“Clean label, non-GMO and certified Kosher, our products never contain artificial colors, flavors, preservatives, trans fat, high fructose corn syrup or hydrogenated oils”
Things that taste like something got you down?, Try our Grahams. Served in over 500 nursing homes nationwide.
Me over here in the corner like “Graham crackers have nuts?! I felt the same way when I realized Gladys Knight was singing “Midnight Train to Georgia” instead of “Big black train to Georgia” or realizing The Commodores were singing “She’s a Brick House,” & not " She’s a freak…owwww.” So many of these moments lately. Sigh…
@dagirlgenius My daughter thought Bon Jovi’s Shot to the Heart lyric was “You give love a band-aid” (it made sense to her because of the ‘shot to the heart’ part.)
I intended to ask just how little these graham crackers are, but I don’t care now since I read this four- star praise on Amazon: “They were just okay.”
@duodec, I think cinnamon does lower blood sugar, ergo, it’s good for Diabetics, but probably not if they eat 5-6 bags a day! But, if ya don’t like cinnamon then none of that matters.
Of course “No nut”: “Reverend Graham and Dr. John Kellogg, proponents of a theory that denounced masturbation, created these foods in the belief that they could curb one’s desire to masturbate.” So don’t eat these before any kind of sex. Like taking salt peter.
Eh, given the packaging, they’ve probably got some acceptable shelf life after that date, if you like graham crackers at all. And these say that they’re cinnamon grahams, which might make them less meh. But I’m not planning to make that many cracker-crumb crusts for things between now and the end of the year, so I’ll pass.
@werehatrack same. It will take a week plus to get here and I’m like “do I want like 6 a day? Even thinking of 2 more months, so I want 2 a day for 96 days…?”
@werehatrack I’ll be happy to bet on them for a couple years, personally. They’re sealed and dry as fuck, they’ll be fine unless I store them in my bathtub.
So I just notice the first photo shows a box of 36, but the item quantity (also in the Amazon link) is a case of 192. So maybe we get a case of 6 boxes of 36? But no, that would be 216 packs! You can only add up to 192 if you get 5.33 boxes. Something is amiss
@werehatrack Well, the box shown says net wt 2.25lbs (which is right for 36 oz). So assuming a “case pack” was 6 boxes, then the net wt would add up to 13.5 lbs. And figure in the weight of the 6 inner boxes plus an outer cardboard case, I can see where it would be 17.4 lbs. In which case the mystery is that it says 192, and it would be 216 in that case (literally, in the case pack, I mean)
@pmarin@werehatrack the picture is of a package of 36, the description says a package of 192. The dimensions and the total weight of 17.4 pounds suggest it is indeed a single box of 192 individually wrapped ounces of graham crackers.
For each ounce of food, you get slightly more than 0.4 ounces of packaging.
The outer box can probably be recycled, while the individual bags probably can’t.
@hamjudo@werehatrack If true, the large case-pack of 192 (not individual 36-pack boxes) makes sense if these are in fact airline overstock items – same as the blessing that first sent stroopwafels our way! Or maybe school lunch programs now that funding has ended for those in many states.
The 36-pack box might just be for reference, and would be appropriate for let’s say a Costco or Sam’s club pack.
Was thinking of getting these for Halloween handout and consuming the leftovers. Then I saw this image of them. They just exude “drywall flavor” and hardtack texture. Not good if you’re expecting HoneyMaid quality… Pass.
I like graham crackers, and this is an insane price. Yet also, can they possibly be any good?
I guess I’ll have to sleep on it and see how I feel in the morning or afternoon or whenever it is I think about it again. (and if I’m lucky, they’ll sell out and it will be decided for me…)
@gita4meh@werehatrack So if you consider eggs and milk non-vegetarian, why not add the honey? Also, if your definition of vegetarian is any product from an animal, how do you differentiate that from vegan?
Me? I call milk and eggs vegetarian. (Unless these are fertilized eggs, which is highly unlikely, given the cost-- and no mention of fertilized eggs.)
My box arrived today in the rain, and… well, the tape holding the bottom of the box together had opened on one side, exposing the poor little graham pouches to the world outside their box prison.
Since I’m working from home I decided it was a wise idea to count these out. (Side note, there are a LOT of broken/crushed graham crackers in these pouches.) I guess the delivery driver will find and enjoy three bags of graham crackers in the truck tonight!
FWIW, these are great! I brought them to my mom’s nursing home as a treat for the hard-working staff on her floor. They loved the Love Corn, too! Keep selling airline snacks, Meh! They make great thank-yous!
Remys All Natural Nut Free Cinnamon Grahams (192 Single Serve Bags)
Condition: New
Nut Free Snacks:
Our manufacturing plants are peanut-free and tree-nut-free, and are tested for peanut, almond, hazelnut, walnut, cashew, pistachio, macadamia, Brazil, coconut and pecan
No Artificial Ingredients:
Clean label, non-GMO and certified Kosher, our products never contain artificial colors, flavors, preservatives, trans fat, high fructose corn syrup or hydrogenated oils
The Safe + Fair Food Company:
We’re in with clean ingredients, great taste and free-from food that everyone loves
We follow 16 proprietary measures to ensure our products are safe and of the highest quality
Our products are trusted by more than 15,000 schools across the U.S.
I almost clicked the MEH, but then I saw the dominos picture. Simply brilliant. Now, if it were just a little closer to Halloween, I may have even bought some. As it is, no click of any kind, but please know my appreciation for today’s final picture is heartfelt.
Maybe snacks should have lab rats like some of the wine offerings. I won on jerky and stroopwafels but got burned on Sriracha edamame, so now I’m shy. 192 packs is a lot if they suck (well, it’s a lot regardless), and giving out sucky things at Halloween can invoke the “trick” clause of the contract.
@djslack@pmarin I’ll continue to obtain things to hand out at Halloween that I won’t mind having left over when the kids don’t show up. Somehow, I don’t think these qualify.
“Clean label, non-GMO and certified Kosher, our products never contain artificial colors, flavors, preservatives, trans fat, high fructose corn syrup or hydrogenated oils”
Things that taste like something got you down?, Try our Grahams. Served in over 500 nursing homes nationwide.
Me over here in the corner like “Graham crackers have nuts?! I felt the same way when I realized Gladys Knight was singing “Midnight Train to Georgia” instead of “Big black train to Georgia” or realizing The Commodores were singing “She’s a Brick House,” & not " She’s a freak…owwww.” So many of these moments lately. Sigh…
@dagirlgenius Dave chapelle sang about the freak.
@dagirlgenius I will never hear either of those songs the same way again. Lol
@dagirlgenius @milstarr One of my favorites is Slow Motion Walter.
aka Smoke on the Water.
@DoggyDov good to know I wasn’t the only one!
@dagirlgenius Did you also think that “there’s a bad moon on the rise” was “there’s a bathroom on the right”?
@dagirlgenius @detailer
…they have slain the Earl of Murray,
And Lady Mondegreen.
@dagirlgenius My daughter thought Bon Jovi’s Shot to the Heart lyric was “You give love a band-aid” (it made sense to her because of the ‘shot to the heart’ part.
)
I will never sing that song the same way again.
@milstarr
I intended to ask just how little these graham crackers are, but I don’t care now since I read this four- star praise on Amazon: “They were just okay.”
@gertiestn It’s funny I used to think of OK as “good, approved” whereas my wife used it as “barely adequate” or should I say, Meh.
@gertiestn, they look to be bout the size of an average domino!
too bad its got cinnamon; I love graham crackers; they don’t need embellishment.
@duodec, I think cinnamon does lower blood sugar, ergo, it’s good for Diabetics, but probably not if they eat 5-6 bags a day!
But, if ya don’t like cinnamon then none of that matters. 
Of course “No nut”: “Reverend Graham and Dr. John Kellogg, proponents of a theory that denounced masturbation, created these foods in the belief that they could curb one’s desire to masturbate.” So don’t eat these before any kind of sex. Like taking salt peter.
https://knowledgenuts.com/creepy-origins-of-graham-crackers-and-corn-flakes/
@danexton That’s why they offered these for you to enjoy during “No Nut November”!
@danexton @mike808 So since these
you could say these would give you some texual satisfaction?
@danexton
That was really interesting. I live about 2 hours from Battle Creek and have read a lot about the Kellogg company but never knew that.
Hmm. Was looking for the ingredient list:
Whole Wheat Flour, Sugar, Sunflower Oil, Powdered Sugar, Molasses, Honey, Sunflower Lecithin, Leavening (Sodium Bicarbonate), Salt, Natural Flavor, Eggs, Milk.
@einrad what? No cinnamon!
They look like they taste like cardboard.
@Star2236 I thought that was pretty much the default for grahams…
@Star2236, the specs do say ‘they are free-from food that everyone loves’!!
I bid $1.
/giphy I’d buy that for a dollar
@DaveInSoCal
I’ll show you a free nut…
@thechinglish No thanks, i doubt you’re certified kosher &/or of the highest quality.
@ircon96 @thechinglish I might not be kosher certified, but my parents sure tried.
@fuzzmanmatt @thechinglish
“Best by 11/4/22”
Eh, given the packaging, they’ve probably got some acceptable shelf life after that date, if you like graham crackers at all. And these say that they’re cinnamon grahams, which might make them less meh. But I’m not planning to make that many cracker-crumb crusts for things between now and the end of the year, so I’ll pass.
@werehatrack same. It will take a week plus to get here and I’m like “do I want like 6 a day? Even thinking of 2 more months, so I want 2 a day for 96 days…?”
@werehatrack I’ll be happy to bet on them for a couple years, personally. They’re sealed and dry as fuck, they’ll be fine unless I store them in my bathtub.
I wonder if these were intended for air lines, like the Stroopwafels?
Remy doesn’t exactly look like a gourmet, he looks more like one of those kids who eats paste. Hard pass.
@ircon96 But he is a great musician.
@yakkoTDI God, i hope their belly buttons aren’t outies!
So I just notice the first photo shows a box of 36, but the item quantity (also in the Amazon link) is a case of 192. So maybe we get a case of 6 boxes of 36? But no, that would be 216 packs! You can only add up to 192 if you get 5.33 boxes. Something is amiss
@pmarin Also, 17.4 lbs, a LOT more than 192 oz. Nothing adds up. Nothing.
@werehatrack Well, the box shown says net wt 2.25lbs (which is right for 36 oz). So assuming a “case pack” was 6 boxes, then the net wt would add up to 13.5 lbs. And figure in the weight of the 6 inner boxes plus an outer cardboard case, I can see where it would be 17.4 lbs. In which case the mystery is that it says 192, and it would be 216 in that case (literally, in the case pack, I mean)
@pmarin @werehatrack the picture is of a package of 36, the description says a package of 192. The dimensions and the total weight of 17.4 pounds suggest it is indeed a single box of 192 individually wrapped ounces of graham crackers.
For each ounce of food, you get slightly more than 0.4 ounces of packaging.
The outer box can probably be recycled, while the individual bags probably can’t.
@hamjudo @werehatrack If true, the large case-pack of 192 (not individual 36-pack boxes) makes sense if these are in fact airline overstock items – same as the blessing that first sent stroopwafels our way! Or maybe school lunch programs now that funding has ended for those in many states.
The 36-pack box might just be for reference, and would be appropriate for let’s say a Costco or Sam’s club pack.
@hamjudo @pmarin @werehatrack I love the discussion and sorry for the confusion! You will be receiving them in a big brown box like this
They arrived (they’re all just…in the box. I did not count them, but there are a lot of bags) and taste great! Yay!
But sometimes you feel like a nut.
@yakkoTDI Some times you dont!!!
You are not playing dominoes correctly:
https://www.google.com/search?q=rules+of+dominoes&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwj7vrPzj7n6AhXYEGIAHQytDhsQ2-cCegQIABAA&oq=rules+of+domino&gs_lcp=CgNpbWcQARgAMgQIABBDMgYIABAeEAUyBAgAEBgyBAgAEBgyBAgAEBgyBAgAEBgyBAgAEBgyBAgAEBgyBAgAEBgyBAgAEBg6BQgAEIAEOggIABCABBCxAzoICAAQsQMQgwE6BwgAELEDEEM6CwgAEIAEELEDEIMBUP8NWJo4YJxKaABwAHgAgAF6iAG2DZIBBDAuMTaYAQCgAQGqAQtnd3Mtd2l6LWltZ8ABAQ&sclient=img&ei=ohk1Y_vlMtihiLMPjNq62AE&bih=803&biw=1579&client=firefox-b-1-d#imgrc=k6RTyV4OG8OEoM
@bfg9000 My preferred way…
Thinking of getting these for my classroom. . .
Was thinking of getting these for Halloween handout and consuming the leftovers. Then I saw this image of them. They just exude “drywall flavor” and hardtack texture. Not good if you’re expecting HoneyMaid quality… Pass.
@MrNews All the moist and tender buttery sweetness of “vegan health food” shortbread, or so I would expect.
They got like 4 reviews?? Anyone find any other sites with more reviews?
@bugger Amazon said 5 reviews, but only one review was posted
@bugger @mjonczak difference between rating and reviews. You can rate without writing a review
@bugger There are 27 reviews on this listing https://www.amazon.com/Remys-Natural-Honey-Grahams-Ounce/dp/B01M03UFS2#customerReviews
@bugger @sandrandan Lots of those are ratings without reviews.
I am so completely on the fence with this one.
I like graham crackers, and this is an insane price. Yet also, can they possibly be any good?
I guess I’ll have to sleep on it and see how I feel in the morning or afternoon or whenever it is I think about it again. (and if I’m lucky, they’ll sell out and it will be decided for me…)
Not Vegan! Not even vegetarian! Meh…,
@gita4meh I get that they’re not vegan, but the ingredient list doesn’t suggest that they’re not vegetarian. Any insight?
@gita4meh @SargassoC Eggs and milk.
@gita4meh @werehatrack So if you consider eggs and milk non-vegetarian, why not add the honey? Also, if your definition of vegetarian is any product from an animal, how do you differentiate that from vegan?
Me? I call milk and eggs vegetarian. (Unless these are fertilized eggs, which is highly unlikely, given the cost-- and no mention of fertilized eggs.)
@gita4meh @SargassoC Pig and cow are my favorite vegetables.
If I gave these out at Halloween I’d fear for my house and car getting tricked. Kids can be monsters for real for real on Halloween!
“Food-allergy-free” yet they only seem to care about nut allergies.
What? No digestive biscuits?
Well my Halloween snack giveaway shopping is complete!!! Now to pick the non food options. Wonder if Meh will have figet spinners soon
/giphy wakeful-relaxing-lime
My box arrived today in the rain, and… well, the tape holding the bottom of the box together had opened on one side, exposing the poor little graham pouches to the world outside their box prison.
Since I’m working from home I decided it was a wise idea to count these out. (Side note, there are a LOT of broken/crushed graham crackers in these pouches.) I guess the delivery driver will find and enjoy three bags of graham crackers in the truck tonight!
@djwitzel my order hasn’t even shipped yet
FWIW, these are great! I brought them to my mom’s nursing home as a treat for the hard-working staff on her floor. They loved the Love Corn, too! Keep selling airline snacks, Meh! They make great thank-yous!
They were so worth it. My kids love them and dare I say I do too.
@Socker they are delicious! Every9ne keeps snagging them, hope there are some left to hand out on Halloween!!!
Specs
Remys All Natural Nut Free Cinnamon Grahams (192 Single Serve Bags)
Condition: New
What’s Included?
Price Comparison
$64.86 on Amazon
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Monday, Oct 3 - Friday, Oct 7
I almost clicked the MEH, but then I saw the dominos picture. Simply brilliant. Now, if it were just a little closer to Halloween, I may have even bought some. As it is, no click of any kind, but please know my appreciation for today’s final picture is heartfelt.
/buy
@shawn It worked! Your order number is: unqualified-gloating-faucet
/image unqualified gloating faucet
/giphy damp-jammed-snow
Maybe snacks should have lab rats like some of the wine offerings. I won on jerky and stroopwafels but got burned on Sriracha edamame, so now I’m shy. 192 packs is a lot if they suck (well, it’s a lot regardless), and giving out sucky things at Halloween can invoke the “trick” clause of the contract.
@djslack Yeah Mehbe we should just stick to stroopwafels.
@djslack @pmarin I’ll continue to obtain things to hand out at Halloween that I won’t mind having left over when the kids don’t show up. Somehow, I don’t think these qualify.
Picked these up from Side Deal. It’s kinda worth it to count them (I’m short about 8 and the prison box was well sealed).
Granted half of these are just going into the nursing home and the other half into the bread maker, but at least I count.
@pakopako Here’s what they look like on a floor
https://imgur.com/a/Bdi6PmQ
These are great had them on flight . I would love to order some.