Nutri Ninja Pro BL450 (Refurbished)

  • 900-watt motor to totally kick ice’s ass, kick fruit’s ass, and kick your ass
  • 1.2 horsepower, so it’ll make better smoothies than your horse
  • Includes an 18oz cup and a 24oz cup with travel lids
  • Lots of things call themselves a “ninja” but this one is actually armed with super-sharp, high-speed blades
  • Model: BL450 (BL for blender but…they call it the 450, but it’s got a 900W motor. Why not the BL900?)
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The blender everyone will be talking about. Or else.

People are wonderful, except for all the stupid crap that’s liable to come out of their mouths at any given second. When all you want to do is share some margaritas and some company without being dragged into a meatspace flame war, the Nutri Ninja Pro’s got you covered on both counts.

Obviously, this is one Hulked-out blender, with a professional-grade 900-watt, 1.2 horsepower motor and psychotically sharp extractor blades inflicting grievous bodily trauma on any fruits, vegetables, nuts, or ice unfortunate enough to stumble into its trap.

Alert the folks down at TGI Friday’s they can release your corner booth - you’ll be getting your mudslide fix at home from now on.

Best of all, the second anyone mutters the words “Donald Trump” or “toxins” or “Beyonce”, just crank the Nutri Ninja Pro. Its 900 watts of chitchat-crushing power will pulverize awkward conversation as ruthlessly as it pulverizes ice.

It also gives you something inane to talk about. If your loudmouth guest doesn’t take the hint and tries to start back up again, bellow some trivia about your kickass Nutri Ninja Pro. “This thing extracts vitamins like a BEAST!” or “Seeds, skins, and stems don’t stand a chance against this thing!” or “How many horses does it take to make a smoothie? 1.2, but I prefer strawberry-banana, ha ha!”

Against the twin powers of a blaring blender motor and numbing blender-themed chitchat, even the most persistent sower of discord will eventually give up and shut his or her margarita-hole.

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