Pacific Pearls 3-Piece Pendant, Ring, and Earrings Gift Set
- You get a pendant, a set of earrings, and a ring to match.
- This holiday season, get that special someone something creative, something that’ll blow their mind on Christmas morning…
- Or get them this.
- Honestly, it’s way less risky.
- Model: BOR458M, BOR471M, BOR595M, BOR629M, BOR863M. And they each include a ring. But they’re anything but BOR-ring.
Predictable Isn't Always Problematic
The sweater you knit them is too snug and the scarf too itchy.
It turns out they’re allergic to nuts.
“A cooking class?” they say. “Are you trying to tell me something?”
They don’t actually love wine, after all. They just “drink it, on occasion.”
An important rule you’ve just been made aware of: a tin of popcorn can be a gift, but not the gift.
“She’s adorable,” they say, “but who’s going to walk her while we’re at work?”
It’s a point you hadn’t considered: how many hills and how few bike lanes there are in this neighborhood.
Their enjoyment of a well-written love story, you find out, does not extend to the paranormal romance genre.
Well, it’s news to you that anyone could even get a rash from that.
“I understand why you’re disappointed,” you say, “but in my defense, if the gift basket is out on display, I shouldn’t have to check the expiration date.”
The box said, ‘Some assembly required,’ and now, two hours in and not quite halfway done, you’re beginning to realize how versatile the word “some” can really be.
Gifts for the new baby are not gifts for the new parents: a revelation.
New tires, while expensive and necessary, do not exactly stoke any Christmas morning romance.
See also: a good vacuum cleaner.
“I’ve seen this,” they say. “We watched it together. Don’t you remember?”
New ornaments are basically gifts with a built in one year delay, you’re told.
“It was a joke, you idiot!” they say, standing with you on the kitchen table as the pony prances through the house, destroying your furniture.
Or…
They note how the pendant matches the earrings and the ring with neither surprise nor disappointment. “It’s nice,” they say, slipping the chain over their head. Not: “It’s so thoughtful.” Not: “Wow, what a creative gift idea!” Not: “I never expected this.” Just “it’s nice” and “it’s pretty.” And, honestly, that’s music to your ears.
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