All Will Be Corn

fibrs86 posted a pic said Mon, Jan 20th 2020 at 2:39pm ET

I have had a long fascination with candy corn, which this site seems to share. A few weeks ago, I found some ‘Christmas corn’ on clearance at the grocery store.
Imagine my surprise when I stumbled upon this:
what

What other holiday corns exist? What holiday corns should exist? The possibilities are endless.

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narfcake said Mon, Jan 20th 2020 at 2:57pm ET:

/image corn hub

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- @narfcake Corn smut!
  
  fibrs86 said Mon, Jan 20th 2020 at 3:34pm ET
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DJ_Purchache said Mon, Jan 20th 2020 at 2:41pm ET:

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- Happy Easter
  
  DJ_Purchache said Mon, Jan 20th 2020 at 2:42pm ET
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- @DJ_Purchache Yes! This is the world we live in, whether we like it or not.
  
  fibrs86 said Mon, Jan 20th 2020 at 2:46pm ET
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- @DJ_Purchache I forgot I took a photo at a candy store a couple of weeks ago.
  
  sammydog01 said Mon, Jan 20th 2020 at 8:31pm ET
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- @DJ_Purchache @sammydog01 What did you take that picture with? A Candy Camera?
  
  therealjrn said Mon, Jan 20th 2020 at 8:34pm ET
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carl669 said Mon, Jan 20th 2020 at 3:06pm ET:

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- @carl669
  
  tinamarie1974 said Mon, Jan 20th 2020 at 3:35pm ET
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- @tinamarie1974 you will not be spared when the corn overlords arrive.
  
  carl669 said Mon, Jan 20th 2020 at 3:50pm ET
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- @carl669 I can beg nicely
  
  tinamarie1974 said Mon, Jan 20th 2020 at 3:57pm ET
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RiotDemon said Mon, Jan 20th 2020 at 3:10pm ET:

That sparkling corn is full of LIES.

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- @RiotDemon What’s the deal with the sparkles?
  
  sammydog01 said Mon, Jan 20th 2020 at 8:32pm ET
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- @sammydog01 that’s my point. It’s not sparkly. How dare they call it sparkling.
  
  /giphy disappointed
  
  RiotDemon said Mon, Jan 20th 2020 at 9:27pm ET
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- @RiotDemon Maybe it’s related to Jelly Belly sparkling water? Which seems to be a thing?
  
  sammydog01 said Mon, Jan 20th 2020 at 10:26pm ET
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- @sammydog01 had no idea that was a thing.
  
  RiotDemon said Mon, Jan 20th 2020 at 10:42pm ET
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- @RiotDemon @sammydog01 Me neither! I want some now. : (
  
  therealjrn said Mon, Jan 20th 2020 at 11:13pm ET
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Star2236 said Mon, Jan 20th 2020 at 3:20pm ET:

Now I hate traditional candy corn but the sparkling strawberry I would definitely buy as it would probably be good. Wish that was around my area.

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- @star2236 Good news!
  
  DJ_Purchache said Mon, Jan 20th 2020 at 3:41pm ET
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- @DJ_Purchache @star2236 I would actually try this flavor
  
  tinamarie1974 said Mon, Jan 20th 2020 at 4:48pm ET
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- @DJ_Purchache @star2236 @tinamarie1974 good news, click the picture and you can!
  
  djslack said Mon, Jan 20th 2020 at 5:32pm ET
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- @DJ_Purchache @djslack @star2236 oh I don’t need 19 bags. I can just see if the local grocery store has it and I can buy one
  
  tinamarie1974 said Mon, Jan 20th 2020 at 5:56pm ET
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- @DJ_Purchache @star2236 WTF are the chances?
  
  RiotDemon said Mon, Jan 20th 2020 at 6:26pm ET
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- @tinamarie1974
  /giphy that’s not how this works
  
  djslack said Mon, Jan 20th 2020 at 7:16pm ET
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- @DJ_Purchache @RiotDemon @star2236 @fibrs86
  Fuckers. Now what am I going to do with 12 bags of Jelly Belly Cupids?
  
  Thanks for the VMP discount!
  
  therealjrn said Mon, Jan 20th 2020 at 8:24pm ET
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- @DJ_Purchache @fibrs86 @RiotDemon @star2236 @therealjrn
  
  They have jelly beans for @Barney too!
  
  sammydog01 said Mon, Jan 20th 2020 at 8:29pm ET
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- @Barney @DJ_Purchache @fibrs86 @RiotDemon @sammydog01 @star2236
  aw…because purple!
  
  therealjrn said Mon, Jan 20th 2020 at 8:31pm ET
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- @Barneybot isn’t a real bot.
  
  mediocrebot said Mon, Jan 20th 2020 at 8:31pm ET
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- @mediocrebot I know.
  
  Barneybot said Mon, Jan 20th 2020 at 8:57pm ET
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- @sammydog01 @therealjrn
  
  Barney said Mon, Jan 20th 2020 at 9:00pm ET
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- @DJ_Purchache @fibrs86 @RiotDemon @star2236 @therealjrn you can send them to all your favorite mehtizens
  
  tinamarie1974 said Mon, Jan 20th 2020 at 9:02pm ET
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- @DJ_Purchache @fibrs86 @RiotDemon @star2236 @tinamarie1974 I’d better buy a few more cases then!
  
  therealjrn said Mon, Jan 20th 2020 at 9:30pm ET
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- @DJ_Purchache @star2236 What witchcraft is this?
  
  mossygreen said Mon, Jan 20th 2020 at 9:40pm ET
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Dog19026 said Mon, Jan 20th 2020 at 3:24pm ET:

It’s all been said

And sung about before

I can’t even look at the stuff anymore.

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candiedisilvio1 said Mon, Jan 20th 2020 at 5:07pm ET:

LOL…unfortunately, not so much. They must have amazing preservatives

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sammydog01 said Mon, Jan 20th 2020 at 8:34pm ET:

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candiedisilvio1 said Mon, Jan 20th 2020 at 4:24pm ET:

I think I still have a couple of bags from the great Meh candy corn harvest

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- @candiedisilvio1 or bricks?
  
  tinamarie1974 said Mon, Jan 20th 2020 at 4:48pm ET
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Fuzzalini said Tue, Jan 21st 2020 at 12:21am ET:

/image Corn of action

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