So it’s like an orbit sander for your face?
@ircon96 Con Air Cage is the hottest Cage… man I gotta rewatch that!
@troy Right?! If you combined his hotness from Con Air with his soulfulness from Pig, plus a good shower, i dare say you might have the perfect man!
@ircon96 @troy Have you seen “The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent” yet?
Nicholas Cage playing Nic Cage, being bros with Pedro Pascal.
@blaineg @troy I haven’t seen it yet, unfortunately, but it’s very high on my endless watchlist… It DOES look amazing!
Do you need to be 2-faced to take advantage of this 2-pack offer?
@heartny Or maybe just shit-faced enough to fall for it?
I already have a pressure washer, do I really need this?
/giphy facial scrub
I have one of these for my Taint. Very soothing…
@Bumplepimp @Trinityscrew Taint Made Iridescent.
Is this for scrubs???
These are not ultra enough for my mess.
So gentle I used it on my baby
@triplebud Yeah. WTF does that mean? Does it scrub them off your face? I like my pores. I NEED my pores.
@Trinityscrew @triplebud Say it like Bill Shatner!
@triplebud Say it like Bill Shatner!
@triplebud Reduces the size of your pores. But I agree that sounded odd!
Mmmm… I’m gonna have to take TLC’s advice today.
I don’t need another electric plastic device to do what I can do with a cheap facecloth. But I’m an old man.
The amount of airspace in the box this comes in is objectively hilarious.
@paxsarah Mine was delivered today and you are absolutely correct. Absurd is an understatement.
Is it too late to ask for a picture?
@Kyeh Here’s a pic.
Thanks - OMG, that really is absurd!
Product: 2-Pack: Conair True Glow Sonic Facial Brush with UV Heating Base
2 for $159.98 at Best Buy
1-Year Limited Manufacturer Warranty
Tuesday, Jan 17
I don’t get the glowing brushes in the base. Is that supposed to be a decoration, so women will like it?
@hchavers Disinfecting chamber to sterilize the brushes with UV/LED technology.
@heartny I hope you don’t mind me adding a little context for our favorite chauvinist troglodyte!
@hchavers @heartny @ircon96
Mediocritee link in the product description goes to meh.com/mediocritee.com. Nice like Irk500 throwback though.