2-Pack: Bug Bite Thing Bug Bite Thing Suction Tool, Poison Remover

  • Stick it over the bite
  • Plunge out the poison
  • Hold it for 10-20 seconds
  • No more itch!
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We've Created A Monster

Anyone else getting tired of the same old monsters. Dracula? More like Drab-ula! Zombies? A bunch of real zom-bozos! Werewolves? Get-the-hell-outta-here, wolves! Enough with the masked killers using gardening implements, with the typical ghosts and ghouls, and enough with the clowns! No, it’s about time we forge a bold new direction in horror. I’ve even roped in our own resident monster-sculptor @KoolHandJoe for his expert opinions on the matter. Let’s see what we’ve got.

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What if there was a creature that could not reproduce and instead it stole babies from maternity wards. Once it had a human baby, the baby would develop into another one of the creature. Kinda hearkens back to the old “fairies took/replaced my baby” thing.

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