Too late It’s over

65-Pack: Talia Dry Roasted Chickpea Snacks (5x 5.5oz + 60x 1.2oz Variety)

You get 5 big bags and 60 small bags
You choose which flavor for the big bags
The small bags will be 12 of each flavor

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We've Created A Monster

Anyone else getting tired of the same old monsters. Dracula? More like Drab-ula! Zombies? A bunch of real zom-bozos! Werewolves? Get-the-hell-outta-here, wolves! Enough with the masked killers using gardening implements, with the typical ghosts and ghouls, and enough with the clowns! No, it’s about time we forge a bold new direction in horror. I’ve even roped in our own resident monster-sculptor @KoolHandJoe for his expert opinions on the matter. Let’s see what we’ve got.

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A black sphere of some unknown material appears. It floats without a source of propulsion, motionless, though its surface seems to flow like liquid. A red substance drips from it slowly, like blood from a wound. There are no openings and no features. And then things happen. What things? I’ll leave it up to someone else to figure out. What does it mean? I don’t know. Make it a metaphor for something. They’ll figure it out.