Royal Falls 18K Gold-Filled Pearl Pendant

  • The certified valuation of these things is $500 and we’re selling them for $20. That’s crazy.
  • Okay, actually they’re sold for about $128 on Pacific Pearls’ website.
  • Still kinda crazy that they’re $20 here.
  • They’ve each got pearls, they’ve each got 18k rose gold fill, and they’re each encrusted with lab-created diamonds.
  • Choose the style you like… or the style you don’t like, if you’re some sort of sicko.
  • Model: ROY418, ROY623, ROY937. That’s why they look so good on a pretty woman. Because they’re ROY orbs, son.
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Under The Sea, Over The Top

When we sell jewelry, we often understate things.

“Hey,” we’ll say, “these pendants are pretty nice.”

“You know what you could do,” we’ll say, “is buy one of these pendants, maybe.”

“These pendants make for an easy gift,” we’ll say, “and it’s not a bad idea to have them around during the Christmas season, in case you realize all too late there’s someone you forgot to shop for.”

But recently, we’ve been wondering: could this possibly be the wrong approach? Might it be more effective to OVERSTATE how amazing these pendants are? There’s only one way to find out! Try this on for size:

We begin our story in the depths of a magnificent ocean. Our hero? A single grain of sand. But not for long. No, the fate of said grain is signed and sealed, for its glorious destiny is to be delivered into the belly of a majestic clam. There, one minor agitation will lead to another and another and another, until, blossoming forth from its shelled chrysalis, the sand emerges once more, reborn as a beautiful pearl.

We ask: Is that all? Not because we are not satisfied but because our meager imaginations can think of no improvement. Certainly, the pearl is beautiful enough on its own. A pearl on a simple chain, we say, could you ask for anything more?

To which Pacific Pearls replies, in booming baritone, SO! MUCH! MORE! For they do not possess our terrible, stunted creativity. To them, a pearl is a mere starting point. They want the pendant filled with a chemical element of absolute purity, a chemical element whose very name is synonymous with wealth and value: GOLD!

Pearls. Gold. And diamonds. Three beautiful substances, but only one–the pearl–will feel at home again, as it is awash in salt water. This time, it is not the ocean’s waves but tears of joy that fall upon it. The pendant’s recipient will cry, “Thank you! Thank you so much,” while you stand behind them, fastening the clasp. “It was nothing.” These will be your words, but really you mean their opposite: "This is everything I’ve ever wanted for you, my love! Everything and more!

So, what do you think? Better to go too far, or not far enough? Let us know in the comments!

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