2-Pack: Call of Duty Cash Stash Flashlight
- You could say the wolfman’s howl is his ‘call of duty’
- Got a little compartment for stashing stuff
- Model: C4LL-0F-CTHULHU-DUTY
It's A Monster Mehsh: A Very Haunted Meh-rathon
The claw tries to get a grip on your shoulder, but you scurry out of its hold. You reach into your pocket and grab one of the things you found on the stairs–the strange spinny fidget throwing stars–ready to hoist it at your assailant, but in that instant, you’re blinded by the creatures single, bright eye.
Only, wait, is that actually a ‘Call of Duty’ flashlight? Held by a man? Wearing a shirt showing Beaker of the Muppets but made to look like the iconic Descendents album cover?
“What are you doing in my house?” the man says.