4-for-Tuesday: AwoX StriimLIGHT Bluetooth LED Speaker Light Sets

  • Choose either a set of two large and two small speaker-bulbs, or a set of four small
  • Remote control LED bulbs (nice!) that have little built-in Bluetooth speakers (what?)
  • The big ones are 475-lumen, 8W bulbs with 10W speakers, and they need a lot of clearance to fit into the fixture (think “floodlight”)
  • The regular-sized ones are 110-lumen, 3W bulbs with 3W speakers, and they’ll fit most standard fixtures
  • Each one comes with a remote that can control multiple bulbs
  • But you can only stream from one audio source to one bulb at a time
  • Model: SLM-B3, SL-B10 (we’ve said it all about these - how despite the logic of the numbers and letters that hyphen placement is awkward, how it’s weird that the regular-size one is called “Mini” and the gigantic one is the regular, how they’re still solid model numbers despite those qualms - so this time we’ll just say how happy we’ll be to never think about these model numbers again)
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Get. Stoked. Y'all.

Can you feel it? We said CAN YOU FREAKING FEEL IT? That’s magic in the air, brosephs and sistephs! That’s the fever-pitched hum of our body hairs all aquiver and tingling on end! That’s pure EXCITEMENT with a capital X and that stands for XXXTRA exciting! And it’s all because of these AwoX StriimLIGHTs!

No, not because they’re so exciting in and of themselves. We’re just so thrilled to be getting rid of them.

You guys don’t know what it’s been like. To you, these are just remote-control LEDs (pretty cool) with tiny Bluetooth speakers built into them (umm, OK). We sell them, you buy them, you seem to like them just fine.

To us, they’re an albatross around the neck, a gloomy shadow on the product schedule, a reproachful pile of dread looming in the warehouse to rebuke us for ever daring to feel happy until every last one is sold, to remind us of the empty creative tank that awaits us next time we have to write about them. The merest thought of them sinks our hearts.

It’s been a chore. We’re not gonna lie, it’s been a chore.

But now - o Heavenly day! - we’re done. This sale will kill off the last remnants of our inventory, or at least scythe the stocks down to fuko-able levels. Never again will we be obliged to juggle the cool-lightbulb, weird-speaker duality! No more shall we remember that somebody thought it was a good idea to spell “stream” “Striim”!

With a twinkle in our eye and a song in our hearts, we skip giddily toward the end of our ordeal. The only thing that would prolong it would be a united effort by our customers to not purchase the AwoX StriimLIGHT out of sheer sadism, to keep our inventory intact and keep our souls roasting on the rack of perdition. But you guys would never do something that mean!

Right, guys? Right? Guys…?

So far today...

  • 93509 of you visited.
  • 37% on a phone, 7% on a tablet.
  • 6242 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 708 of these.
  • Deal ended .
  • That’s $23882 total.
  • (including shipping)

Who's buying this crap?

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