@werehatrack You know, even the elite connoisseurs over at home-barista do say there is a time and a place for instant coffee.
…
Never and in the trash.
Calling them “sachets” at least doubles the price. Can’t they call them packets & charge 10 bucks… Or, better yet, pay us to take them off their hands?
@caribou - 100%! It’s terrible. I can drink instant coffee in a pinch, and although I don’t put sugar in my coffee I do like sweet stuff.
But this stuff is so over-the-top sickening sweet, I think I’m just going to go ahead and trash it. I was thinking about donating it to a food bank, but I don’t want them to get a bad reputation.
Bought this last time, made it through about five packets before I threw all the rest out. Twice as sweet as “diet southern sweet tea” with saccharine, pumpkin spice aroma but weirdly missing flavor, and mushroom debris settling to the bottom of each cup. I mean, if you can choke down the foul flavor, at least it doesn’t seem to cause any gastric distress. I’m not sure what this product is penance for, but I wouldn’t do it again even for free.
@blaadnort - another review that’s on the nose - it doesn’t even have enough pumpkin spice flavor!
Sorry, Meh, but even you need to protect your rep - this stuff isn’t even meh; it’s disgusting.
@poids I enjoy the “we don’t know if it does anything, but be careful of interactions because it might lower blood pressure” aspect of that. If we don’t know if it even does anything, then why are we not also equally concerned that it might raise blood pressure?
@Star2236 In my experience, very elderly people. Ever person I’ve met that drinks it on a regular basis has been around age 90, and it’s always Sanka brand.
According to my calendar, the first day of fall is Friday 23, September, 2022. Wednesday the 21st is in fact 2 count 'em two Important events occuring ON THE SAME DAY…The first is WORLD GRATITUDE DAY and the second is INTERNATIONAL DAY OF PEACE…
Probably would have bought if it were just regular pumpkin spice coffee. Instead it’s got a bunch of crap thrown in referencing hooey science. Hard pass.
Meh has taken the challenge to see how many bad ideas can they cram into one product?
Instant coffee and pumpkin spice flavoring without the pumpkin pie; two bad ideas that are really terrible together.
@werehatrack Is there anyone I hate enough to give this to?
@werehatrack You know, even the elite connoisseurs over at home-barista do say there is a time and a place for instant coffee.
…
Never and in the trash.
@werehatrack Instant coffee = fail. PS flavored coffee = epic fail.
Sucralose, hard pass. It doesn’t say if it does or doesn’t have caffeine? But hard pass for sucralose anyway.
@EvilSmoo Come on!!! Why all the hate for Sucralose??? Tastes better than Stevia.
@Bumplepimp @EvilSmoo Which, frankly, is akin to
repping potted meat via “tastes better than head cheese”!
@EvilSmoo @Octomeh I like head cheese! I like seeing ear tips and snout holes in my deli meats.
The product image looks like Windows XP crashed while dragging the image
Oh, no, Mr. Bill!
Plus sucralose… no thanks.
Calling them “sachets” at least doubles the price. Can’t they call them packets & charge 10 bucks… Or, better yet, pay us to take them off their hands?
@ircon96 And they aren’t even sachets, which are by definition porous. At least I hope they aren’t…
@brennyn
Maybe that’s why they’re on sale at Meh…? 
Gross and sickly sweet. I bought last time.
If your sweet tooth is 3x greater than all other people you know, these might be for you.
Also: it’s sickly sweet sucralose, not sugary pumpkin pie sweet.
Now I want pie.
@caribou - 100%! It’s terrible. I can drink instant coffee in a pinch, and although I don’t put sugar in my coffee I do like sweet stuff.
But this stuff is so over-the-top sickening sweet, I think I’m just going to go ahead and trash it. I was thinking about donating it to a food bank, but I don’t want them to get a bad reputation.
That linked article isn’t exactly a ringing endorsement of Garcinia Cambogia
but
https://www.healthline.com/health/food-nutrition/things-you-didnt-know-about-garcinia-cambogia
It’s recommended by Dr. Oz
a study done on mice in Japan found that while it aided weight-loss, it also caused testicular atrophy.
@Kyeh It’s gonna shrink my balls? Hmm… maybe I’ll consider it again. As they say, “Small potatoes make the steak look bigger.”
@Kyeh Testicular atrophy?? Bonus!
@Kyeh Mice nuts are a standard measurement unit for insignificant things. How much smaller can they get?
@macromeh Mice micronuts?
@Kyeh @macromeh …or the dreaded nanonuts!
Bought this last time, made it through about five packets before I threw all the rest out. Twice as sweet as “diet southern sweet tea” with saccharine, pumpkin spice aroma but weirdly missing flavor, and mushroom debris settling to the bottom of each cup. I mean, if you can choke down the foul flavor, at least it doesn’t seem to cause any gastric distress. I’m not sure what this product is penance for, but I wouldn’t do it again even for free.
@blaadnort - another review that’s on the nose - it doesn’t even have enough pumpkin spice flavor!
Sorry, Meh, but even you need to protect your rep - this stuff isn’t even meh; it’s disgusting.
No caffeine? WTF? It’s not even real coffee.
Just drink the Kool-Aid…
Sounds like the perfect item to hand out to kids on Halloween.
@sjk3 Yeah…with a straw and a mirror.
If you recently got an IRK, and it was actually good stuff, you can buy this to add back the “instant regret”.
Inspired by the rest of the comments, I’ve now cleaned the last of this out of the pantry and into the garbage.
NOT EVEN MEH!
https://medlineplus.gov/druginfo/natural/905.html
@poids I enjoy the “we don’t know if it does anything, but be careful of interactions because it might lower blood pressure” aspect of that. If we don’t know if it even does anything, then why are we not also equally concerned that it might raise blood pressure?
Who even drinks instant coffee? Isn’t that the stuff that dissolves in water like hot chocolate? Gross.
@Star2236 In my experience, very elderly people. Ever person I’ve met that drinks it on a regular basis has been around age 90, and it’s always Sanka brand.
@brennyn @Star2236 They don’t have time to wait for a pot to brew!
@brennyn @ircon96 @Star2236 Hold on… or maybe that’s their secret to making it to that age!
Let that Sanka in for minute!
@ircon96 @jester747 These jokes are carafe-in’ me up.
@brennyn That’s because you’ve got good Taster’s Choice
According to my calendar, the first day of fall is Friday 23, September, 2022. Wednesday the 21st is in fact 2 count 'em two Important events occuring ON THE SAME DAY…The first is WORLD GRATITUDE DAY and the second is INTERNATIONAL DAY OF PEACE…
Gross, toss it in the dumpster already!
Probably would have bought if it were just regular pumpkin spice coffee. Instead it’s got a bunch of crap thrown in referencing hooey science. Hard pass.
Specs
56-Pack: Delgada Pumpkin Spice Latte Premium Slimming Instant Coffee Sachets
Condition: New
How To Use
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Price Comparison
$109.90 for 56-Pack at Total Life Changes
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Enhanced: Wednesday, Sep 28 - Monday, Oct 3.
Standard: Monday, Oct 3 - Tuesday, Oct 4.
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