What I really want is some band-aid-like things with any of these images printed on them:
A picture of a smaller bandage.
A picture of a sutured laceration.
A picture of really hairy skin.
A picture of a finger.
The logo of the Black Knight from Grail. perhaps with the words “I’ve hurt worse.”
A picture of a riveted aircraft skin or cargo deck repair, making the bandage look like such a patch.
@Kyeh@werehatrack A couple of pages of these (all old - like several years old, looks like all they do is collect items on other websites), including, allegedly, those above but when I click on them (the stupid.com site) the page stalls out so likely a defunct website. So sad. I’d like these as I think they are really funny.