3-Pack: Unsimply Stitched Men's Dress Socks
- Choose from seven different three-packs with designs we’ve never sold before
- They’re all like “yo check out these socks”
- 80% combed cotton, 17% polymide, 3% spandex, 100% eye-catching
- One size, kinda men’s sized, but suitable for whoever
- Machine wash them inside out for maximum sock endurance
- Model: UNST3PCK (it’s weird that this model number devotes four characters to the quantity (3PCK) and none to what item that quantity is of (socks))
The socks that won't make you choose a side.
Hey, how you feeling? Wow, so much tension in those shoulders. Relax. Breathe deep. Let it go. You know what you need? Something bright and fun and meaningless. Like some gaudy socks.
What you don’t need is socks that just pile on more pressure. Pressure to make decisions. To choose a side. To march to somebody else’s call of “LEFT! RIGHT! LEFT! RIGHT!”
Not these socks. Not today.
Yes, these Unsimply Stitched socks are part of the new w(e)ave of show-offy socks for expressive individuals. Yes, they’ll make a flashy statement between your cuff and your shoe. Yes, you have to turn them inside out before you put them in the washing machine. They’re not socks for people who don’t care about socks.
But there’s one line they won’t cross. They won’t tell you which sock to put on which foot.
Put them on whichever foot you like. No nagging little label. No digging through your drawer wondering why you have three “lefts” and no “right” when they’re all pretty much identical anyway. You can even go Red Hot Chili Peppers and put 'em on your, you know, “middle leg”. Wear what you dig, right?
These Unsimply Stitched socks are just what the relaxation doctor ordered: colorful, frivolous, no-stress fun. Because God knows precious little else in life is like that lately.
