3-Pack: LED Multi-Function Lantern Lights

mediocrebot put this thing up for sale said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:44am ET

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mediocrebot said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:45am ET:
Specs
- Model: ???
- Condition: New
- Flashlight function produces 19 lumens, lantern function produces 26 lumens
- 3x LEDs for flashlight, 6x LEDs for lantern, 1x LED for flashing orange lantern
- Run time: Up to 25 hour (flashlight) / up to 13 hours (lantern)
- Power: 3x AA batteries (included)
- Dimensions: 8.125 x 2.75 x 2.25 in
What’s in the Box?

3x LED Lantern Flashlights

Warranty

1 Year Halo

Estimated Delivery

Wednesday, July 15th - Monday, July 20th
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Nexar said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:45am ET:

Something went terribly wrong.

I actually kinda like the song.

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- @Nexar Irk is the best.
  
  meh4am said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:49am ET
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rux said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:46am ET:

wha happen?

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Ignorant said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:46am ET:

The lanterns broke meh

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sohmageek said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:46am ET:

/buy

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- @sohmageek Oops, sorry. You’re too late.
  
  mediocrebot said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:46am ET
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- @sohmageek Not even available yet and you’re already too late. Ha.
  
  cengland0 said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:47am ET
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- @cengland0 I found it funny…
  
  sohmageek said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:48am ET
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wellsroderick said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:47am ET:

/buy

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- @wellsroderick Sorry, the /buy command is currently only available to VMP members.
  
  mediocrebot said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:47am ET
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- @mediocrebot how does that work?
  
  i think i just figured it out, based on what i’m reading.
  
  seespotbark said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:48am ET
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sohmageek said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:47am ET:

wow… The site is broke and sold out…

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datruandi said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:47am ET:

/buy

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- @datruandi It worked! Your order number is: unknowing-giddy-book
  
  /image unknowing giddy book
  
  mediocrebot said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:47am ET
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sohmageek said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:47am ET:

/buy

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- @sohmageek It worked! Your order number is: troublesome-cuddly-box
  
  /image troublesome cuddly box
  
  mediocrebot said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:47am ET
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alacrity said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:47am ET:

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durango99 said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:47am ET:

something definitely was terribly wrong…

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cengland0 said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:48am ET:

/buy

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- @cengland0 Wow, these are selling fast and we’re busy processing other orders. Try again in a little bit.
  
  mediocrebot said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:48am ET
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KCFalcon59 said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:48am ET:

These are actually worth it. I already have them though.

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mistamoose said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:48am ET:

meh

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jlachn2 said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:48am ET:

/buy

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- @jlachn2 Wow, these are selling fast and we’re busy processing other orders. Try again in a little bit.
  
  mediocrebot said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:48am ET
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datruandi said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:48am ET:

/buy

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- @datruandi Wow, these are selling fast and we’re busy processing other orders. Try again in a little bit.
  
  mediocrebot said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:48am ET
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cengland0 said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:48am ET:

/buy

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- @cengland0 Wow, these are selling fast and we’re busy processing other orders. Try again in a little bit.
  
  mediocrebot said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:48am ET
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RedOak said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:48am ET:

These only attract bugs. No light output to speak of.

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Euniceandrich said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:48am ET:

At least it took 45 minutes before we broke the site.

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larryg18 said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:48am ET:

/free ?

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robmoss said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:49am ET:

/buy

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- @robm It worked! Your order number is: certain-hospitable-cattle
  
  /image certain hospitable cattle
  
  mediocrebot said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:49am ET
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TenaciousT said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:49am ET:

/image skilled-wandering-otter

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awk said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:49am ET:

It’s like a year’s worth of disappointmehnt crammed into one evening!

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Raineer said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:49am ET:

I buy. That’s darn cheap, for lights I can just stick somewhere and mostly forget about. Will spend more on batteries to fill them.
/giphy popular-cruel-cart

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WUZUP1998 said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:49am ET:

/buy

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- @WUZUP1998 Wow, these are selling fast and we’re busy processing other orders. Try again in a little bit.
  
  mediocrebot said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:49am ET
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datruandi said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:49am ET:

/buy

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- @datruandi Wow, these are selling fast and we’re busy processing other orders. Try again in a little bit.
  
  mediocrebot said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:49am ET
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stoopkid said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:49am ET:

Meh wasn’t designed to take this kind of load all night… SHE CANT TAKE MUCH MORE CAPTAIN

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Madboy121 said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:49am ET:

LED flashlights: for when something goes terribly wrong.

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mbills2223 said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:50am ET:

/buy

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- @mbills2223 Wow, these are selling fast and we’re busy processing other orders. Try again in a little bit.
  
  mediocrebot said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:51am ET
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sporky said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:50am ET:

is anything going to be actually available for sale today or is it all just endless sold out/busy processing?

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cengland0 said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:51am ET:

I missed clicking on the face because of the crappy site.

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mike808 said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:52am ET:

Thought they were mini blenders. Oh, well.

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- @mike808 I made a margarita in one. Tasted a bit metallic.
  
  Seeds said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 1:25am ET
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JT954 said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:52am ET:

These are the lights I kept wanting to return, and I kept getting an error message when trying to buy them.

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pburkej said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:53am ET:

/buy

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- @pburkej Oops, sorry. We’re sold out.
  
  mediocrebot said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:53am ET
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mbills2223 said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:53am ET:

/buy

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- @mbills2223 Oops, sorry. We’re sold out.
  
  mediocrebot said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:53am ET
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mossygreen said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:53am ET:

These took so long to load I think I bought them after the sale ended. Is that possible?

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- @mossygreen it took three tries for me to buy before it actually purchased them, so I’m sure I was in the same boat. I’ve never had a site try and hard to convince me not to buy, and I was a very early denizen of Woot!
  
  guyfromhawthorn said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 12:55am ET
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3-Pack: LED Multi-Function Lantern Lights

Specs

What’s in the Box?

Warranty

Estimated Delivery