Talk Like Something Else Day: A Meh-rathon
Talk like a Pirate Day is this Saturday, the 19th. But c’mon! That’s played out. This year, why not try something different? Such as:
Talk Like a Pool Float Day
Turn on footage of a parade and roll your eyes while muttering about how it’s bullshit they call them ‘floats’ when they don’t even FLOAT!
