We've Created A Monster

Anyone else getting tired of the same old monsters. Dracula? More like Drab-ula! Zombies? A bunch of real zom-bozos! Werewolves? Get-the-hell-outta-here, wolves! Enough with the masked killers using gardening implements, with the typical ghosts and ghouls, and enough with the clowns! No, it’s about time we forge a bold new direction in horror. I’ve even roped in our own resident monster-sculptor @KoolHandJoe for his expert opinions on the matter. Let’s see what we’ve got.

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Were-moose. Don’t laugh! Do you know how many people die to moose-attacks every year? Don’t laugh! Do you? They’re killers, I tell you! Stop laughing!

@KoolHandJoe: “The only thing worse than running across one Were-moose is running into a group of Were-meese?.. no… Were-mooses?... That doesn’t sound right… Were-moosen?.. Were-mooseye?.. Were-meeses?.. Were-moostiples?.. ugh… a bunch of them… like a flock?.. a horde?.. a pack?.. a murder?.. ah yes… running into many multiple murders of were-moosens… nailed it.”