Holy Mehry, mother of crap this is one of the worst offerings yet. All I can picture is the South Park shake weight episode. Good luck with all of…that.
@Felton10 is that your thing? Ruining everyones day by bringing up completely unrelated and irrelevant shit? You must be a blast at parties. If you wanted to send one I’m sure you could scrape up the $5 without begging.
@unksol- Logic is for Mr Spock, this was my actual Order#! You know, what you receive after you buy an item! BTW, I had my teeth pulled voluntarily, not knocked out!! I’m sorry about your name, @unksol!! LOL!
@decoratedwarvet I know that was your order number. You literally said it was. Didn’t ask how you lost your teeth. Pulling what’s left could be the right choice in certain circumstances and getting dentures. Still not the best.
Why would anyone think you got them knocked out?
You made a joke about mehs order bot calling you toothsome. And having no teeth. I responded with a joke about the good things from the other two words in the order number.
@unksol The adjustable version that is similar to what is on sale here is $12.79 for one. https://www.target.com/p/ignite-by-spri-174-adjustable-hand-grip-trainer/-/A-52123228 it is described as 20 to 80 pounds force. The one on sale here is described as 22 to 88 pounds (10 kgf to 40 kgf).
Your link is to a pair for $3.19, so if adjustability is not important to you, then Target is cheaper even for VMP. That pair is a constant 10 pounds of force.
@hamjudo I realize they are not directly comparable but who actually uses this shit? Literally no one. They don’t do anything so might as well get the cheapest one
I really don’t think I would use these things but am patiently waiting for a new Reso-loot item next week. Maybe a nice pair of walking shoes? Please no fitness trackers though.
Anybody noticed these seem to desintegrate after a while? Like little flakes of plastic dust just coming out of the joints? Can’t be healthy to be breathing that stuff.
Specs
What’s in the Box?
2x BodyGood Handgrips
Price Comparison
Was $13.98 (for 2) at Amazon
Warranty
90 day Mediocre
Estimated Delivery
Monday, July 13th - Thursday, July 16th
I can think of 10 other ways of strengthening the grip.
/giphy squeeze weasel
@norman8 yes… But you can use these in public.
On one hand, I don’t need these. On the other hand, 2 for $5. Hmmm.
Soooo… you’re saying you have two hands then, eh?
@haydesigner-No, just one! The other is a spare & comes with the other one, anyway!!
I don’t need a hand out… but…
/giphy special-responsible-crayon
/image special-responsible-crayon
I don’t seem to have a very good grip on not buying frivolous things.
/giphy distant-filthy-centipede
@Kevfin They’re doing it wrong.
@Kevfin This time of year it should be the Santapede.
I call dibs on the fifth one.
/giphy dibs on fifth
I prefer to strengthen my grip by squeezing the throats of Quip executives.
These will work best if you make pew pew noises when you squeeze them
/giphy timid-fervent-jackrabbit
Get a grip everyone!
Holy Mehry, mother of crap this is one of the worst offerings yet. All I can picture is the South Park shake weight episode. Good luck with all of…that.
/giphy brunette-thin-prison
No good reason other than only $5!
And this makes two days in a row of ordering, might be a record for me.
Think we should all chip in to send a pair to the Orange Skidmark. Will help him grab women’s genitals with greater ease.
@Felton10 But… they let him do it or so he says.
@Felton10 is that your thing? Ruining everyones day by bringing up completely unrelated and irrelevant shit? You must be a blast at parties. If you wanted to send one I’m sure you could scrape up the $5 without begging.
@Felton10 @unksol uh-oh you triggered it.
/buy --color red
@therealjrn It worked! Your order number is: polite-highfalutin-spade
/image polite highfalutin spade
@mediocrebot “polite highfalutin spade” ??? WTH??? lol
@mediocrebot @therealjrn wondering if there’s more satisfaction from the order number than the product. Yes, expectations are low.
@Bakasama @mediocrebot @therealjrn Is like cardboard box packaging, for reading eyes.
One for the gripper
…meh, why not?
/buy --color blue
@Bakasama It worked! Your order number is: rocking-odious-magic
/image rocking odious magic
@Bakasama @mediocrebot that vein in her eye is freaking me out.
Pair for the house and a pair for the office.
/giphy quarrelsome-ongoing-scrooge
Just the thing for people whose jobs require their hands.
Don’t need it.
Hell, don’t really even want it.
But, double hell… five bucks!
/giphy merry-blotchy-car
I don’t need any more excercises for my trigger finger, I live in Texas.
@hchavers you always need more exercises and trigger time for your trigger finger…(CCW here in louisville)
Got to hand it to you meh, you got me again.
/giphy beneficent-puffy-summer
No.
oh dear
/image fouled flatulent harpy
I was expecting much worse
I’ve had a couple of times my arm was numb and I couldn’t tell if there was a problem. One of these would have eased my mind.
Getting now.
/image buoyant-informative-rail
/giphy buoyant-informative-rail
/youtube buoyant-informative-rail
$5, decent reviews, and I want to try this!:
/buy —color green
@Bretterson Sorry, this deal contains 3 unique items and I’m not sure which one you want. You can review how to pick one, or just try ordering from the checkout page.
Let’s try again here…
/buy --color green
@Bretterson It worked! Your order number is: smoggy-idiotic-trip
/image smoggy idiotic trip
beneficent-obsessed-cilantro… ZOMG, what did I do? I HATE cilantro!
/giphy automatic-ruddy-boar
Looks like yellow and orange to me. Not green and red. Maybe the proximity to so many Christmas colored things has skewed my vision.
/giphy methodical-nominal-tungsten
Eh, why not?
/giphy boisterous-discreet-elephant
@tnhillbillygal now that’s an Olympic gymnast I would watch. They probably wouldn’t let her in cause she’s big boned though
/buy --color green
@mehty It worked! Your order number is: rational-cute-lobster
/image rational cute lobster
Now, this I can afford!!
Toothsome Cheap Skeleton is some 0rder # to give a toothless guy who just bought two orders!¡
@decoratedwarvet well by that logic you must also be an expensive non skeleton… So… Sorry about your teeth though
@unksol- Logic is for Mr Spock, this was my actual Order#! You know, what you receive after you buy an item! BTW, I had my teeth pulled voluntarily, not knocked out!! I’m sorry about your name, @unksol!! LOL!
@decoratedwarvet I know that was your order number. You literally said it was. Didn’t ask how you lost your teeth. Pulling what’s left could be the right choice in certain circumstances and getting dentures. Still not the best.
Why would anyone think you got them knocked out?
You made a joke about mehs order bot calling you toothsome. And having no teeth. I responded with a joke about the good things from the other two words in the order number.
Not that I care but what’s wrong with my name lol
Below my insta-buy threshold.
Normal design $3.19 each at Target. For normal people or those who gave up on VMP it’s cheaper than $10.
https://www.target.com/p/c9-champion-174-comfort-hand-grips/-/A-14549587
@unksol The adjustable version that is similar to what is on sale here is $12.79 for one. https://www.target.com/p/ignite-by-spri-174-adjustable-hand-grip-trainer/-/A-52123228 it is described as 20 to 80 pounds force. The one on sale here is described as 22 to 88 pounds (10 kgf to 40 kgf).
Your link is to a pair for $3.19, so if adjustability is not important to you, then Target is cheaper even for VMP. That pair is a constant 10 pounds of force.
@hamjudo I realize they are not directly comparable but who actually uses this shit? Literally no one. They don’t do anything so might as well get the cheapest one
My wife has a very weak grip. Don’t ask me how I know. Just ship me these things. Now.
/giphy optimal-excited-sugar
@Kenbo how do you know?
@unksol She keeps “dropping the milk”?
/buy --color blue
@mehmerized It worked! Your order number is: yummy-aggressive-crumpet
/image yummy aggressive crumpet
/image doomed bawdy strudel
/image official-maximum-coach
/buy —color blue
@accumulator Sorry, this deal contains 3 unique items and I’m not sure which one you want. You can review how to pick one, or just try ordering from the checkout page.
I really don’t think I would use these things but am patiently waiting for a new Reso-loot item next week. Maybe a nice pair of walking shoes? Please no fitness trackers though.
Damn autocorrect.
/buy --color blue
@accumulator Oops, sorry. We sold out of some of those items.
@accumulator And so now I am not going to get them, because that was the only color I could deal with.
Great Cheap Fidget gift
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@nbrucecaldwell nevermind.
@nbrucecaldwell You can edit a post for 5 minutes if you make a boo boo.
@nbrucecaldwell
mine are lost by fedex…as well as some others said the same thing…
@fastharry have you written into support yet? Click on your order history and hit, “I need help with this.”
@RiotDemon yep…I also got a canned response that they are being deluged with emails…and it might be a few days…
@fastharry that happens. They will get back to you though.
Mine were delivered yesterday. They’re not bad, a little small for my hands. They adjust well.
/posting with a death grip on my mouse.
I really like these. Even the hubbie was impressed with them. I really like that they are adjustable.
Received them on the 16th, they broke on the 18th.
@Gumby wow, you must be strong!
@RiotDemon I wish, the hinge pin fell out after the third time I used it. Total squeezes 60, I am renaming the product Charmin.
@Gumby if you haven’t already, contact support. They are behind but working on the emails.
Anybody noticed these seem to desintegrate after a while? Like little flakes of plastic dust just coming out of the joints? Can’t be healthy to be breathing that stuff.
I never received them. I don’t remember if you gave me credit for them, but either way, if you can send me the set at this time, I’d appreciate it.
@rboneil Meh.com/support