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Pursonic S420 Rechargeable Sonic Toothbrush

  • You get a toothbrush plus 12 replacement heads which is usually how they screw you with these type deals
  • 31,000 strokes per minute compared to your manual, oh, 300 strokes per minute, plus your arm won’t get tired
  • Color-coded brush heads so you don’t get your sister’s cooties in your mouth
  • 30-second alerts, automatic 2-minute shutoff, because when you cheat at brushing, the only loser is your teeth
  • Model: S420 (ah, smart move, Pursonic, creating an aura of luxury by swiping a model number from Mercedes-Benz)
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The Sound of Hygiene

Tower! Come in, tower! Caduceus-7 here! Over!

Tower here, Caduceus-7. Current status please. Over.

Tower, we have broken the sonic barrier! Repeat, Caduceus-7 has broken the sonic barrier! Over!

That’s amazing, Caduceus-7! Congratulations! Over!

Thank you, tower! It’s an amazingly fresh feeling! Over!

Did you say “fresh feeling”, Caduceus-7? Over.

Roger that! Fresh and clean! Over!

What’s that buzzing sound, Caduceus-7? Over.

That’s the Pursonic S420 itself, tower. The first complete sonic toothbrush and replacement head kit to break the $20 barrier! Over.

Wait a minute, Caduceus-7. Is that what you meant when you said you broke the sonic barrier? Over.

Roger, tower! Now that includes not just the brush but a dozen brush heads. Over.

A dozen brush heads? What? Over.

Twelve replacement brush heads included with the brush. They’re usually a few bucks apiece if you’re lucky. That’s how they get you, tower. Over.

So then what is your current speed, Caduceus-7? Over.

31,000 strokes a minute, tower. Over.

NOT THE TOOTHBRUSH. What speed is the plane flying at? Over.

Oh, we’re still sitting on the runway. Over.

What?

You didn’t say “over”.

WHY ARE YOU STILL ON THE GROUND?

I will not let my crew fly at 700 miles per hour while they’re brushing their teeth. That would be insane. Over.

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