BIOSWISS 5-Piece Manicure Set in Metallic Zipper Case

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Talk Like Something Else Day: A Meh-rathon

Talk like a Pirate Day is this Saturday, the 19th. But c’mon! That’s played out. This year, why not try something different? Such as:

Talk Like a Scarecrow With a Spirit Trapped Inside It Day

Stand very still, but whenever someone comes near, say, “M’lady, do not be scared. I understand this must be a shock to hear a voice issuing from an assemblage of straw and old flannel. But you must believe me! I am not a mere crow-defense mechanism. Rather, I am a prince! Trapped by the great Xanthus for defying his rules and saving seventeen orphans. Now, to free me you must collect three relics…” And so on.

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