2-Pack: PharMeDoc Memory Foam Pillow with Cooling Gel Top

  • Two pillows, each made of memory foam, but without a single memory between them.
  • The included cooling gel top means you can finally end your search for the mythical “cooler side.”
  • These are traditionally used for sleeping.
  • Model: PLCG-ST01-2X, PLCG-CO01-2X. If you use the pillow and cooling top together, it becomes PPLLCCGG-STCO02-4X. And if you use two pillows at once, it becomes… you know what? Never mind.
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Reso-LOOT-ion #4

We’re back with another round of Reso-LOOT! This week, we’re taking it easy. We’re getting in the zone, the comfort zone. We need to really think about what we’re selling, and to do that we need to be relaxed. So, we’re kicking our feet up and laying our head down… on a two-pack PharMeDoc Pillows! They’re made from memory foam and come with a cooling gel top so you won’t always need to turn them over in the middle of the night in search of the mythical “cooler side.”

That makes this a great purchase for achieving a common New Years resolution: improving your sleep habits. You spent all 2018 staying up too late, tossing and turning when you did finally settle in to sleep, your head so foggy in the morning that not even a quadruple espresso could return you to full consciousness. This pillow can help you get back on track. But good sleep requires more than a soft cool spot to rest your head. So, here are a few tips and tricks for catching some quality z’s this year:

  • When we think of rest, we think ‘peace and quiet.’ But not everyone sleeps best in total silence. Some of us need background noise. That’s why it might be a good idea to invest in a white noise machine. Just know that, no matter what the salesman tells you, white noise doesn’t actually look white. If your white noise machine makes white air, then gray air, then thick black air, it might be on fire.

  • The classic advice is to count sheep. We say: why not go a bit further. Count the sheep. Then name the sheep. Then negotiate the sale of the sheep. Then watch as the sheep are trucked away, knowing little of the fate will befall them at their new home. See, now you’re ready to cry yourself to sleep!

  • In terms of sleeping positions, it breaks down like this: it’s best to sleep on your back; it’s okay to sleep on your side; it’s not great to sleep on your stomach; and it’s terrible to sleep on the Utah Jazz making a run in the 2nd half of the season.

  • Some say a glass of warm milk will help you fall asleep. The trick to this is really in the warming. Warming it in the microwave on the stove is nice, but it works best if the warmth comes from two fingers of quality bourbon.

There you go, folks: the keys to a good night’s sleep! Now, buy this 2-pack of pillows and follow this advice for a more restful 2019!

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