Activated charcoal mask unclogs your pores, removes blackheads, controls oil, and reduces wrinkles
They call activated charcoal the “secret ingredient for natural teeth whitening and stain removal” but it’s in the name so not much of a secret
Teeth whitening powder cleans and polishes teeth, strengthens enamel, improves gum health and freshens breath. Naturally removes coffee, wine, tea and tobacco stains
Less abrasive than most store-bought toothpaste and safely formulated for everyday use. Use in place of normal toothpaste to help increase your oral health while whitening your teeth
Despite containing coconut and charcoal, the flavor is Spearmint
One bottle of peel-off masks contains 20+ uses
One jar of teeth whitening powder contains 200+ uses
What’s in the Box?
Pick two of one, or one of each:
1x ProNoir Charcoal Peel Off Mask
1x ProNoir Charcoal Teeth Whitener
@PlacidPenguin Agreed, still really salty I bought a basically unused gold Olio watch! Had to reset it as I switched phones, only to find it was now a brick! Anyone want to buy a flawless gold Olio?..
I just got a beauty box from Walmart with fluoride free charcoal toothpaste. None of those yucky chemicals- just lovely black charcoal. I also just cancelled my beauty box from Walmart.
@rakshameister I could not. And the price was $7.50, not $7.00 as stated. I wanted one of each for $7.00, so now I’m the sucker who’s in for two of each at $15.00. What gives, Meh?
Mehstalker shows each one at $7.50, which technically isn’t wrong per se, though it’s not completely right. (Or rather, it’s missing some context, though that’s not the fault of Wootstalker.)
@PlacidPenguin@ThomasF It looks like some people are using an IOS app that looks like you guys and is kind of like you guys but not quite. @cwolfpack3 posted a screenshot above. You might want to say something official because I’m anything but. And PlacidPenguin is even less reliable.
Meh app isn’t official, it’s fan-made using our API. Since we aren’t the devs, it’ll be up to whoever made the app to update it so that the new style of twofers display correctly.
@PlacidPenguin@sammydog01@ThomasF I keep forgetting that it’s not your app. It’s usually correct and looks like the same interface, always being seamless for me to use it.
@JT954 i have been using charcoal toothy tabs from lush (so i’m not really as shocked or confused as the meh staff writer seems to be about these) - i personally don’t really notice a difference, but some people do. feel free to read the reviews yourself. obv a different product but same ingredient same concept. https://www.lushusa.com/face/teeth/boom!/04342.html
There doesn’t seem to be a 2-for option. I can pick one or the other for $7.50 and then do the usual “do you want another” thing to get the second one. Not really a 2-for-Tuesday at all. I’m so disappointed
@hchavers Stare at a red wall for a few minutes, then look at something white: it seems blue-tinged. Red wall makes other walls blue! [ Google://“color aftereffect” ]
@mlitrus Toothpaste doesn’t whiten teeth. It’s a myth. The best it can do is polish them a little (with ingredients such as hydrated silica or calcium carbonate, for example), which isn’t whitening as much as it is removing topical dirt.
If you want to actually whiten teeth, you need hydrogen peroxide. It actually penetrates enamel and bleaches below the surface. Decent concentrations too, above 10%, which isn’t something you’ll find even in toothpastes that have it.
I think the claim behind activated charcoal is similar in principle, but I doubt it works in practice, as the molecules involved are much bigger in size and also not in liquid form. If it could penetrate enamel, getting it back out should be fairly difficult…
I heard that the charcoal doesn’t do anything for teeth. I have a charcoal mask that supposedly is the best one from Korea, and it barely does anything. No idea if this is better, but I don’t even want to bother wasting the money to try.
I just got home from the circle track races where my teeth got gritty and I consumed numerous beers. I got all excited when I read 2 for 1 charcoal teeth - then I digress; I read the rest.
I know the model number write-up can get difficult to do day after day, but today’s begged for a thought on what the 60 applies to. We have 32 teeth, 28 if you had wisdom teeth removed, less if you are a hockey player… So is this supposed to indicate the product has almost/a bit more than 2 treatments worth depending on each person’s tooth count, or what?
@mollama the 60 stands for 60 grams. Or 2 oz. They say it contains enough for 200+ uses. Not sure if you’ll get quite that many but there’s a very good amount in there. A little goes a long way with this stuff.
Apparently, it will polish teeth, strengthen enamel, improves gum health, and freshens breath.
-Activated charcoal is abrasive on your enamel so be careful! I have found mixed abrasive ratings online (70-120) which is still better than most whitening toothpastes but I think it’s higher. I have used it a few times and it does an excellent job at whitening but left my teeth sensitive for a few days. Seems the trick is to gently put on teeth, let sit a few minutes then rinse, rinse, rinse.
As far as the blackhead mask- it definitely brings things to the surface but that means breakouts for a few days. Great to make skin look better in the long run but not right before your big date with Irk!
A dood on the Amazon reviews said you can buy the activated charcoal in capsules at a fraction of the price and they are fleecing people with these tiny containers of cheap charcoal for $25. Thoughts?
@phatmass I’m having the same problem. The mask is watery and is difficult to put in the correct place. These must all be defective. There’s no way you could get 20 applications from one tube.
@phatmass I received an incredibly ridiculous response from Meh Customer Service today, claiming that the masks are supposed to be thin. I replied with pictures of myself wearing the mask in which it looks like I got a light dusting of ash that you can still see my skin through and asked that they compare it to the photo accompanying the mask listing on Meh.com, which makes the model look like she’s wearing an opaque leather gimp mask.
I complained about their misleading ad. I paid 15 and only got 2. What is 2 for tuesday??? Meh won’t do anything about it and then mask is seperated and watery. It’s junk. Had to throw mine away. Next time this stuff comes up, I will voice my opinion again.
@Stephenfox71 Hey. I responded to you in the past couple minutes, again, with more info, but also check Placid’s posts for pictorial details on the situation.
I also refunded the mask back since you mentioned it was separated/watery in your most recent message.
Specs
What’s in the Box?
Pick two of one, or one of each:
1x ProNoir Charcoal Peel Off Mask
1x ProNoir Charcoal Teeth Whitener
Price Comparison
Similar Teeth Whitening: $24.79 at Amazon
Similar Masks: $14.99 at Amazon
Teeth Whitening Powder: $39.99 List
Peel-Off Masks: $49.99 List
Warranty
90 day Mediocre
Estimated Delivery
Monday, July 13th - Thursday, July 16th
Horror show makeup tonight —peel out your money and grin with those pearly white teeth
@AttyVette or peel your teeth off and whiten your nose hairs?
This is even worse than if Meh would decide to sell the rest of the inoperable Olio watches.
@PlacidPenguin Agreed, still really salty I bought a basically unused gold Olio watch! Had to reset it as I switched phones, only to find it was now a brick! Anyone want to buy a flawless gold Olio?..
@PlacidPenguin @robson Oh, don’t say that. lol
I just got a beauty box from Walmart with fluoride free charcoal toothpaste. None of those yucky chemicals- just lovely black charcoal. I also just cancelled my beauty box from Walmart.
@sammydog01
Why though? You don’t want your charcoal to have nice white teeth?
Anyone else not able to buy one of each?
@rakshameister
It works for me. (Not that I’m buying this.)
@rakshameister I could not. And the price was $7.50, not $7.00 as stated. I wanted one of each for $7.00, so now I’m the sucker who’s in for two of each at $15.00. What gives, Meh?
@cwolfpack3 @rakshameister Add one thing at $7.50 and them another at $7.50. It won’t go through without 2 items. I think? 2 for $15.
@cwolfpack3 @rakshameister
@cwolfpack3 @PlacidPenguin ah thank you!
@PlacidPenguin @rakshameister my screen says “2-for-Tuesday, $7.00. Still does.
@cwolfpack3
Not once have I seen that. Could you share a screenshot of where it shows that?
@PlacidPenguin how do you do that from a phone? I don’t see the same options I had with my old laptop.
@cwolfpack3
Take a screenshot, then put the Meh forum in landscape mode, (or refresh the page while in landscape mode.
You should see the additional settings.
@cwolfpack3 Is that on Meh.com or Mehstalker or something else? Because that seems weird. My phone says 2 for $15.
@cwolfpack3 @sammydog01 @lichme
Mehstalker shows each one at $7.50, which technically isn’t wrong per se, though it’s not completely right. (Or rather, it’s missing some context, though that’s not the fault of Wootstalker.)
@PlacidPenguin True, but two people are independently saying it was $7 so it must be in print somewhere. Some guy below said the same thing.
@rakshameister
@rakshameister and that is the same image I have in screenshot from 12:24 AM, as well.
@dave
Any information on this?
@PlacidPenguin btw, landscape mode didn’t work on my phone, but I borrowed my son’s desktop to make it work.
Hey, @shawn, this is really weird computery stuff.
@sammydog01
I’m in the mood of adding @ThomasF to this, though I’m not sure why.
@PlacidPenguin @ThomasF I went with the computer guy, but whatever.
@sammydog01 From my Meh app on iOS.
@cwolfpack3 I see- there isn’t an official Meh app on iOS. Try Meh.com.
@sammydog01 @ThomasF
I went with @dave.
Unless you’d prefer to complicate things.
@PlacidPenguin @sammydog01 I missed this. What’s what.
@ThomasF
It’s fine. The matter was resolved.
@PlacidPenguin @ThomasF It looks like some people are using an IOS app that looks like you guys and is kind of like you guys but not quite. @cwolfpack3 posted a screenshot above. You might want to say something official because I’m anything but. And PlacidPenguin is even less reliable.
@sammydog01
@cwolfpack3 @PlacidPenguin @sammydog01 Oh, Dave did mention something about this stuff earlier…
Meh app isn’t official, it’s fan-made using our API. Since we aren’t the devs, it’ll be up to whoever made the app to update it so that the new style of twofers display correctly.
Here’s bonebone
@ThomasF Fan-made.
/giphy haha
Is that your cat? Or just a cat?
@sammydog01 Don’t laugh at me, I’m tough
@sammydog01 That is P’Bone aka Bonebone, a famous fluff from Thailand
@PlacidPenguin @sammydog01 @ThomasF I keep forgetting that it’s not your app. It’s usually correct and looks like the same interface, always being seamless for me to use it.
@sammydog01 @ThomasF
Sounds like a challenge.
Wew, I assumed it was buy two 2 packs, and I was still balking at that.
@thechinglish exactly! I thought the same. The very definition of a two-fer sale means two items for the stated price.
@cwolfpack3 @thechinglish
It’s Meh, what’d you expect?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
When my wife tries to grill out, I eat enough charcoal for all of us. Sorry. Pass.
@Woody1-Sorry, Buddy, but I have you beat! I have no wife & I have no teeth, so there!!
@Woody1 SMILE when you say that!
Charcoal grill… Clever.
Is it just me or do the before and after smiles look exactly the same?
Do these items really work? If so, I’m buying.
@JT954
Zoom in, there’s a (bit of a) difference.
@JT954 I didn’t notice a single difference (but didn’t zoom in). They sure look photoshopped to me.
@JT954 i have been using charcoal toothy tabs from lush (so i’m not really as shocked or confused as the meh staff writer seems to be about these) - i personally don’t really notice a difference, but some people do. feel free to read the reviews yourself. obv a different product but same ingredient same concept.
https://www.lushusa.com/face/teeth/boom!/04342.html
There doesn’t seem to be a 2-for option. I can pick one or the other for $7.50 and then do the usual “do you want another” thing to get the second one. Not really a 2-for-Tuesday at all. I’m so disappointed
@blueyed510 It’s been that way for a while. Too many people complain that they can’t buy one of each.
Black charcoal makes white teeth? How oxymoronic, like army intelligence and high-class Meh.
@hchavers Stare at a red wall for a few minutes, then look at something white: it seems blue-tinged. Red wall makes other walls blue! [ Google://“color aftereffect” ]
@dude @hchavers Now I’m thinking of this
that meh face tho…
@clonetek Questionable at best.
@clonetek right. Like it’s not 2018 not 1918
Bad Meh!
@Pfister37 @arrakisforce They changed it and the last product pic lol
@arrakisforce @clonetek @Pfister37
People were alerted, and roughly 42 minutes ago, changes were made.
I’ve been using non-whitening toothpaste recently because it was only a dollar at the store. I’ll give this a shot for my teeth whitening needs.
Or I could go back to the store and buy whitening toothpaste for $2. Or both?
@mlitrus Toothpaste doesn’t whiten teeth. It’s a myth. The best it can do is polish them a little (with ingredients such as hydrated silica or calcium carbonate, for example), which isn’t whitening as much as it is removing topical dirt.
If you want to actually whiten teeth, you need hydrogen peroxide. It actually penetrates enamel and bleaches below the surface. Decent concentrations too, above 10%, which isn’t something you’ll find even in toothpastes that have it.
I think the claim behind activated charcoal is similar in principle, but I doubt it works in practice, as the molecules involved are much bigger in size and also not in liquid form. If it could penetrate enamel, getting it back out should be fairly difficult…
I heard that the charcoal doesn’t do anything for teeth. I have a charcoal mask that supposedly is the best one from Korea, and it barely does anything. No idea if this is better, but I don’t even want to bother wasting the money to try.
Two-of-a-kind OR
One of each ORRRRRR
Meh.
Any difference from the activated charcoal powder in a bag from eBay? Same price gets 8 oz.
I’m not even sure where to start with the pic of Irk…
@PlacidPenguin his popsicle stick teeth sure are white.
Before you get too excited about the Amazon reviews, check this out: https://reviewmeta.com/amazon/B06XXS3Q83
Ummm…
I’m not sure I want to know why.
@2many2no having a pretty face will help people get more dates and/or star in more pornographic videos
@shawn @dave there’s porn sites on the referral links again.
@2many2no Thanks, I’ll see if I can get that removed.
I just got home from the circle track races where my teeth got gritty and I consumed numerous beers. I got all excited when I read 2 for 1 charcoal teeth - then I digress; I read the rest.
Having Barbecue Breath sounds appealing.
I suppose the mask is a-peeling.
But,
meh.
Amazing how that toothpaste managed to whiten the model’s lips and skin.
@mcnatcommander
That is a very good inciteful point!!
I know the model number write-up can get difficult to do day after day, but today’s begged for a thought on what the 60 applies to. We have 32 teeth, 28 if you had wisdom teeth removed, less if you are a hockey player… So is this supposed to indicate the product has almost/a bit more than 2 treatments worth depending on each person’s tooth count, or what?
@mollama the 60 stands for 60 grams. Or 2 oz. They say it contains enough for 200+ uses. Not sure if you’ll get quite that many but there’s a very good amount in there. A little goes a long way with this stuff.
Apparently, it will polish teeth, strengthen enamel, improves gum health, and freshens breath.
-Activated charcoal is abrasive on your enamel so be careful! I have found mixed abrasive ratings online (70-120) which is still better than most whitening toothpastes but I think it’s higher. I have used it a few times and it does an excellent job at whitening but left my teeth sensitive for a few days. Seems the trick is to gently put on teeth, let sit a few minutes then rinse, rinse, rinse.
As far as the blackhead mask- it definitely brings things to the surface but that means breakouts for a few days. Great to make skin look better in the long run but not right before your big date with Irk!
Challenge accepted.
@Skitals Since you applied the mask to your beard, why did you stop at the eyebrows?
@mike808 @Skitals wait - he’s wearing a mask ?!
@Skitals Mammy, How I love ya, my dear old mammy…
/giphy kingsford
so this won’t work?
A dood on the Amazon reviews said you can buy the activated charcoal in capsules at a fraction of the price and they are fleecing people with these tiny containers of cheap charcoal for $25. Thoughts?
It says two for Tuesday, 7.00 bucks why am I paying 15 bucks for two?
@ozwiz66
It’s 2 for $15.
@ozwiz66 I clicked all the non-pornographic links and couldn’t find anything that lists a price of $7. Where did you see that?
@ozwiz66 that’s what I asked!
@ozwiz66
By any chance, did you see that on an app?
@ozwiz66 Two sets of two. I only got one. Still waiting on MEH to fix the issue
@arfdawg
It was 2 for $15.
Unless you spent $30.
@PlacidPenguin TWO SETS (4 items).
What other ingredients are in the tooth whitening?
@connann
Endorsed by Al Jolson…
@somf69 how has this racist post not been deleted?
The face mask is all watery and doesn’t look anything like the gel-like facemasks of similar products. Are these Meh versions defective?
@phatmass I’m having the same problem. The mask is watery and is difficult to put in the correct place. These must all be defective. There’s no way you could get 20 applications from one tube.
@phatmass Same. Mine is incredibly watery and went on very, very thin.
@phatmass I received an incredibly ridiculous response from Meh Customer Service today, claiming that the masks are supposed to be thin. I replied with pictures of myself wearing the mask in which it looks like I got a light dusting of ash that you can still see my skin through and asked that they compare it to the photo accompanying the mask listing on Meh.com, which makes the model look like she’s wearing an opaque leather gimp mask.
@phatmass @SBouren Same here. Shameful waste.
I ordered TWO sets of this (so 4 items) but only received one set. What’s going on???
@arfdawg
Did you contact customer support?
@PlacidPenguin Yep. THREE TIMES. No reply. I might have to reverse the charge if they don’t step up to the plate.
@Thumperchick
I dunno which Mediocre CS employee saw the ticket, so I’ll just tag you.
@arfdawg Looks like you received an answer shortly after posting here.
@Thumperchick No I didnt. Still waiting on what happened
@arfdawg I see a message, from today, where you replied to our rep. He’ll get back to you again later today.
I complained about their misleading ad. I paid 15 and only got 2. What is 2 for tuesday??? Meh won’t do anything about it and then mask is seperated and watery. It’s junk. Had to throw mine away. Next time this stuff comes up, I will voice my opinion again.
@Stephenfox71
You paid $15 for 2.
Not really seeing what the issue is, as that’s what this offer was for.
What’s in the Box?
Pick two of one, or one of each:
1x ProNoir Charcoal Peel Off Mask
1x ProNoir Charcoal Teeth Whitener
Each one came out to $7.50, but you had to buy two.
@PlacidPenguin I paid for 2 orders. (4 items).
@Stephenfox71
^
???
They didn’t repond to their watery, seperated mask. And what does 2 for tuesday mean??? That is false advertising.
@Stephenfox71
I can’t speak for the quality of the product, but I can answer the two for Tuesday thing.
This listing was for $15, where you were able to choose the combination of the products.
As per the specs:
What’s in the Box?
Pick two of one, or one of each:
1x ProNoir Charcoal Peel Off Mask
1x ProNoir Charcoal Teeth Whitener
Each product thus was sold for $7.50, but you had to choose 2 items.
If you look at this picture from checkout, you will see that it lists the product as $7.50:
By having 2 items in the cart, it would thus come out to $15:
Thus, 2-for-Tuesday:
Set price for 2 items, though you have to pick 2 items to take advantage of the offer.
@Stephenfox71 Hey. I responded to you in the past couple minutes, again, with more info, but also check Placid’s posts for pictorial details on the situation.
I also refunded the mask back since you mentioned it was separated/watery in your most recent message.
obtuse
@therealjrn
The watery mask is still watery but I made it better by massaging the tube profusely while shaking it up and down until my arm hurt.