Instant Regret Kit

  • We really really need to stress: we’re not sending these out for a while
  • Like, there’s no timeframe
  • April’s IRKs haven’t shipped
  • You need to know that going in

The Cliffs of Cliff: A Cliff-hanging Meh-rathon

Rice sighed.

“Cliff,” he said. “There’s something you should know about me…”

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