2-Pack: Butt Muffler Bamboo Charcoal Seat Cushions
- You think you’re an adult with refined taste
- And then the company you write copy for sells something called a “Butt Muffler” and you can’t stop laughing
- Literally, you get a pair of cushions that absorb farts
- And other bad odors too
A Multifarious Mehrathon Mystery
Stepping out of the elevator, he felt a bump at his back as the woman who rode down with him slipped something into his palm and walked off. He looked down at the object and found what seemed to be a stack of poker chips. As he looked back up, he locked eyes with the woman, who nodded him toward a particular table in the center of the room. Without much else to go on, he approached.