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Ella Jayne 4-Piece Heather Jersey Knit Cotton Blend Sheet Set

  • Half of these sheets are made from 100% cotton.
  • The other half?
  • Hmm…
  • Some other material, I think…
  • Could… maybe… be…
  • Polyester?
  • But they’re soft, okay?!
  • Model: EJHJERSS. This is what we in the biz of model number jokes call a ‘teaser’; it looks as though you should be able to pronounce it and make some sort of weird pun from it, but you can’t, damnit!
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A Blend To End All Debates

Upon seeing that Meh was selling sheets again, a user logged in and posted the following warning to the comments: “Buyer beware! The last time I bought sheets from Meh, I awoke sweaty.”

“Awoke sweaty?” commented another. “I fell asleep already sweating!”

“As soon as they touched my skin,” another remarked, “I felt as if I’d walked through a monsoon.”

“Just look at them made my pores weep,” said yet another.

This went on, each story worse than before.

“Why, I merely need to think about those polyester sheets, and immediately, my pits are stained.”

“Your pits? Consider yourself lucky. I have ruined my entire shirt!”

“Those sheets have evoked such a sensation in me, that I, sitting at my desk at work, have emitted a musk so strong I’ve been dismissed from my position.”

“I leave a trail as I gather my things.”

“Flowers wilt as I pass by.”

“‘Smell monster, smell monster, please go away,’ the children cry in unison, their shirts pulled over their noses.”

“I have gone to live in a cave, and the odor has rendered dead an entire colony of rare bats!”

“But friends, wait,” cried another user. “These are not polyester. They’re cotton.”

And then much rejoicing occurred on the Meh forum… until that same bearer of good news posted a correction: “Sorry, a cotton blend. 50/50 cotton poly. But that’s fine, right? A little polyester isn’t such a big deal, is it?”

He was new there.

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  • 591 of these.
  • Deal ended .
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  • (including shipping)

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