Greetings... FROM THE FUTURE: A Meh-rathon!

The date? January 20th, 2220. We have discovered, on the floor of the Pacifitlantic Ocean, a fully preserved house from the 2020s. Follow along as we describe what’s inside!

And to our amazement, we have found another box of assorted trash. Perplexed, I requested ScanBot5000 analyze the items and try to draw connections between them, but it could find nothing. In fact, it found less than nothing; the very act of attempting the scan caused ScanBot5000 to overheat and it had to be beamed to the surface to undergo an emergency digi-repair procedure.