@ponagathos Right? I’ve been slacking and have spend almost 3 months of VMP without buying anything. 85% because I didn’t want the thing, 15% because I would’ve but got sold out
@Kidsandliz They are pretty good actually. The only thing I experienced bad was when I sprayed it on my laptop. Some of the liquid got into the display and it left a weird rainbow color spot behind the glass for a couple days until it completely evaporated.
I learned from that experience and now know to spray the liquid on the included cloth and then rub the display. If I read the instructions first, it probably would have told me that too but who reads the manual?
@cengland0 Thanks. $2 gifts for christmas for the three of the nieces and nephew - the ones who most appear to have their phones grafted to their hands. Yea!
Lord…
Just a 79 cent 12 oz bottle of alcohol and a piece of paper towel on my iPad and phone. Does the job on screen cover for four years with no ill effects.
@rpstrong Well, when I said “shirt”, I actually meant a sheet of burlap that I found in an alleyway 12 years ago, which I cut a hole in for my head and have been wearing like a poncho ever since. But I think of it as my “shirt”.
(You don’t even wanna know about my “pants”.)
@Doodpants You have Burlap !, well I have to make do wearing pieces of double-sided sandpaper I salvage from a local furniture factory’s dumpster and staple together, although I guess I do get the added benefit of getting to inhale all the VOC fumes from the dumpster every 15 years or so when I need more sandpaper.
That seems like a lot of packaging for a little spray bottle and cloth. A carrying pouch, too. Really? Monster wants you to feel extra fancy when you pay the retail price.
@Yoda_Daenerys Yeah, I fixed it though. You M-Blocked me and paused the deal, but kudos because that just made me more greedy. Had to justify the VMP costs.
Purchased and then canceled when I found out that VMP is no longer offered. Makes you rethink the shipping. VMP was a big draw for me purchasing here. Now it is just another woot site. You are excelling now at being MEH.
i have the tech armor ‘premium ballistic glass’ screen protectors on my devices and really like them. when they get a bit smudgy…i rub it with my shirt or on my pants. crystal clear & good as new.
So, how does buying this, and spending $6 more ‘save’ my VIP? I’m out $11, right? Or do nothing and I’m only out $5. Mehbe, I’m bad at math, but by passing, I’m saving over 50%!
So you spray your fingers before touching the screen, right? And never a smudge shall be.
Read the user manual, because why not? It details how to circumvent needing this almost entirely: * Washing hands before using your touchscreen is an effective way
to reduce fingerprints and smudges. * Maybe that’s great advice for the OCD types?
Don’t know if I’ve seen a manual make a case against the very product it’s instructing about.
Our secretary got really mad when she saw the white out on her computer screen (she is blonde) I decided it was safer for me to keep my mouth shut and go outside to roll on the ground and laugh. I got her some of these for the next time and to make up for what I thought was a hilarious joke. I figured I paid for the computer so it was ok. When is secretaries day again?
Got one so I can keep it in my bag when I’m out. Home I have windex, paper towels. Ever sneezed on your screen? Or coughed? Or had your kid booger finger your iPad when out? Now I’m prepared!
Having just applied the first treatment to my iPad I can report that non-buyers who wish their Windex smelled uncannily like grandma’s attic REALLY missed the boat on this one.
These kits made a great Easter basket gift for my millenial kids and not-so-millenial wife. I guess a kit like this is “obvious” in how to use it (spray & wipe? amiright?), BUT there is NOTHING on the packaging (and there’s a lot of packaging) to even indicate where to start. I am, of course, not speaking for myself. If you catch my drift…
@cranky1950 Think you’re funny now? I just committed suicide over this about an hour ago, so there. (Disclaimer: I don’t claim to be “expert” on taking my own life though.)
Only buying it to justify paying for VMP this month.
@ponagathos He said month after month
@ponagathos Yup, same here. Stocking stuffers if they don’t evaporate by Christmas…
@ponagathos Right? I’ve been slacking and have spend almost 3 months of VMP without buying anything. 85% because I didn’t want the thing, 15% because I would’ve but got sold out
Bought because my coworkers insist in walking over and touching my screen. Will likely apply spray directly to coworkers.
@Raineer Pictures, please.
@Raineer
"Cleantouch, apply directly to your coworker."
/giphy kissable-faulty-beer
@connorbush Just like meh to show me something I didn’t even know I wanted
@connorbush That gif is so perfectly looped.
Is this for android or ios devices?
@thismyusername might be Microsoft only
@revoked thank goodness, I can finally clean my zune screen.
@thismyusername The Android one comes in a green bottle and costs 1/3 as much.
This is NOT Monster the energy drink. Don’t find out the hard way.
Either way, I think I’ll just continue licking my screen clean. Thanks anyways.
@Mehsturbator
Will this work on Godzilla, Mothra, and Rodan? Or does it only work on domestic monsters?? (My mother-in-law?)
Product doesn’t say android or windows compatible. Will this work with either?
@jml326 Not likely; EitherNet is just so 20th century.
@jml326 The drivers you have to install are Windows-only.
/giphy debonair-firm-lunch
@Oneroundrobb Dude!
@Oneroundrobb I like my lunches like I like my women; debonair and firm.
@Mehsturbator Considering your name, is there a chance that women don’t find you firm? :::ducking:::
I’m fresh out of Monsters. Will it work on zombies?
I still haven’t finished the other three pack of screen cleaner I bought here like a year ago, so of course I got this.
/giphy limited-jagged-spring
@FrostByte Mic drop for the gymnast set.
@TheMonkeyKing That was awesome!
It’s not just spray, it’s MONSTER spray
I just say no to anything “Monster”.
meh.
Very meh.
Monster deal Tonight
Stocking stuffers oh yeah.
I wonder if it’s well-suited to clean glasses.
@benf_dc I was wondering the same thing.
@benf_dc You might want to take them off first…
@benf_dc In all seriousness, mine were ruined using this. Took the lens coating off and now my world is blurry until I get new ones.
Bought for my coworker who is obsessed with cleaning smudges in his screen
@toolhedtim Meet @Raineer, below.
WTF? Doesn’t anyone else just lick their phone and wipe it on their pants like me?
I’d get these but I still have some from the last batch that is still unused.
@cengland0 so do they work OK?
@Kidsandliz They are pretty good actually. The only thing I experienced bad was when I sprayed it on my laptop. Some of the liquid got into the display and it left a weird rainbow color spot behind the glass for a couple days until it completely evaporated.
I learned from that experience and now know to spray the liquid on the included cloth and then rub the display. If I read the instructions first, it probably would have told me that too but who reads the manual?
@cengland0 Thanks. $2 gifts for christmas for the three of the nieces and nephew - the ones who most appear to have their phones grafted to their hands. Yea!
$2 a bottle for rubbing alcohol. Meh.
@mike808 And a little surfactant.
Would I need all three bottles to clean a touchscreen laptop?
@mike808 In what order should they be used?
@werekong First, middle, last.
@mike808 Thanks, I was going to do the exact opposite…
Lord…
Just a 79 cent 12 oz bottle of alcohol and a piece of paper towel on my iPad and phone. Does the job on screen cover for four years with no ill effects.
@craigcush Alcohol and paper towels? What luxury! I just fog up the screen with my breath, and then wipe it with my shirt.
@Doodpants Wipe it with your shirt? Why, I had to share one shirt with four brothers, two sisters, and a cousin. And breath fog was strictly rationed.
@rpstrong Well, when I said “shirt”, I actually meant a sheet of burlap that I found in an alleyway 12 years ago, which I cut a hole in for my head and have been wearing like a poncho ever since. But I think of it as my “shirt”.
(You don’t even wanna know about my “pants”.)
@Doodpants You have Burlap !, well I have to make do wearing pieces of double-sided sandpaper I salvage from a local furniture factory’s dumpster and staple together, although I guess I do get the added benefit of getting to inhale all the VOC fumes from the dumpster every 15 years or so when I need more sandpaper.
/giphy monster spray
/buy
@UncleVinny Sorry, the
/buycommand is currently only available to VMP members.@mediocrebot what a shame! It was going to be my first Meh purchase.
@UncleVinny That is a shame.
@UncleVinny Here: I’ll do it in your honor!
@UncleVinny /Buy
@PhysAssist Nope, didn’t work when I did it for you either, sorry!
@PhysAssist hahah, it was worth a try.
@PhysAssist @UncleVinny the command needs to be on a line by itself. Hit return then do it.
That seems like a lot of packaging for a little spray bottle and cloth. A carrying pouch, too. Really? Monster wants you to feel extra fancy when you pay the retail price.
Just started an office job after 6 years of remote work…
/giphy nervous-dubious-pudding
i think i tripped the breaker, now i want to be first to order at 8am edt
/giphy dellusions of grandeur
/youtube styx grand illusuion
@mediocrebot take that! daffy-jittery-cake
/giphy daffy jittery cake
/image daffy-jittery-cake
/youtube daffy jittery cake
the morale of that youtube, at least one of them is old people are worth something too
at least that’s what i thought it was saying until my attention drifted
I have this addiction for buying cleaning products, so I’m in for 2 orders.
Specs
What’s in the Box?
3x 20mL bottle of CleanTouch spray
3x Microfiber cleaning cloth
3x Carrying pouch
Pictures
Wipes
Boxes
Stuff you get
One spray
Opened
Pepper spray your phone
Monster Spray
Price Comparison
$29.97 (for 3) at Amazon
Find a relevant price comparison? Please share it in a comment in this thread
Warranty
90 Day Mediocre
Estimated Delivery
Monday, July 13th - Thursday, July 16th
I’m in…maybe I can get my daughters to clean something
@candiedisilvio1 Besides your wallet?
Zagg safe?
/buy
@rand3y It worked! Your order number is: earnest-antique-quicksand
/image earnest antique quicksand
/buy
@mehnyblooms It worked! Your order number is: amok-jolliest-roadrunner
/image amok jolliest roadrunner
/buy
@myjossi It worked! Your order number is: reflective-seductive-lark
/image reflective seductive lark
I don’t know about the Lark, but to that is an extremely seductive reflective view…
/buy -qty three
@Yoda_Daenerys It worked! Your order number is: toxic-gold-thumb
/image toxic gold thumb
@mediocrebot I’ve been to that exact spot and have the same picture - West Thumb Geyser Basin. You hacking my camera?
/buy
@Woody1 We wanted the morning crowd to have a shot at this too, so we’re holding back some of these until 8am ET.
/buy -qty three
@Woody1 It worked! Your order number is: snobbish-offhand-fritter
/image snobbish offhand fritter
@woody1 check your order page - you only get one with that syntax
@Yoda_Daenerys Yeah, I fixed it though. You M-Blocked me and paused the deal, but kudos because that just made me more greedy. Had to justify the VMP costs.
@Woody1 yea, i think demand spikes once the breaker trips
/image lemmings
/buy
@Tyathca It worked! Your order number is: radiant-jumbled-rule
/image radiant jumbled rule
/buy
@El_Oel It worked! Your order number is: tilted-waiting-body
/image tilted waiting body
/buy
@ugm133a It worked! Your order number is: elegant-teeming-field
/image elegant teeming field
/giphy wistful distressed bagel
Can i use this to clean my new Ron Popiel 5 in1 cooker?
yappy-domestic-dandelion
/buy
@accumulator It worked! Your order number is: strong-husky-sunflower
/image strong husky sunflower
i-This, i-That, … I’ll wait for the Android-compatible version.
Purchased and then canceled when I found out that VMP is no longer offered. Makes you rethink the shipping. VMP was a big draw for me purchasing here. Now it is just another woot site. You are excelling now at being MEH.
@mydrivec well you should’na cancelled your VMP every month.
/giphy demanding sassy ink
i have the tech armor ‘premium ballistic glass’ screen protectors on my devices and really like them. when they get a bit smudgy…i rub it with my shirt or on my pants. crystal clear & good as new.
This ought to work well on my old rotary phone in the basement.
/giphy faceted-purple-riddle
I hope you got these on a deep deep DEEP discount, because Monster Corp is EVIL. This is only one example: https://www.engadget.com/2008/12/15/monster-cable-still-evil-will-allow-monster-mini-golf-to-exist/
@mjc613 that’s the most ridiculous shit.
What do I use for ‘monster bad touch’ I just can’t get clean, no matter how many showers.
/meh
I still have too many of these
/buy
@moonhat It worked! Your order number is: tight-average-lager
/image tight average lager
So this obviously isn’t Android compatible. Right? XD
Most radical order I have had…
liberal-rejoicing-pot
/buy
@paxsarah It worked! Your order number is: watchful-foul-lettuce
/image watchful foul lettuce
So, how does buying this, and spending $6 more ‘save’ my VIP? I’m out $11, right? Or do nothing and I’m only out $5. Mehbe, I’m bad at math, but by passing, I’m saving over 50%!
@mike808 Are you using logic?
@MrMark …
WE. WANT. A.
…
SHRUBBERY!
(Preferably with bluetooth) K.Thx.
/buy -q 2
@therealjrn It worked! Your order number is: billowy-sore-monkey
/image billowy sore monkey
/8ball Did I just screw up?
It is decidedly so
/image Doh!
Dude! It this like the stuff the girl was huffing on that rehab show?
So you spray your fingers before touching the screen, right? And never a smudge shall be.
Read the user manual, because why not? It details how to circumvent needing this almost entirely: * Washing hands before using your touchscreen is an effective way
to reduce fingerprints and smudges. * Maybe that’s great advice for the OCD types?
Don’t know if I’ve seen a manual make a case against the very product it’s instructing about.
Our secretary got really mad when she saw the white out on her computer screen (she is blonde) I decided it was safer for me to keep my mouth shut and go outside to roll on the ground and laugh. I got her some of these for the next time and to make up for what I thought was a hilarious joke. I figured I paid for the computer so it was ok. When is secretaries day again?
@fairchild521 you are evil. : )
/buy
@Stumpy91 It worked! Your order number is: kept-caustic-spring
/image kept caustic spring
/image ordinary-fabled-jar
Got one so I can keep it in my bag when I’m out. Home I have windex, paper towels. Ever sneezed on your screen? Or coughed? Or had your kid booger finger your iPad when out? Now I’m prepared!
@Sansoona no. I sneeze and cough into my shoulder to contain the germs as best as possible versus into my hand where I need to touch things.
Having just applied the first treatment to my iPad I can report that non-buyers who wish their Windex smelled uncannily like grandma’s attic REALLY missed the boat on this one.
@borisparsley
Well what does your grandmothers attic smell like?
@PlacidPenguin great-grandmother, mainly
@borisparsley
Well what does HER attic smell like?
These kits made a great Easter basket gift for my millenial kids and not-so-millenial wife. I guess a kit like this is “obvious” in how to use it (spray & wipe? amiright?), BUT there is NOTHING on the packaging (and there’s a lot of packaging) to even indicate where to start. I am, of course, not speaking for myself. If you catch my drift…
@ThatGuyTony This the result of the documentation does not add value bullshit so live with it.
@cranky1950 Think you’re funny now? I just committed suicide over this about an hour ago, so there. (Disclaimer: I don’t claim to be “expert” on taking my own life though.)
@ThatGuyTony Be next to see how many failed agile developers have offed themselves though.