Activity Or Apathy Bundle
- Stay in or go out with this supremely versatile bundle
- Keep your feet cozy or wicked free of sweat with 2 pairs of Minx NY mens socks
- Fidget furiously for weight loss, or calmly for stress reduction with the 12 fidget spinners (6 LED, 6 metal)
- Track your activity with the 2 fitness trackers or cheat by attaching them to your fidget spinners and racking up the steps
- No guarantees you don’t get all the same colored fidget spinners; we learned that lesson
- Admit it, you missed these bundles
- Model: FIT0rFAT
That's Not All
This bundle of seemingly incompatible stuff will change your life forever.
This once-in-a-lifetime bundle helps you and your partner stay on track with your 2018 exercise goals by providing the socks and fitness trackers you need. No longer will you wake up on Sunday morning and tell your partner, “It would be a beautiful day for a run … if only we had activity trackers.”
But that’s not all.
This never-before-seen bundle helps you relax and find your true self. No longer will you wake up on a lazy Sunday morning and say, “It would be a great day to stay inside and relax … if only I had some warm socks and fidget spinners.”
But that’s not all.
This Meh-exclusive bundle helps your 4-legged friends achieve their 2018 exercise goals. No longer will you wake up next to your pooch on Sunday morning and say, “It would be a great day to take the dog to the dog park … if only she had 2 pairs of socks and 2 activity trackers (one for each set of legs)."
But that’s not all.
This unbelievable bundle helps you maintain an active, rewarding social life. No longer will you wake up late on a Sunday morning and say, “Oh no, what am I going to wear to the 2017-themed party my friend is throwing tonight? If only I could bring fidget spinners as party favors, activity trackers as part of my 2017-themed costume, and 2 pairs of extra socks for when I sweat through the others dancing sultrily to “Despacito” all night!”
But that’s not all.
Oh wait, yes it is. Those are the only reasonable ways you could put this melange of crap to good use.
