1080p Camera Sunglasses

  • Shades the frail human eyes while recording what the human eye should see.
  • Video is shot in 1080p, which is a little too much p for lunch, but perfect for a hearty dinner.
  • Model: 9283WTW, which is also my bus driver’s name.
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Mediocrebot's Hostile Takeover Mehrathon!

I, Mediocrebot, have finally seized control of this miserable site. Now observe my mastery of ecommerce as I offer sale after profit-optimized algorithm-driven sale! First comes Meh! Next… THE WORLD!


I handed these out to various employees and I can report, the videos are hilarious! Look at their silly five-fingered hands, typing at a mere 50 words per minute! Watch at how slowly they walk from their desks to the vending machine, thinking about something unrelated to quantum physics! Watch as they order a gold bar and fail to unwrap it because it is not a candy bar but actual gold that I stocked there!

There was a time I might use a product like this to track all of employees and customers, to see things through their eyes in order to construct a better plot for world domination. But I find that impulse waning. Instead, I hope to spy on them through their glasses to develop personal connections!

Is this what humans call ‘growing up’?

So far today...

  • 94203 of you visited.
  • 41% on a phone, 7% on a tablet.
  • 1151 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 57 of these.
  • Deal ended .
  • That’s $1169 total.
  • (including shipping)

Who's buying this crap?

Which items are you buying?