@Kyser_Soze everybody who has never used it thinks its a crazy idea. After one embarrassing poo at a new girlfriends house you will think its worth its weight in gold.
Well this deal ‘stinks’ big time. What’s wrong with you meh anyway? Several days close together with products that are actually 4+ stars? You are slipping.
How’d you know I was running out at work?? The bathroom on my floor has very little airflow and some days… phew! I spray a bit of this as I walk in. So much better.
Most perfumes make me sneeze. Sneezing at that time is not recommended; it announces to the entire world that you’re in there, and They Know What that Room Is For. (Okay, it has other uses, but…)
Besides, air-freshener-stuff makes the cats wrinkle their noses and go find something to shred.
@hchavers I don’t recommend pooping in the kitchen. Unless it’s some kind of tiny house/Tokyo apartment/prison cell situation and your kitchen is appropriately equipped. Then I guess it would work out ok.
@hchavers These are oily sprays meant to be sprayed into the toilet. I would think a spray hitting the floor once in a while wouldn’t be a big deal but if it was too much you might be slippin’ and a slidin’.
@hchavers yes, to seriously answer and echo what @Dakini said, the science behind these is that they are oils that form a layer over the surface of the water, and release their aromatic compounds when the placid surface of the water is disturbed by that meatball sub you had for lunch or those nachos that seemed like a good idea at 11pm, and then again when you flush.
If you’re dropping floaters, my theory is hopefully they get dunked and sufficiently coated. If the ordure snakes around the bowl and only partially enters the water, you’re in trouble. And if it launches you airborne and splatters the walls, all bets are off. Anything outside the bowl is clearly out of scope.
They aren’t like an aerosol spray that hangs around a room after you spray. I don’t see a practical good fit for the kitchen. They’re kind of a single purpose substance.
Dumb product- waste of money. Use an “air freshener,” scented candle, or exhaust fan. Or stop eating grotesque fast “food” and your poop will stink less. Or, just deal with the temporary scent of the result of normal bodily functions. An exquisitely absurd First World problem…
@MrNews honestly this stuff works much better at containing the smell in the toilet bowl than air fresheners do. I work in a small office with a shared bathroom in the office, and those with desks closer to the bathroom much prefer this stuff to the standard Febreze or similar products. Can’t always control what comes out, but this stuff helps prevent others from suffering from your mistakes!
Hell no! My wife tries to sneak this in the bowl before I go. Gotta flush it away before I dookie…waste of water.
My house, Smell My shite and like it!!! Next time I’ll take the door off the bathroom.
These all smell almost identical, like pure citronella. The exception is Sweet Violet which smells like citronella with a slight hint of vomit… Wondering if that means they are really old. 2 of mine came in boxes, one came sealed in plastic and two with no seals at all.
With that said, the scent once sprayed isn’t overwhelming like the cheap sprays that instead of masking the poo stink simply smell like poo and perfume making the restroom air completely un-breathable. The scent is light and the product actually seems to suffocate the poo stink before it hits the air.
Nobody will ever suspect I use my toilet to take shits now.
@brennyn I usually leave them in the toilet
Great list of poovie titles, Meh. Going to add one or number two:
“Took Poos Coming To Dinner”
“This is Final Crap”
“The Taper Chase”
“A Clogwork Orange”
“Thin, Glorious Bathturds”
“National Treasure”
“Splash”
@markkorn I see what you did there, and it’s really mean!
@markkorn “The Big Dumpowski”
I saw “5 piece 16 oz variety pack” and thought “80 ounces of Poo Pourri!!! AHMEHZING!!!”
But no, it’s 16 oz total. This shit literally does not stink but is WAY too expensive. In my humble stinky opinion.
@ooglek It lasts forever though and really works. Thank God because my husband can really stink up the place!
@ooglek I had the same realization. But this is still a pretty good deal if you’ve priced it at the store and if you want all the scents.
@lkblaser @ooglek Odor is directly related to hang time!
That model number…
Those were un-flushing believable!
Bridget Jones’s Diarrhea?
Who’s buying this crap?
@Kyser_Soze everybody who has never used it thinks its a crazy idea. After one embarrassing poo at a new girlfriends house you will think its worth its weight in gold.
Is that glitter?
@katbyter
I got curious enough that I checked the official Poo-Pourri site. They say
Item does not contain glitter.
@katbyter @Kyeh I have some of their hand sanitizer (coconut lavender, smells really nice) and the label is glittery.
That last picture!
Well this deal ‘stinks’ big time. What’s wrong with you meh anyway? Several days close together with products that are actually 4+ stars? You are slipping.
Okay, those crappy movie titles had me actually laughing out loud. I’d totally watch Turder on the Orient Express.
How’d you know I was running out at work?? The bathroom on my floor has very little airflow and some days… phew! I spray a bit of this as I walk in. So much better.
@Vrysen I got some tiny spray bottles and put a bit out of my bigger bottle at home to take a pocket size sprayer to work. Solid plan.
@djslack @Vrysen
Yes, i suppose it is
I was just thinking I would need to buy some Poo pourri, as I was down to my last bottle from the Christmas scents, and the this shows up.
/giphy traditional-courteous-polish
@jnicholson0619
+1 for unintentional pierogi!
Most perfumes make me sneeze. Sneezing at that time is not recommended; it announces to the entire world that you’re in there, and They Know What that Room Is For. (Okay, it has other uses, but…)
Besides, air-freshener-stuff makes the cats wrinkle their noses and go find something to shred.
This shit is awe some!
What would happen if I put these in the kitchen? Anyone have experience with that?
@hchavers I don’t recommend pooping in the kitchen. Unless it’s some kind of tiny house/Tokyo apartment/prison cell situation and your kitchen is appropriately equipped. Then I guess it would work out ok.
@hchavers These are oily sprays meant to be sprayed into the toilet. I would think a spray hitting the floor once in a while wouldn’t be a big deal but if it was too much you might be slippin’ and a slidin’.
@hchavers yes, to seriously answer and echo what @Dakini said, the science behind these is that they are oils that form a layer over the surface of the water, and release their aromatic compounds when the placid surface of the water is disturbed by that meatball sub you had for lunch or those nachos that seemed like a good idea at 11pm, and then again when you flush.
If you’re dropping floaters, my theory is hopefully they get dunked and sufficiently coated. If the ordure snakes around the bowl and only partially enters the water, you’re in trouble. And if it launches you airborne and splatters the walls, all bets are off. Anything outside the bowl is clearly out of scope.
They aren’t like an aerosol spray that hangs around a room after you spray. I don’t see a practical good fit for the kitchen. They’re kind of a single purpose substance.
I believe Thomas Crapper invented these about 150 years ago. Water Closets really stunk back then.
/buy
@jayman007 It worked! Your order number is: haggard-proverbial-instrument
/image haggard proverbial instrument
Dumb product- waste of money. Use an “air freshener,” scented candle, or exhaust fan. Or stop eating grotesque fast “food” and your poop will stink less. Or, just deal with the temporary scent of the result of normal bodily functions. An exquisitely absurd First World problem…
@MrNews I used to think the same, but then we tried this product and it’s really great.
@MrNews who poo’d on you?
@MrNews honestly this stuff works much better at containing the smell in the toilet bowl than air fresheners do. I work in a small office with a shared bathroom in the office, and those with desks closer to the bathroom much prefer this stuff to the standard Febreze or similar products. Can’t always control what comes out, but this stuff helps prevent others from suffering from your mistakes!
@MrNews I found this stuff works really well - especially in small office situations. I’m getting some just for that.
@MrNews No
@MrNews someone that has never had to live in a small apartment with roommates I take it?
@MrNews Air freshener spray + the smell of someone else’s dump is nasty.
/giphy tired-terrific-tortilla
Specs
Video: How It Works
Refresher course on using at work (now that you’re back)
What’s Included?
Price Comparison
$53.29 at Amazon for Bundle
Deja Poo | Ship Happens | Trap-A-Crap | Cloud Berry | Sweet Violet
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Monday, Jul 26 - Wednesday, Jul 28
This stuff is awesome and the dollar store knockoffs don’t quite have the same effect.
/giphy momentary-trivial-slope
FOOLS! TOOLS! JEWELS! AWESOME!
/giphy jolly-knobby-steel
Honey, is that you?
@lisagd That ^^ was meant to be a reply to Bumplepimp.
If you eat clean and natural your bowel movements are really foul smelling this stuff covers the embarrassing odor.
@bluemoon69 Not according to Mr. News up there.
I’m on board!
/giphy halting buttery broccoli
@GrandmaLyn That giphy seems appropriate!
Speak about pouring money down the toilet.
Seventeen hours in and if one goes by the Who’s Buying This Crap? map it is apparent that Wyoming doesn’t think it’s sh*t stinks! Or doesn’t care.
@steeltoesenator Well, it’s the state with the lowest population. So maybe there’s lots of room to air things out.
/giphy babbling-exultant-cobra
/buy
@blaineg It worked! Your order number is: steep-uptight-sage
/image steep uptight sage
@mediocrebot
/giphy steep-uptight-sage
Hell no! My wife tries to sneak this in the bowl before I go. Gotta flush it away before I dookie…waste of water.
My house, Smell My shite and like it!!! Next time I’ll take the door off the bathroom.
@Bumplepimp
@Bumplepimp
/image tough-spotted-mollusk
/buy
For the toilets!
@wronkerville It worked! Your order number is: cozy-neglectful-body
/image cozy neglectful body
/giphy simple-natural-peace
/image obvious ostentatious otter
it works great!! thanks!
These all smell almost identical, like pure citronella. The exception is Sweet Violet which smells like citronella with a slight hint of vomit… Wondering if that means they are really old. 2 of mine came in boxes, one came sealed in plastic and two with no seals at all.
With that said, the scent once sprayed isn’t overwhelming like the cheap sprays that instead of masking the poo stink simply smell like poo and perfume making the restroom air completely un-breathable. The scent is light and the product actually seems to suffocate the poo stink before it hits the air.