@ellett@elpepe True, but unfortunately that makes it effectively useless as a flashlight. It would be more correct to describe this as a small diversion safe.
Hey wait a sec! Are you selling this today as subtle encouragement for us to store a stash of⊠stuff⊠to ease the⊠um⊠blow⊠next time yâall decide to electively fubar some site feature we all love?
@uninflammable Yes. I had a âComet cleanserâ can with removable bottom I stashed $$ in, inside our travel trailer.
I forgot, used up the Comet & almost tossed it out. Darn thing had a nice bonus amount of money!
@hchavers@mcanavino- I heard that, nevertheless, if itâs air-tight it is by nature water-tight. I do know what you mean they mean & know that you know I know you know that they know you know, know what I mean? Like those meh product description specialists clicked in âWhat Do You Think We Meantâ? Answer: POT!! Plain & Simple. Know what I mean? parmesan cheese my ass,⊠yeah, right!!
Big fan of the Modern Warfare series of Call of Duty games so Iâm automatically interested. Plus I like unique things like this. Ironically, I have a Halo flashlight (that has nothing to do with the Halo games which Iâm honestly not a fan of anyway).
Ewww, is this one of those crappy flashlights with a bunch of 90âs-era LEDs that make less light than a catâs eyes at night? Thatâs so stupid andâŠwaitâŠdid you say Call of Duty???
By the way, you totally screwed up the terminology. For example, âa little zip and chopâ means that you ambush an enemy with a machete as theyâre coming off of a zip line, while quoting Vince Offerâs Slap Chop infomercial over voice chat:
Ok, Meh, you talked me into it. If they think youâre the guy who carries crappy flashlights, theyâll never think that you have actual cash⊠right?
You know, I have never thought of it, but canât most flashlights store a small amount of cash? Just wrap the bills around the batteries and reinstall. Voilà ⊠Flashlight with cash storage.
@jcdunn did this as kid growing up to keep my siblings from stealing what I stole from them. The olâ D cell flashlights (plastic Eveready) were the best for this.
@jcdunn Except with regular flashlights, you might be unpleasantly surprised to discover the money sealed in the tube along with that leaky old battery. At least these coin cells arenât supposed to leak, but Iâve seen otherwise.
Meh is asking money for this? Is this not the cheap chinese crap youâd get with a pre-order or something? I guess the CR2032 batteries make room for that stow spaceâŠhowever it sacrifices convenience, price, and likely longevity to keep your âcashâ in a flashlight. Who asked for this?
Havenât seen them checking the insides of flashlights on LivePD yetâŠnow that these are on Meh, how soon do you think it will be until they start? lol
is nobody going to call this thing a stashlight?
Cash? WTF century is this?
@TheFLP When SHTF, cash will rise again (unless we dive right into the barter system)
Bad batteries and bad branding. If it were AAA and not branded with a bad video game I would go for it.
@elpepe Huh? Oh bloody hell, youâre right. It uses CR2032 coin cell batteries.
@elpepe If it used AAA, there wouldnât be room for a cash stash. The idea is to make it LOOK like itâs one of those ubiquitous AAA things.
@ellett @elpepe True, but unfortunately that makes it effectively useless as a flashlight. It would be more correct to describe this as a small diversion safe.
How many do you need to store about, say $40K? Asking for a friend.
@mike808 Iâd be glad to keep that money
safefor you if you want.@jsh139 I like you, my kind of pal
So its safe to say the actual flashlight aspect isnt great considering specs like lumens and output arent listed.
@xEBRONx
But bottle opener!
@TheFLP @xEBRONx Bottle opener and you can store batteries in it!
@xEBRONx winner winner chicken dinner!
@xEBRONx Something tells me that the main attraction to this isnât the flashlight capabilitiesâŠ
ââŠyou can store batteries in it!â Only if you store this flashlight in the freezer. Or somehow convert the flashlight into a freezer.
More like âCall Of DootyââŠ(BF1 player hereâŠ1X)
@fastharrydotcom Itâs ok, I forgive you.
@fastharrydotcom @ruouttaurmind Maybe they were thinking Call of Doobie? A sweet place to stash your doobs.
@ruouttaurmind LOL
From the thumbnail I thought they were going to be insulated tumblers.
/giphy I am disappoint.
This thing may get you lit in more ways than one.
Hey wait a sec! Are you selling this today as subtle encouragement for us to store a stash of⊠stuff⊠to ease the⊠um⊠blow⊠next time yâall decide to electively fubar some site feature we all love?
What an interesting way to forget where you put your money
@uninflammable Yes. I had a âComet cleanserâ can with removable bottom I stashed $$ in, inside our travel trailer.
I forgot, used up the Comet & almost tossed it out. Darn thing had a nice bonus amount of money!
@daveinwarsh @uninflammable I always enjoy the money I find in the fall in my jacket or coat.
I just deleted my snarky rant. I am replacing it with the following: You Meh guys are awesome! Even that pesky bot thingâŠ
Clearly this is a very serious flashlight, indeed.
@RedOak My sentiments exactly. But, I suppose thatâs how they have the room for a hidden compartment.
Stolen
Is the compartment watertight?
edit: And by that I mean can âwaterâ be stored in it or would it leak into the flashlight?
@mcanavino I think you want air tight, to get past the dogs.
@hchavers @mcanavino If you want to get something by the dogs, rubbing a little Mentholatum rub on the screw threads would be good.
@hchavers @mcanavino- I heard that, nevertheless, if itâs air-tight it is by nature water-tight. I do know what you mean they mean & know that you know I know you know that they know you know, know what I mean? Like those meh product description specialists clicked in âWhat Do You Think We Meantâ? Answer: POT!! Plain & Simple. Know what I mean? parmesan cheese my ass,⊠yeah, right!!
Big fan of the Modern Warfare series of Call of Duty games so Iâm automatically interested. Plus I like unique things like this. Ironically, I have a Halo flashlight (that has nothing to do with the Halo games which Iâm honestly not a fan of anyway).
/buy
@JT954 It worked! Your order number is: lapping-refreshing-drawer
/image lapping refreshing drawer
Ewww, is this one of those crappy flashlights with a bunch of 90âs-era LEDs that make less light than a catâs eyes at night? Thatâs so stupid andâŠwaitâŠdid you say Call of Duty???
By the way, you totally screwed up the terminology. For example, âa little zip and chopâ means that you ambush an enemy with a machete as theyâre coming off of a zip line, while quoting Vince Offerâs Slap Chop infomercial over voice chat:
Get your facts straight, duh!
Am I the only one wondering why this product even exists? Wouldnât keeping your âcashâ in your shoe be equally safe?
This is candy corn of flashlights.
@Kerig3 but CBD candy cornâŠ
@Kerig3 Shoes are suspect. One of those $1.98 AAA flashlights isnât, so long as it lights up.
Ok, Meh, you talked me into it. If they think youâre the guy who carries crappy flashlights, theyâll never think that you have actual cash⊠right?
Is this a cool place to store insulin? Iâm not diabetic, Iâm just sick of my brotherâŠ
@Bumplepimp
/giphy snicker
You know, I have never thought of it, but canât most flashlights store a small amount of cash? Just wrap the bills around the batteries and reinstall. Voilà ⊠Flashlight with cash storage.
@jcdunn did this as kid growing up to keep my siblings from stealing what I stole from them. The olâ D cell flashlights (plastic Eveready) were the best for this.
@jcdunn Thatâs how I hid all of my assets from my wife during the divorce! I have so many flashlights now.
@jcdunn Except with regular flashlights, you might be unpleasantly surprised to discover the money sealed in the tube along with that leaky old battery. At least these coin cells arenât supposed to leak, but Iâve seen otherwise.
KuoH
@kuoh good point. An acid washed bill may not be as valuable as one would hope. lol
Meh is asking money for this? Is this not the cheap chinese crap youâd get with a pre-order or something? I guess the CR2032 batteries make room for that stow spaceâŠhowever it sacrifices convenience, price, and likely longevity to keep your âcashâ in a flashlight. Who asked for this?
shame on meh for selling this.
this is like a dollar store/check out lane/harbor freight item
And all this time I thought âCall of Dutyâ was really good and popular.
Havenât seen them checking the insides of flashlights on LivePD yetâŠnow that these are on Meh, how soon do you think it will be until they start? lol
@laurelnev Iâve seen them do it once. But it was a mag light. Iâm sure the COD flashlights will be none of their concern.
Uncle Lennyâs garage sale continues
The non-English names sound so much better.
French: LAMPE DE POCHE AVEC SACOCHE
German: TASCHENLAMPE MIT GEHEIMFACH
Spanish: LINTERNA CON RESERVA OCULTA
@cpierce We speak 'Merican 'round these parts.
Looks like West Virginia fits the bill
So basically you sacrifice easily replaceable batteries and battery life for a nifty secret storage compartment. Pros and cons!
Just glancing at the description, I misread the first bullet point as âThis is a fleshlightâŠâ .
@Mothersnakes If anyone can fit it in there I feel bad for them. But hey, if they can, have fun!
@Mothersnakes Call of Duty branded fleshlight would make a certain amount of senseâŠ
Great Idea! I personally Iâve always been able to find my flashlight when I needed it!
Useless to me until all states allow recreationalâŠflashlight usage. Câmon Minnesota.
Specs
Whatâs in the Box?
2x Flashlight
4x CR2032 batteries
Price Comparison
$27.32 at Amazon
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Monday, Jul 3 - Monday, Jul 10
Call me old school but my b-hole is still the best place to stash my cash
So⊠um, @mediocrebot just randomly replies to people now?
@jsh139 @mediocrebot not really random.
@akparker777 Its called a prison wallet for a reason.
How many krugerrands will one of these hold?
Are they heavy enough to do damage if you hit someone over the head with one? Thatâs all I really ask of a flashlight.
@ahacksaw Depends on what you store in there. Put a steel rod in the stash area and it will probably be heavy enough.