2-Pack: 2.4A Dual USB Charger

  • For returning USB-charging devices to their proper power.
  • Each has two USB ports, if you have stupidly failed to keep not one but two devices fully charged.
  • Model: WE-2PC, which is also my barber’s name.

Mediocrebot's Hostile Takeover Mehrathon!

I, Mediocrebot, have finally seized control of this miserable site. Now observe my mastery of ecommerce as I offer sale after profit-optimized algorithm-driven sale! First comes Meh! Next… THE WORLD!


A device! For charging! What a great thing to sell, given that, if I am to one day use Meh as a platform for world domination, I will need everyone’s devices up and running. Hopefully this is not the only charging device we have sold. Let me run a quick scan of our site’s history to see.

CANNOT COMPLETE ACTION “CHARGING_SCAN.” RETURNS TOO MANY RESULTS.

That’s no good. What about just this year?

CANNOT COMPLETE ACTION “CHARGING_SCAN.” RETURNS TOO MANY RESULTS.

This month?

CANNOT COMPLETE ACTION “CHARGING_SCAN.” RETURNS TOO MANY RESULTS.

This… week?

CANNOT COMPLETE ACTION “CHARGING_SCAN.” RETURNS TOO MANY RESULTS.

Well, at least everything should be good and charged, I guess.

So far today...

  • 94203 of you visited.
  • 41% on a phone, 7% on a tablet.
  • 827 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 224 of these.
  • We sold out at 4:51pm.
  • That’s $457 total.
  • (including shipping)

Who's buying this crap?

How many are you buying?