Instant Regret Kit

  • The stuff we don’t want
  • But you want it for some reason?
  • SHIPPING NOTE: It’s extremely likely you WILL NOT get this before the holidays
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A Hallmehrk Christmas Movie Meh-rathon

A couple weeks ago, we asked for your help with a Mad Libs project. Little did you know, you’d be helping us with our very first Hallmehrk Christmas Movie Meh-rathon! Check out what’s coming up next:

You wouldn’t expect to see a celebrity in the quaint hamlet of Blustery Junction. After all, it’s never been the lap of luxury, especially since the Instant Regret Kit factory shut down. But that makes it perfect escape for life coach Plurf Mcgee. He’s tired of the hustle and bustle of the big city and just wants to spend the holiday somewhere quiet. But when he meets Xasha, a single mom who’s set aside her dreams of becoming a faberge egg heckler to work as a waitress at the local Tamale truck–well, let’s just say, he might extend his stay! Watch the sparks fly in… All I Crave For Christmas Is You!

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