Having gotten my first bidet in the last sale (although, a self cleaning version), I’ll have to say, it’s worth trying out if you’re curious. The unfortunate side effect for me is the near refusal to use the bathroom outside of my beautiful bidet bathroom. I wonder if there’s some sort of travel bidet*…
*there is, but I’m not interested – it’s a little too squeeze bottle for me (in fact, most of them are basically squeeze bottles).
@Tin_Foil I had to get one of those after a surgery that left me unable to reach around enough to wipe till I recovered. They work very well, so I have no complaints, and a hell of a lot cheaper than one you install. I’ve not had cause to use one outside the house, but as long as you can get warm water from a sink, it’d work just fine. Just don’t forget to fill it beforehand.
@KevinS10 You’re so right! Many Americans have this stigma of associating bidet use with somone elderly, disabled or very heavy. It’s simply not true!
Everyone can enjoy the benefits of a cleaner anus! Plus who wants to run the risk of their fingers slipping through cheap toilet paper? I’m sick of it!
If you’re thinking about buying but unsure because the water is unheated …
Your butt doesn’t fear room temperature water, which is what this thing is going to spritz out for the first 20 or so seconds unless your pipes are in uninsulated walls and you live in Minnesota and it’s December.
@BioBidet hey, I’ll admit it’s better than the squat-boxes in Asia I’ve used- but even after a month in Europe’s decent hotels, I never got used to the rinse cycle.
We have this model in one of our bathrooms and a Luxe Bidet in another. This one tends to splash water all over the back of the toilet seat and lid. It is a less focused spray and creates a bit of a water mess. The Luxe Bidet does not do that.
Another benefit is the laughter when visiting adults and children say “what’s this” and turn it on, thus spraying themselves in the face. Priceless!
I don’t know about you, but every time this red blooded American looks at this bidet he sees nothin but the encroachment of communist hippy Europeans. Now you may not bleed red white and blue over lady liberty, but I can guaran-damn-tee you that she doesn’t has a wet-jet squirtin up her hoo-ha after she cuts a fresh log. All I’m sayin is that when the red comrade comes a knockin on your door, he’ll be checking to make sure you have a squeaky clean bung hole and I sure as hell won’t have one. When those bleachpolice check my rosebud, all they’ll get is hell’s foul wind emanating from my proudly messy stink tube.
Got the last offer and they’re great! Never thought I’d like them this much. I live in the north and the water temp doesn’t bother me at all, even if u flush before using. In fact it’s soothing. So glad to be out of the dark ages. Great piece of meh crap!
Bought one last time around. I now have the cleanest butthole on my block.
My question for other bidet users, is how do you deal with all of the water dripping off of your dangly parts afterwards? Using toilet paper seems counter-intuitive. Do you have an assnballs towel? Would appreciate some advice from other bidet users. Dirtybutts need not reply.
@macromeh We have a complicated secret handshake that we use to identify people from our neighborhood. Like a gang symbol, except we incorporate our buttholes.
@djslack@BioBidet I realize I’m a little late for the party, but I thought “pumped for the offering” would be a FANTASTIC GODDAMN SLOGAN to put on the advertising for this.
Ok, I get it but, uh, no, I do not want cold water spraying on my ass. Offer one that is maybe battery powered to warm the spray water and I’ll consider it.
I got nothing. I can’t compete with one bidet, but two! Forget it.
Possibly, I could buy these for my brothers’ families. It would be worth it just to hear them explain these to their kids.
@kjohara Single supply - it comes with a T-fitting that goes between the water supply and the tank. [The water ends up being around room temperature, not cold.]
@kjohara It likely includes a T so you can remove your toilet’s supply line, install the T, reconnect the line, and then hook it all up… 10 minute job, needs an adjustable wrench
@travelfox Does the RV use standard plumbing parts? If not, you may need to buy appropriate adaptors. You can download the manual above to see if the seat fittings look compatible.
I don’t understand why to get one. You already get rim tightening with back splash why would you want to do it all over again regardless of adjusting the pressure it’s still cold water. I’ll stick with my name brand adult wipes which stay relatively warm in the tub. And don’t tell me you don’t look at it to see if your clean. Or that you don’t look at what you just deposited. Kinda like blowing your nose - you know you look.
@WTFsunshine That is called a FATBURG. Look that shit up. It’s what happens when all those ‘flushable’ wipes mix with the fat in your poop. Big, heavy, solid obstruction in your pipes/septic!
@mike808 I found the revert easier than the installation, actually. Both are pretty simple, though, assuming it works the first time (I had to revert mine after a leak prevented my finished installation, but some cheap plumbers tape fixed that).
@NombreDeUsuario I got 2 tracking numbers, but I ordered 2 from a different sale where they weren’t packaged as a two-fer-Tuesday deal. They may have used a bigger shipping box for this sale… You might want to contact support. https://meh.com/support
I only received 1. The support person keeps telling me that there are 2 tracking numbers, even though I sent a screen shot of my order page with only one tracking number.
Meh.com is like a cool jet of savings splashing against the anus of consumerism.
I’ll bet you could offer them cheaper if you’d get some that are refurbished.
@gertiestn
Now that’s hilarious!
@gertiestn the manufacturer site claims they’re fully tested.
@RedOak I heard the guy who does the testing is really anal about it.
Will these work with a Mac?
can I install these in my car? Asking for a friend!
@mydrivec Worst Uber experience - EVER!
@huja Worst/Best…meh, I say we call it even
@mydrivec do you poo in your car?
@RedOak LA Traffic. Don’t judge.
Deuces!
@Stallion looks like they also sell a poop emoji stress ball, named Deuce https://twitter.com/biobidet
@Stallion
For the unwashed Meh’asses. Yep, I used that line before but I thought it was worth repeating.
@huja it is worth repeating.
Damn it Meh. Just sell a full on demand warm water bidet for like $250. It’s been long enough.
Having gotten my first bidet in the last sale (although, a self cleaning version), I’ll have to say, it’s worth trying out if you’re curious. The unfortunate side effect for me is the near refusal to use the bathroom outside of my beautiful bidet bathroom. I wonder if there’s some sort of travel bidet*…
*there is, but I’m not interested – it’s a little too squeeze bottle for me (in fact, most of them are basically squeeze bottles).
@Tin_Foil That would be a simple spray bottle? LOL
@Tin_Foil I had to get one of those after a surgery that left me unable to reach around enough to wipe till I recovered. They work very well, so I have no complaints, and a hell of a lot cheaper than one you install. I’ve not had cause to use one outside the house, but as long as you can get warm water from a sink, it’d work just fine. Just don’t forget to fill it beforehand.
@KevinS10 You’re so right! Many Americans have this stigma of associating bidet use with somone elderly, disabled or very heavy. It’s simply not true!
Everyone can enjoy the benefits of a cleaner anus! Plus who wants to run the risk of their fingers slipping through cheap toilet paper? I’m sick of it!
Another Two for Tuesday in the toilet.
In for 2 sets. Need stocking stuffers for the grandkids.
@donver Good butt hygiene. The gift that keeps on giving.
So… I’m assuming there’s no knife in these?
@PlacidPenguin That model is on Woot.
Why does the box say, “warm water bidet”? Where does the water get warmed?
@KenC It gets warmed slightly when it hits your ass.
@KenC had same ask
Clean up your #2 with these 2!
/8ball Does anyone give 2 shits about a bidet?
Yes
If you’re thinking about buying but unsure because the water is unheated …
Your butt doesn’t fear room temperature water, which is what this thing is going to spritz out for the first 20 or so seconds unless your pipes are in uninsulated walls and you live in Minnesota and it’s December.
@zippyus Even with a $40 hot water/cold water model-- my business is usually done before the hot water gets to the nozzle-- no big deal.
@zippyus My cold water is about 45 degrees when it comes out of the tap.
Buy two for poor Ozzy’s sake.
look, I don’t judge- if you don’t mind something pissing back at your ass after you lay cable, good for you. Me- I mind.
@alacrity Don’t knock it if you haven’t tried it. It’s a bathroom game changer. I’ll admit my first time was 50/50 exhilarating and terrifying.
Now I have a cleaner ass, less skid marks for the Mrs. to take care of and cut down my TP use by 75%.
Unless you’re chicken? buck buck!
@BioBidet lol… I have tried it, and its not my thing. Watersports dont get me off.
@alacrity Hey, it’s cool! Sometimes not for everyone. Kudos for trying!
@BioBidet hey, I’ll admit it’s better than the squat-boxes in Asia I’ve used- but even after a month in Europe’s decent hotels, I never got used to the rinse cycle.
The water in this drinking fountain tastes like shit!
@writdenied so does that blue breath mint.
@writdenied You’re drinking it wrong.
The Old Faithful bidet pic at the end had me in tears! Brilliant!
We have this model in one of our bathrooms and a Luxe Bidet in another. This one tends to splash water all over the back of the toilet seat and lid. It is a less focused spray and creates a bit of a water mess. The Luxe Bidet does not do that.
Another benefit is the laughter when visiting adults and children say “what’s this” and turn it on, thus spraying themselves in the face. Priceless!
I don’t know about you, but every time this red blooded American looks at this bidet he sees nothin but the encroachment of communist hippy Europeans. Now you may not bleed red white and blue over lady liberty, but I can guaran-damn-tee you that she doesn’t has a wet-jet squirtin up her hoo-ha after she cuts a fresh log. All I’m sayin is that when the red comrade comes a knockin on your door, he’ll be checking to make sure you have a squeaky clean bung hole and I sure as hell won’t have one. When those bleachpolice check my rosebud, all they’ll get is hell’s foul wind emanating from my proudly messy stink tube.
@calicojack42 Sir, you need to write a romance novel.
I got the self-cleaning version when it was last up, and I gotta say - I REALLY like poopin’ now!
@khiddy As they say, the proof is in the poopin’!
@khiddy No reason you can’t enjoy the go.
/buy already. Bidet to you sir. I SAID BIDET!!!
@kabijj It worked! Your order number is: straight-friendly-loris
/image straight friendly loris
It’s all about crap.
@cengland0 Craps is our favorite game when hitting up Vegas.
Like one Bio Bidet wasn’t enough to keep you clean. Meh!!
@ilovejojo How many homes only have 1 bathroom? Raise your hand if you love long lines for the bathroom.
I guess I’ll pass on these, which means I’m buying a pair.
/buy
@phendrick It worked! Your order number is: grubbing-smiling-bourbon
/image grubbing smiling bourbon
@mediocrebot My wife wants to know which of you guys left the lid up? Smile if it was you.
Sweet, one for each of my anuses!
@ModusPwnens Wouldn’t it be “ani”?
@phendrick More like anii.
@ModusPwnens So the proper plural spelling of anuses is the most questionable thing about someone declaring he/she has two poop shoots?!
@huja… yes.
/giphy yes
@ModusPwnens “Yeah get R&D on the phone… This guy on Meh just evolved a second anus.”
I went for it.
heavy-parasitic-magic
I only have one toilet, but maybe I could surreptitiously install the other one at my friend’s place for when I catsit for him and stay the night…
@currawong The best kind of prize is SURPRISE!
Got the last offer and they’re great! Never thought I’d like them this much. I live in the north and the water temp doesn’t bother me at all, even if u flush before using. In fact it’s soothing. So glad to be out of the dark ages. Great piece of meh crap!
@Felyne I agree, once you try one, you never go back
Simultaneous #2s, aka Dual Stoolin’
@Dstraktd 2x2 is 4, duh.
I can’t wait to spray away the crap!!!
@woofyboyva Please don’t fall in love. We’re working on us right now.
purchased…have to try it out. Had lower back fusion. So hard to do the reach around or underneath
Bought one last time around. I now have the cleanest butthole on my block.
My question for other bidet users, is how do you deal with all of the water dripping off of your dangly parts afterwards? Using toilet paper seems counter-intuitive. Do you have an assnballs towel? Would appreciate some advice from other bidet users. Dirtybutts need not reply.
@heyitsgabe I just use the guest towels.
@heyitsgabe I’ve really got to wonder what kind of neighborhood you live in that you know this for a fact.
@heyitsgabe Maybe you could get one of those Dyson hand dryers and mount it to the toilet…
/giphy dyson hand dryer
@heyitsgabe It’s cool to still use a LITTLE toilet paper for a simply pat-dry after you’re done.
You’ll be a one-wipe ass bandit from here out.
@macromeh We have a complicated secret handshake that we use to identify people from our neighborhood. Like a gang symbol, except we incorporate our buttholes.
@heyitsgabe I use a little paper afterwards. I’ve read that some people use dedicated washcloths for drying.
@BioBidet maybe I missed it. Do you represent the company?
Anyway welcome to the forum. Your level of enthusiasm for a clean undercarriage is unparalleled!
@djslack BioBidet official. Absolutely.
@BioBidet awesome! The warranty page left some doubt as to whether these would be covered, so having you here and pumped for this offering is a plus.
@BioBidet Hi!
@djslack @BioBidet I realize I’m a little late for the party, but I thought “pumped for the offering” would be a FANTASTIC GODDAMN SLOGAN to put on the advertising for this.
You can paypal me my royalties.
Again?
Catan & Chili Cook-Off? Sure you don’t eat catan raw?
Bring back the speaker docks and knives. Oh my - I do believe I’ve hit rock bottom.
@norman8 knivesandspeakerdocks.com always has your back.
A dock . . . for your butt.
The Amazon link provided gives a price of $28.99 per bidet.
@bdb
$28.99 * 2 = $57.98.
@PlacidPenguin Ah, I was expecting the pricing to be per unit at Amazon.
Thank you for pointing out the (now) obvious.
@bdb $14.50 per cheek. One cent discount if using for two cheeks.
Ok, I get it but, uh, no, I do not want cold water spraying on my ass. Offer one that is maybe battery powered to warm the spray water and I’ll consider it.
@annwat Tepid (wall temperature), not cold. I bought a couple last time, and I’m now a believer.
Does it have Bluetooth?
It’s weird… but yeah the self-cleaning one I got is awesome.
Wife and kids are terrified of it though.
@SHOVAR Good thing you didn’t get the one with a “turbo” mode.
I got nothing. I can’t compete with one bidet, but two! Forget it.
Possibly, I could buy these for my brothers’ families. It would be worth it just to hear them explain these to their kids.
That right there is worth the price of admission!
/buy
@rprussell It worked! Your order number is: glamorous-weary-verse
/image glamorous weary verse
… I’m not sure how to apply this to spraying myself in the ass.
This shit again, already?
Does this bidet need it’s own water supply or does it work with a standard toilet with only a single water supply?
@kjohara Single supply - it comes with a T-fitting that goes between the water supply and the tank. [The water ends up being around room temperature, not cold.]
@kjohara It comes with a t-adapter and works with your existing toilet water supply
@kjohara It likely includes a T so you can remove your toilet’s supply line, install the T, reconnect the line, and then hook it all up… 10 minute job, needs an adjustable wrench
Does this work in an RV?
It’s a Mercedes Benz if it matters.
@travelfox Does the RV use standard plumbing parts? If not, you may need to buy appropriate adaptors. You can download the manual above to see if the seat fittings look compatible.
Does it do its business well when you do yours?
@BioBidet No BioBidet ultimate fanboy would dare be caught without our pal Deuce here. Hit him up on Amazon.
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What’s in the Box?
2x Bidet
2x 7/8" fill valve adaptor
2x Water supply hose
4x Protective O rings
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Well another Bid ets goes by yet again-- unless you are royalty no royal flush
I feel pretty…oh so pretty
@candiedisilvio1 I feel happy and shiny the SPRAAAAY!
this is so tempting…
No no no no no no no.
@lordbowen Your post says “no,” but your eyes say . . . they also say, “no.”
@lordbowen Nothing weird about it, give it an honest try!
I don’t understand why to get one. You already get rim tightening with back splash why would you want to do it all over again regardless of adjusting the pressure it’s still cold water. I’ll stick with my name brand adult wipes which stay relatively warm in the tub. And don’t tell me you don’t look at it to see if your clean. Or that you don’t look at what you just deposited. Kinda like blowing your nose - you know you look.
@WTFsunshine, regardless of their claims, adult wipes clog your sewer. And THAT will be very expensive to fix.
@haydesigner
@WTFsunshine That is called a FATBURG. Look that shit up. It’s what happens when all those ‘flushable’ wipes mix with the fat in your poop. Big, heavy, solid obstruction in your pipes/septic!
How easy are these to revert after installation? Just asking for a friend.
@mike808 They’re as easy to remove as they are to install.
@mike808 I found the revert easier than the installation, actually. Both are pretty simple, though, assuming it works the first time (I had to revert mine after a leak prevented my finished installation, but some cheap plumbers tape fixed that).
Decisions. Do I let my VMP go to waste for another month?
@mike808 …or let It go to waste removal?
If any of the women are upset this doesn’t feature the dual nozzle option, buy two and mount them both on one toilet
WhoTF needs SIX of these?
@Pufferfishy Cheap landlords looking to upscale?
Clearly someone with a really shitty family.
I don’t, but I do have 5 bathrooms in my house and they come in twos.
@cindyloo username checks out
I bought a comparable Astor model on Amazon and love it so now I need two more for the other two toilets in my house. Meh just saved me $15.
@beardo An ass tore model? Ouch.
I have the self cleaning version from this brand and it works well. Now all my bathrooms will have a bidet.
New date night idea!
It appears Utah really likes a bidet. What’s up with that?
3 out of 3 bathrooms bidet’d achieved. Ty MEH!
Only one of mine arrived. Were the packed separately? I only have one tracking #.
@NombreDeUsuario I got 2 tracking numbers, but I ordered 2 from a different sale where they weren’t packaged as a two-fer-Tuesday deal. They may have used a bigger shipping box for this sale… You might want to contact support. https://meh.com/support
@medz No, they didn’t in my case. Single box, single number. I already contacted them.
I only received 1. The support person keeps telling me that there are 2 tracking numbers, even though I sent a screen shot of my order page with only one tracking number.
I am on vacation and I miss my bidet!!!