3-Pack or 6-Pack: Unsimply Stitched Socks

  • You know how this goes: they’re weird goofy socks.
  • Here’s the twist this time: you can choose a random 3-pack.
  • If you pick the random 3-pack, you don’t get to choose the designs, and you might get repeat designs.
  • Model: L1F3-50CK5-W1TH0UT-C0NST4NT-B4SK3TB4LL.
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Keep It Chaotic

Mondays are always hard, but this Monday is hard for a different reason. Your body isn’t ready to go back to work, sure, but it’s also not ready to go back to normal life. For the past four days, you’ve been given a supreme gift: wall-to-wall basketball. Even on Thursday and Friday–weekdays, for crying out loud–any time from mid-morning to late in the evening, you’ve been inundated with high stakes, super emotional college basketball. And you’ve been invested too. All because you went online and clicked names on a bracket.

But that’s over now. Yes, the tournament will continue, but also it won’t. In a way, it ended yesterday. Because from this point on, it assumes the rhythms of a standard sports playoffs. Some nights there will be games. Some nights there won’t. Eventually a champion will be crowned.

But gone are the days of total basketball saturation. Gone are the days of excitement. Gone are the days when euphoria or despair might invade an afternoon meeting or a commute, simply because of decisions made by a group of athletic teens and early twenty somethings hundreds if not thousands of miles away.

In a way, it’s a good thing. You can’t live life like that. It’s too exciting, too fun, too chaotic. You need to reassume your routines.

Still, it’s dangerous to go from so much excess back to normal. It’s like the day after Thanksgiving when you feel famished after eating what is a healthy portion of food; your body isn’t ready for normal just yet.

That’s why you should buy these Unsimply Stitched Socks. Are they as exciting as a buzzer beater to keep your bracket from busting? No. But they might provide some inkling of excitement and fun to fill the void left by the Big Dance. And they’re a little chaotic too, especially if you choose the random 3-pack. You don’t get to choose which designs you get. You might even get 2 or 3 of the same style.

This might seem unfair. But remember: last year a 16 seed upset a 1 seed destroying millions of brackets. By which we mean, not everything is fair.

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