@eeterrific Not to be indelicate (he says, commenting on a product literally named “Butt Muffler” ), but I think the key would be covering the sphincter, though perhaps coverage or the whole crack would be important (and that could be a problem). In any case, the cheeks themselves aren’t the issue.
Noted. So I guess length front-to-back might still be a concern. Though I’m guessing that if one’s ass fits on the seat (not a given, of course), one would be okay. Arguably, especially if one is prone to front farting, one is less likely to need as much coverage in the back. So many variables. Who knew fitting a butt muffler would be so complicated?
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Toilet spray and butt cushions-are you trying to tell us something?
@Felton10 Right? They begin members only with something to mitigate our obviously abundant flatulence.
@joelmw I think they are hinting that we are full of shit.
It’s difficult to not see this as a cheap shot at the personal problems of your members.
@joelmw Maybe if they wouldn’t feed us all this crap, we wouldn’t have all these intestinal issues.
Butt mufflers!!!
/giphy chatty-pale-machine
What’s next - something to discreetly control flopsweat?
The people I want to give these to have big butts. How big are these?
@eeterrific Not to be indelicate (he says, commenting on a product literally named “Butt Muffler” ), but I think the key would be covering the sphincter, though perhaps coverage or the whole crack would be important (and that could be a problem). In any case, the cheeks themselves aren’t the issue.
@eeterrific @joelmw but what about those farts they squeak out forward between your legs?
@ConcealedPsycho @eeterrific
Noted. So I guess length front-to-back might still be a concern. Though I’m guessing that if one’s ass fits on the seat (not a given, of course), one would be okay. Arguably, especially if one is prone to front farting, one is less likely to need as much coverage in the back. So many variables. Who knew fitting a butt muffler would be so complicated?