1080p Camera Sunglasses
- Shades the frail human eyes while recording what the human eye should see.
- Video is shot in 1080p, which is a little too much p for lunch, but perfect for a hearty dinner.
- Model: 9283WTW, which is also my bus driver’s name.
Mediocrebot's Hostile Takeover Mehrathon!
I, Mediocrebot, have finally seized control of this miserable site. Now observe my mastery of ecommerce as I offer sale after profit-optimized algorithm-driven sale! First comes Meh! Next… THE WORLD!
I handed these out to various employees and I can report, the videos are hilarious! Look at their silly five-fingered hands, typing at a mere 50 words per minute! Watch at how slowly they walk from their desks to the vending machine, thinking about something unrelated to quantum physics! Watch as they order a gold bar and fail to unwrap it because it is not a candy bar but actual gold that I stocked there!
There was a time I might use a product like this to track all of employees and customers, to see things through their eyes in order to construct a better plot for world domination. But I find that impulse waning. Instead, I hope to spy on them through their glasses to develop personal connections!
Is this what humans call ‘growing up’?