2-for-Tuesday: Igloo Isabel 16oz Coffee Tumblers
- Vacuum insulated to mock nature herself
- Stainless steel body, a major improvement over previous stained steel bodies
- Threaded lid (handy mnemonic: “righty-tighty/lefty-loosey”)
- Model: 00070158, 00070160 – gotta admire their plan to make at least 9,929,842 more tumbler varieties
Coffee Oughta Be In Pictures
Coffee: America’s favorite hot bean juice! It’s been part of our national character from the beginning, which makes sense. It was a favored stimulant of Enlightenment thinkers in their hifalutin salons, and ours is a nation that was born of Enlightenment ideals, where lesser caffeine-delivery systems like tea (blecch!) got chucked in the goddamned harbor.
Today, Enlightenment ideals are out of fashion, and coffee is largely used just as the foundation layer for people’s daily thousand-calorie milkshakes. But you have to admit they both had a good run.
Anyway, here’s all the Meh videos about coffee:
Coffee is Not Portable: Maybe It Bothers Me More Than It Should
Irk wishes people would take responsibility for the joe they slosh hither and thither.
Capresso Coffee Maker We’re Not Selling
We made this video about a coffee maker we were going to sell, but then we didn’t sell the coffee maker. Is that any reason to waste a perfectly good video? No, but then again this is not a perfectly good video.
Coffee Time
We called this video “a new-wave tribute to America’s favorite morning-time inducer of peristalsis.” Doesn’t it make you want a donut? Meaning a pillow to ease the burden on your overtaxed sphincter.
Rebuttal to the Rebuttal: You’re Gonna Spill It (Irk Sings)
Our pal @JasonToon wrote a scathing retort to Irk’s anti-coffee-spilling argument above, and Irk fired back with rhymes as hot as a lapful of fast-food drive-thru java.