidsandliz
Hmm… there is only one loser each month. And several winners: all those who are successful in dodging votes.
@Kidsandliz You were late! You know the first one nominated wins now.
@ruouttaurmind
/giphy lose by winning
/giphy win by losing
@mfladd So next time first?
@ruouttaurmind well she then needs to be a winner in the near future.
@mfladd no. the one you drive everyone nuts with on a million threads with big buttons gets doomed LOL
@Kidsandliz Sadly, these days you have to lure in the votes.
@mfladd Lure … as in dangle a speaker dock on the end of a fishing line?
@narfcake And chum the water with clumps of candy corn.
@mfladd that might repel most.
@RiotDemon but the flip side is that goats eat anything so we might get more nominees to show up…
@Kidsandliz I guess I failed as a goat cuz I don’t want it!
Hey @CaptAmehrican I even found you a tall ship - not a schooner but at least decked out with lights.
@Kidsandliz now that @djslack is goat I can say I like the light up tall ship. Can not id which one it is however.
As I have said i boat i will not goat.
@CaptAmehrican December is coming.
@CaptAmehrican Hmmm I was not told “will not goat” is even a choice (grin). Nice pic of the parade of sail. Baltimore?
/giphy nother goat bump
New goat in 2 hours. Whom will be domed. VOTE NOW!
@Kidsandliz I think the damage is done, the stars have spoken. @djslack, goat get ‘em!
/image goat bump
/giphy goat bump
Does @ignorant still owe us a month as an active Goat?
@f00l
/image @ignorant hit the paws button
/image @ignorant spent his month on paws
/image @ignorant unpaws
@f00l doesn’t sound right to me.
@Ignorant
Lefty, then.
/8ball “Am I the only one”
Without a doubt
/giphy "Am I the only one"