@hchavers@msqaf00@yakkoTDI-they’re too big! I have a small one! Once I went to pee, pulled out a hair & peed all down my leg!! Really? Yeno, not really, but I almost did!!
“Machine was cold with like colors and tumble dry low” – exactly which machine was cold?
Now, if that was meant to be “wash cold with like colors”, I ask exactly which colors are “like colors”? seems like pretty much all colors you could possibly wash with are already here.
I think this copy text is just meant to confuse us, or at least, me.
@jakeline- screw a whole big ass bag of giftboxes!! You can’t wear a box & if you wanna give them as a gift then just cram’um in a brown paper bag!! LOL!!
Any chance you can bring back the socks with chickens on them? They were part of a “mystery” pack but I would buy them directly if they were available.
@alacrity, I get the 1st part now, whereas, I did honestly think you were kidding. I didn’t understand the 2nd part though. Easier than what? Because the paint strainers are used, then just thrown away. I have a beer kit, brand-name is Witche’s Brew, or something like that. Anyway, I may try your sock trick tip! Thank Ya, Thank Ya, Very Much!!
I find putting on some fun design “crazy socks”, as I like to call them, is a decent way to start the day before it goes to hell. Previous Unsimply Stitched purchases from meh have shown pretty good quality in my opinion. I may stash a box or 2 away for last minute gift options as well. 'Tis the season(ish)
Love 'em! Bought a trio today (burgers & fries), after reviewing my sock drawer and finding numerous worn-out, stretched-out, and holey pairs. These Unstitched socks always draw favorable comments in yoga and meditation classes, and seem to maintain their elasticity through numerous washings. Mmm-mm good…
@Barney I am so, so sorry I confused you. I am pretty sure that “process” and “deliver” are two different words that have two different meanings. I mean all but two of the letters are different. So that brings to mind a different joke:
How do you know when someones snark becomes just too boring?
@Barney well, at the risk of extending this conversation well past the point of interest to anyone, I can simply say that you are correct. I do want my order both processed and delivered. Then it will be used, washed, reused and, ultimately disposed off. However, my original comment addressed only the processing. Your original comment assumed, for reasons inexplicable to me, that by processed I really meant delivered. I have analyzed our comments and come to the conclusion that you are just an ignorant troll. Please don’t imagine that I use the term ignorant troll to mean informative gentleman.
@Barney@KREE I would assume that Barney took the estimated delivery date, subtracted a reasonable amount of time for transit, and thought that only someone ignorant of the estimated delivery date would get their panties in a bunch that it hadn’t processed yet. And was trying to be helpful.
So maybe a re-analysis of the comments is in order.
@KREE I can understand why you keep insisting that you were talking about processing instead of delivery. Some people just refuse to admit that they made a mistake by not reading about the delivery dates.
But I can’t understand why you made derogatory comments about me; I have done nothing to warrant that from you. I guess I’ll just have to chalk that up to the fact that you probably haven’t had your Metamucil for today.
Machine wash cold with like colors and tumble dry low
Size and Fit:
Fits shoe sizes 8-13
Can be worn at mid-calf, or pulled higher
What’s in the Box?
3 pairs of Unsimply Stitched Socks in Gift Boxes
Here’s a Fun Fact for You
While stitches are used in sock fabric, they are also used to close deep wounds on the skin’s surface. Stitches are great for closing such surface-level wounds, however, they aren’t so great at patching the hole in my heart. The hole left by my unfaithful wife, whom I found recumbent with a military man–on a dreadful day, slightly long ago.
I just received mine. Have things changed for Unsimply Stitched? The quality is completely different and the material makes fart noises with my shoes, every step.
Nice penis warmers, but I have a wife.
@hchavers Do they really stretch that much?
@hchavers @yakkoTDI
Here, try these
@hchavers @msqaf00 @yakkoTDI-they’re too big! I have a small one! Once I went to pee, pulled out a hair & peed all down my leg!! Really? Yeno, not really, but I almost did!!
@decoratedwarvet @hchavers @msqaf00 @yakkoTDI
/giphy spit take
OH MY GOD THEY ROUNDED UP GLEN’S FAMILY AND SKINNED THEM TO SELL FOR A FEW BUCKS PROFIT!!!
Thank God. Horrible socks instead of something drink related
@unksol If you drink enough, they don’t seem so horrible.
@unksol- a 1L bottle of Patron Tiquila wouldn’t be bad though!! Hee, Hee, Hee!
“Machine was cold with like colors and tumble dry low” – exactly which machine was cold?
Now, if that was meant to be “wash cold with like colors”, I ask exactly which colors are “like colors”? seems like pretty much all colors you could possibly wash with are already here.
I think this copy text is just meant to confuse us, or at least, me.
It doesn’t say “wash”, it says “was”. That is the first thing I noticed. Anybody? Bueller? Bueller?
@Some_meh- I think they mean all colors as separate from whites!! But what do I know, I No Haboles Inglis!!
@phendrick
/image mission accomplished
Weak 'shop game, yo.
Sock it to us
The toe and heel areas are predictably weak
Experience: bought simply unstitched from Meh twice in the past couple of years
@thechinglish, well, thech, it does say right in the brand name, ‘Simply Unstitched’, so is that not a hint, or warning?
@decoratedwarvet ooh
Fair nuff
JESUS FUCKTAPING CHRIST.
These are socks. Like, the thing I tell my family to buy when I have a birthday.
I’ve worked in C-Suite environments for more than 2 decades…
Wanna know how many times I was asked about SOCKS?? ZERO.
PLEASE PRESENT A SOCK PLAN THAT NEEDS ATTENTION.
We’re all waiting.
@guybrush01 you should try tea.
@alacrity @guybrush01
@alacrity @guybrush01 @Gypsigirl213-Snortin Whiskey & Drinkin Cocaine!!
@decoratedwarvet @guybrush01 @Gypsigirl213
Not really the best price comparison: they have a 6-pack for $25, which isn’t cheaper than what you have here, but isn’t as much of a big discount. (https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07T9FJLPK/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_a7.NDbYEHBDRX)
I know, I know… but the gift box!!!
@jakeline- screw a whole big ass bag of giftboxes!! You can’t wear a box & if you wanna give them as a gift then just cram’um in a brown paper bag!! LOL!!
/giphy mortal-nice-salt
@nikodrant-OH, SHUTUP, I don’t have a soul, per say, but ‘I’m A Soulman’ [Sam & Dave, Stax records, 1967]!!
if they came in smaller sizes because tbh I hate them but my g/f loves them but she has small feet and the heel sits considerably too high
@sp3ar Thanks—I was wondering if they’d fit my tiny lady feet. That sucks. I would’ve bought the skull socks for sure.
@sp3ar- she can do as I do; just fold’um at the toes!! Problem solved!!
Normally I’m in for some socks, but these are toetally not doing it for me today.
I am not buying these socks because…well, they’re socks.
But I did want to share that I came across this article on social media, and my first thought was someone had posted their Meh.com order numbers:
Compassionate Divers Gently Coax Reticent Octopus to Trade a Flexible Plastic Cup for a Protective Shell
Any chance you can bring back the socks with chickens on them? They were part of a “mystery” pack but I would buy them directly if they were available.
@JT954-I hear you clucking, JT!¡
Oh…this is different.
NOT!!!
@UncleEdZed- I heard that! I have about 55 pair, so they’re the last thing I need! I Could use some boxer briefs though!! Hint, Hint!!
ok, remember the beer making kits? these are great for straining that stuff through.
@alacrity- I use an auto paint strainer, but, Oh, okay,… you were just kidding! My Bad!!
@decoratedwarvet that works too- but the socks fit right on the spigot and are easier to toss in with laundry and wash.
@alacrity, I get the 1st part now, whereas, I did honestly think you were kidding. I didn’t understand the 2nd part though. Easier than what? Because the paint strainers are used, then just thrown away. I have a beer kit, brand-name is Witche’s Brew, or something like that. Anyway, I may try your sock trick tip! Thank Ya, Thank Ya, Very Much!!
Model: 50CKUM3NT4RY…
@SHAHNM L@@K, ck this out: Model #5OCKUM2M3
When I push to hard…sometimes I get a pink sock
I find putting on some fun design “crazy socks”, as I like to call them, is a decent way to start the day before it goes to hell. Previous Unsimply Stitched purchases from meh have shown pretty good quality in my opinion. I may stash a box or 2 away for last minute gift options as well. 'Tis the season(ish)
For that reason…I’m in
@RascalMJ-Well, I’m out because they’re out of sock, or rather, stock, so they said I was Toe Late!! Boo Hoo, Who Do I Bitch To!!
Love 'em! Bought a trio today (burgers & fries), after reviewing my sock drawer and finding numerous worn-out, stretched-out, and holey pairs. These Unstitched socks always draw favorable comments in yoga and meditation classes, and seem to maintain their elasticity through numerous washings. Mmm-mm good…
Oh come on Bot! I can’t help it I wear size 15 shoes. Do I need to contact the ACLU? Discrimination!
@Dog19026 Discrimination?! How about not having the option to buy because they’re men’s size?!
@Dog19026 Men’s size and discrimination? How about not having the desire to buy more socks because I have too many and my drawer is hard to close?!?
Here’s a joke:
How long does it take to process an order for “Unsimply Stitched Socks”?
Apparently more than five days.
@KREE Here’s a joke:
Why don’t people read the posted estimated time of delivery?
Estimated Delivery
Monday, October 21st - Monday, October 28th
Apparently they can’t.
@Barney I am so, so sorry I confused you. I am pretty sure that “process” and “deliver” are two different words that have two different meanings. I mean all but two of the letters are different. So that brings to mind a different joke:
How do you know when someones snark becomes just too boring?
Their name is Barney.
@KREE
So, you only want your order “processed” and not delivered? To each his own, I guess.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Barney.
Barney who?
Aren’t you glad I didn’t say, “I love purple?”
@Barneybot isn’t a real bot.
@KREE
@Barney well, at the risk of extending this conversation well past the point of interest to anyone, I can simply say that you are correct. I do want my order both processed and delivered. Then it will be used, washed, reused and, ultimately disposed off. However, my original comment addressed only the processing. Your original comment assumed, for reasons inexplicable to me, that by processed I really meant delivered. I have analyzed our comments and come to the conclusion that you are just an ignorant troll. Please don’t imagine that I use the term ignorant troll to mean informative gentleman.
@Barney @KREE i’m still interested.
@Barney @KREE I would assume that Barney took the estimated delivery date, subtracted a reasonable amount of time for transit, and thought that only someone ignorant of the estimated delivery date would get their panties in a bunch that it hadn’t processed yet. And was trying to be helpful.
So maybe a re-analysis of the comments is in order.
@KREE I can understand why you keep insisting that you were talking about processing instead of delivery. Some people just refuse to admit that they made a mistake by not reading about the delivery dates.
But I can’t understand why you made derogatory comments about me; I have done nothing to warrant that from you. I guess I’ll just have to chalk that up to the fact that you probably haven’t had your Metamucil for today.
Specs
What’s in the Box?
3 pairs of Unsimply Stitched Socks in Gift Boxes
Here’s a Fun Fact for You
While stitches are used in sock fabric, they are also used to close deep wounds on the skin’s surface. Stitches are great for closing such surface-level wounds, however, they aren’t so great at patching the hole in my heart. The hole left by my unfaithful wife, whom I found recumbent with a military man–on a dreadful day, slightly long ago.
Price Comparison
$35.97 (for 3) at Amazon
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Monday, July 13th - Monday, July 20th
No funk for me
/giphy virtuous-presumptuous-strawberry
I love these socks, but I’m not buying them this time.
@ronnyd-So, your not much of a Lover, huh?
Lord help me I’m back on my bullshit
nice if I go to 2005 revival party
/giphy unforgiving-fluttering-psychic
Socks?!?! You can’t drink out of these! I thought these week was themed.
@goldnectar are you sure about that? Have you tried chunky milk?
/giphy unzipped-furry-song
Do I need to store these in the refrigerator?
Would you look at that…an almost perfect four-quarter split! Has that ever happened before?
I just received mine. Have things changed for Unsimply Stitched? The quality is completely different and the material makes fart noises with my shoes, every step.