Too late It’s over

Hurricane Fur Wizard Brush Set As Seen on TV

Reusable pet hair remover with a self-cleaning base
Upholstery cleaner for couches
No actual hurricanes involved

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We've Created A Monster

Anyone else getting tired of the same old monsters. Dracula? More like Drab-ula! Zombies? A bunch of real zom-bozos! Werewolves? Get-the-hell-outta-here, wolves! Enough with the masked killers using gardening implements, with the typical ghosts and ghouls, and enough with the clowns! No, it’s about time we forge a bold new direction in horror. I’ve even roped in our own resident monster-sculptor @KoolHandJoe for his expert opinions on the matter. Let’s see what we’ve got.

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Okay, we’ve seen enough werewolves at this point. Basically any kind of dog person. Even would go as far to put the were-cat and the were-bear as done enough as well. Lemme just run a few ideas by you, okay?

Okay, so how do we feel about… a were-goat.

@KoolHandJoe: “I would make a joke… but that would be in Baaaaad taste.”