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3-Pack: Think Tank LED Work Lights

You get three of these things we’ll explain in a second because we don’t want to make this bullet point too long
It’s a 7-LED flashlight with a 30-LED array in the… handle? body? whatever you call the part that doesn’t usually have a light in it
And then there’s a magnet and a hook on the other side for your dangling convenience
Runs on 3 AA batteries (not included, get your own)
Model: KC91109 (two letters and five digits for a totally Google-unique model number -nice work)

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Not exactly putting a man on the moon, is it?

Human rights. Climate change. Global security. The development of nuclear weapons. The elimination of nuclear weapons. When we hear the words “think tank”, that’s the kind of issue we expect them to be working on. Thoughts so big you need an entire tank to hold them.

Not putting a hook and a magnet and an array of LEDs on a cheapo flashlight and calling it a “work light”.

Whatever, it’s useful enough, it works, it’s super super cheap even three at a time. So, bravo, Think Tank. Nailed it. Yay.

It’s just that with a name like that, we thought you’d aim higher. A Think Tank flashlight should look like something Buckminster Fuller, Nate Silver, and Henry Kissinger came up with after being locked in a tank and not let out until they invented a flashlight that BLEW OUR MINDS.

Either Think Tank doesn’t mean what it used to, or they didn’t exactly put their best people on the job. Unless, hey, maybe there’s a nuclear reactor attached to this thing. Now where did we put that damn manual?

3-Pack: Think Tank LED Work Lights

Not exactly putting a man on the moon, is it?

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