@Kidsandliz Another use for two sets:
Set up your own traffic signal in front of your house.
Red for stop & green for go. No amber, but the other red & green could combine to be brown, which is the way amber looks through a lot of sunglasses, anyway.
Of course, all the drivers around here tend to ignore most traffic controls anyway. The ones that actually do look treat green as go, amber as floor it, and red as “who, me?”
Stop signs mean downshift, scan for cops, then keep going.
I have bought these twice. They are pretty and add a fun highlight to your space. My friend calls them “happy lights” and they do make me happy for no apparent reason.
got 4 green the last time, might as well get 4 red this time.
the couple times i tried out the green ones, both my GF and my brother asked if i was ghost hunting…
@troy Yeah, you actually talked me into spending some bucks a couple days ago. My son is always on me to do backups more often, so i ordered the camera to prove it.
But wasn’t talking about ratings.
I got some on side deals a while back, all but one had cracks in the base. Disappointing.
They did dazzle my young ones. Gave a few minutes of fun at least. I don’t really understand how laser ratings work but supposedly this one is okay if a few beams get into your eyes. Maybe our smarter forums members can correct me? Iirc it’s 3r?
Roxanne
You don’t have to put on the red light
You’ve got a green one
You can change that shit up every fucking night
And also:

Fuck it. It’s five dollars.
/giphy rumbly-beige-feet
@Pony Fuck It, It’s Five Dollars is a pretty good name for these events.
@dave @Pony reason I went in

/giphy thoughtless-realistic-shoe
I got some the last time they were on here. Actually look pretty good
First!
And then there is an alternative use… if you bought two sets of red and green then couples could use this to signal their intentions and reception.
@Kidsandliz Another use for two sets:
Set up your own traffic signal in front of your house.
Red for stop & green for go. No amber, but the other red & green could combine to be brown, which is the way amber looks through a lot of sunglasses, anyway.
Of course, all the drivers around here tend to ignore most traffic controls anyway. The ones that actually do look treat green as go, amber as floor it, and red as “who, me?”
Stop signs mean downshift, scan for cops, then keep going.
@Kidsandliz but since these are bulbs, there’s going to be a lot of screwing around
I have bought these twice. They are pretty and add a fun highlight to your space. My friend calls them “happy lights” and they do make me happy for no apparent reason.
got 4 green the last time, might as well get 4 red this time.
the couple times i tried out the green ones, both my GF and my brother asked if i was ghost hunting…
Specs
Product: 2-Pack: BlissLights BlissBulb Laser Star Projecting Bulbs
Model: BUL-GRN-STN, BUL-RED-STN
Condition: New
What’s Included?
OR
OR
Price Comparison
$39.76-$55.98 (for 2) at Amazon
Green
Red
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Monday, Jun 3 - Tuesday, Jun 4
Blissfully not buying even though I should.
Georgia Red of course, but Georgia Green? Are you based in North Texas? How could you forget the UNT Green Machine?!!
@hchavers “Do you believe in the Mean Green?” (Hopefully this reference will make sense to you, if for no one else here.)
/giphy green machine

FYI don’t look directly into the lights.
/giphy soft-level-groundhog

/giphy flustered-faceted-birthday

Tonight’s deal is at least a 3-star product for a change?
@phendrick did you see yesterday? And the day before? And the day before?
@troy Yeah, you actually talked me into spending some bucks a couple days ago. My son is always on me to do backups more often, so i ordered the camera to prove it.
But wasn’t talking about ratings.
@phendrick woosh!
1st question I need this?? I would rather have “Smart Bulbs”
@mycya4me you don’t need this, but it’s 5 bucks
@mycya4me @troy Less than a fraction of a cent per star!
@phendrick I may steal this idea if we sell these again
/buy --pack “Green + Red”
@Euniceandrich It worked! Your order number is: filthy-splendid-sand
/showme filthy splendid sand
/giphy filthy-splendid-sand

/image filthy-splendid-sand

@Euniceandrich For some reason, that spider made me think of politicians.
/showme filthy splendid sand
It worked! Your order number is: filthy-splendid-sand
/showme filthy splendid sand
Wonder why I think these would really be disappointing?
@rustyh3 they are awesome! I have them and it is taking all of my willpower to not buy more.
POPSOCKETS! SPROCKETS! DAVY CROCKETT! AWESOME!
I got some on side deals a while back, all but one had cracks in the base. Disappointing.
They did dazzle my young ones. Gave a few minutes of fun at least. I don’t really understand how laser ratings work but supposedly this one is okay if a few beams get into your eyes. Maybe our smarter forums members can correct me? Iirc it’s 3r?
/giphy moaning-sturdy-carp

/showme meh laser lights
Red light worked fine green light never came on
@summertime889 Let them know at meh.com/support