@ElieC They are. I sold them at work in JAN and the students were spitting them out on my tables. They also wanted me to charge like 3+ bucks a bag so while this is a good price they taste awful.
I bought these and they finally arrived today. They taste like warm strawberry yogurt, have the texture of slightly dried-out cake frosting, and the silver glitter applied to them is just a little bit unsettling. I think I’ll give these to my neighbors and stick with regular candy corn next time Mercatalyst buys a metric fuckton of the stuff.
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This looks disgusting.
@ElieC They are. I sold them at work in JAN and the students were spitting them out on my tables. They also wanted me to charge like 3+ bucks a bag so while this is a good price they taste awful.
Stupid corn
@osfish I read it 7 times in confusion, trying to figure out wtf “Stupid Corn” would be, before catching the actual words.
Finally. What I’ve been waiting all day for.
/giphy vomit
Damn you VMP!
/giphy atrocious-scary-mist
That’s better than an ork.
@OnionSoup Mork would disagree.
What is the expiration date?
Oh I am totally here for this.
I bought the damn corn.
/giphy modern-condemned-rhythm
Got these last time, not bad after a few puffs.
Still haven’t received these from my 4/15 order last time.
oh man, can you imagine Meh is selling candy corn! thats new
It’s from Jelly Belly. So there’s that.
I don’t want these, but I’d like to know where to buy the strawberry corn these things are made out of…
Oh fuck yeah
/image complex-floral-gremlin
/giphy complex-floral-gremlin
I bought these and they finally arrived today. They taste like warm strawberry yogurt, have the texture of slightly dried-out cake frosting, and the silver glitter applied to them is just a little bit unsettling. I think I’ll give these to my neighbors and stick with regular candy corn next time Mercatalyst buys a metric fuckton of the stuff.