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8-or-64-for-Tuesday: TeenyMates WWE Mystery Bags

  • Little tiny wrestlers that look “cute.”
  • They are collectible, we’re told!
  • You can get an 8-pack for $5 or a 64-pack or $20.
  • And by “pack” we mean “a pack of 2-packs.”
  • Thus, it’s 16 or 128 wrestlers.
  • Because why the hell not?!
  • Models: TMGWWE1 & TMGWWE2. The TMG stands for Too Much Greatstuffinhere!
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Introducing: Order/Hoarder

We discussed this on Saturday: the new deal-type where we offer the choice between a reasonable number of something for a reasonably good price or an unreasonable number of something for an unreasonably great price. (Technically, there is a third option–not buying anything–which some might argue is the best choice for the best price, but hey, just let us have this, okay?)

Well, we’re excited to announce its new official name:

Order/Hoarder

That comes from user @Tawnyy (with a very slight edit). Congratulations, @Tawnny! For your prize, we promise to whisper “hey, thanks” to each order we ship your way!

Today’s Order/Hoarder product:

WWE TeenyMates!!!

What we’ve got here are some little mystery grab-bags containing cute-ified versions of your favorite (or least favorite) WWE wrestlers. As with each of these Order/Hoarder sales, we like to provide a little math breakdown: for $5, you can get 8 packs of them, which comes out to 63 cents each. On the other hand, you could get 64 packs for just $20. That’s 31 cents each, right? WRONG! Since you can only order 8 or 64, the first 8 cost $5, and the last 56 cost $15, which means those last 56 are costing you just about 27 cents each! That’s one quarter and two pennies! And when you consider that each pack contains 2… that’s less than 14 cents per wrestler!

And if you’re like, “why would I need 128 of these things?” here are a few helpful suggestions:

  • Put a bowl of them at the end of your desk at work, and if anyone asks you why, just say, in as condescending a voice as possible: “It’s healthier to hold a tiny wrestler than it is to eat candy.”

  • Give them away at your kids’ parties. Do you kids and their like wrestlers? Great! They’ll love these things. Do they not like wrestlers? That’s okay too. They won’t know who any of these people are and you can just call them L’il Fun Buddies or something.

  • Isn’t it about time your little Christmas village got some extreme new residents?

  • Glue them to your dashboard and let them intimidate you into being a better driver.

  • Carry them around with you and conduct a social experiment called: how many random people on the street will catch a little wrestler when you say to them: hey you, catch this little wrestler?

  • You do realize it’s only 71 days till Halloween, right?

Okay, the point is, there really is no reason to buy 64 of these things except for the thrill of spending a little money on a lot of something. So, what’s it going to be: are you going to place an order or become a hoarder?

So far today...

  • 66438 of you visited.
  • 41% on a phone, 5% on a tablet.
  • 5426 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 385 of these.
  • Deal ended .
  • That’s $7412 total.
  • (including shipping)

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